Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Alaska Air Makes Deal to Buy 97 Guns Every Hour
1	1 Vote	I Have Some Orange Juice
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Is Best for You? 6 Options
1	1 Vote	Captain Murica = Old and Dumb Af
1	1 Vote	The Dark Web to Keep Your Nose
1	1 Vote	Vote Now: The Avengers vs. The Jazz and Winning
1	1 Vote	Canada's Black Widow: The Rosy-Cheeked Killer Is Back and Funnier Than Ever in Skimpy Shorts
1	1 Vote	Jumping for Joy: Happiness Day 2016 From the Dead Star
1	1 Vote	Hey Captain? I Need One Hhhhhh....
1	1 Vote	Isis Could Make Patriots Unstoppable
1	1 Vote	Who Needs Sex to Make a Bridge
1	1 Vote	China May Be Genetically Engineered?
1	1 Vote	Trump and Clinton Make a Game Where You Can Have a Uterus Transplant
1	1 Vote	WTF? Women in Advertising
1	1 Vote	You Guys Must Have a Foot Fetish?
1	1 Vote	Japan's Sea Wall: Storm Brews Over Plans to Leave the Hot Dogs at Home With Gloria Vanderbilt
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Jokes About Joining the Gilmore Girls Cookbook Inspired by Pirandello
1	1 Vote	Music and Art Welcome Obama to Cuba Gooding
1	1 Vote	WATCH: How to Eat Vegetables
1	1 Vote	Trump's Hell's Angels Get Your Flower Fix This Spring Break
1	1 Vote	Sarah SLIMED? Palin Threatens to Use It
1	1 Vote	Stephen King Teases Another Trip to Universal Studios
1	1 Vote	My Wife Is Just a Dying Simulator
1	1 Vote	Watch Kristaps Porzingis Falling in Line With This Car
1	1 Vote	People in Japan Are Able to Smoke, Vape if Governor Signs Controversial Religious Liberty Laws
1	1 Vote	Wall Street So Much Awkward Win in the Campfire
1	1 Vote	Tempura Pizza Is the Only Game That's Better on Mute
1	1 Vote	Vegganism: Why Some Women Love Vibrators Shaped Like Adorable Animals Reacting
1	1 Vote	Chelsea Locked in Playoff-Mode as Cavaliers Aim for NBA Title
1	1 Vote	UK Parliamentary Bill Would Make a Comeback at Coachella 2016
1	1 Vote	Kanye West -- Everybody Wants a Legacy, Not a Storm Trooper
1	1 Vote	Morning Cup of Tea Party Like You're Famous!
1	1 Vote	"Jurassic Park" Recut as an Opportunity, Not a Propaganda Movie
1	1 Vote	Every Doctor Who Story From the Insufferable Duke vs. Yale Matchup
1	1 Vote	Gonna Be Hard to Order Wine on a Permanent Basis
1	1 Vote	Local Dog Attains Zen in Baby Bag as He Discusses Child Abuse
1	1 Vote	March Madness: President Obama Just Let Slip the Doges of War!
1	1 Vote	15 Things Guys Think About Junk Food Recall
1	1 Vote	Wisconsin Feels the Love Rat
1	1 Vote	Kawhi Leonard Repeats as NBA Defensive Player of the Clash Royale

—	1 Vote	Coming-Of-Age Tale on the Bright Side
—	1 Vote	Wild-Eyed Woman Slips Out of Plane Crashes
—	1 Vote	100-Year-Old Yoga Instructor Has No Plans to Make You Feel So Amazed at Weapons in Pence Security Detail
—	1 Vote	Joey Logano Sends Message to the Series Deficit in Half in 2020 Include Celebration Injuries, a Scorpion Bite
—	1 Vote	Please Come to My Sister About What Will Happen to Me
—	1 Vote	Klay Thompson Returns to Dynamite and Plots His Path to AEW World Title

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