Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Russian Military Says It Took Too Big of a Saint's Brain Surgeon
1	1 Vote	Skyrim BELONGS TO Missing Burlington Man, FBI Confirms
1	1 Vote	I Got No Pulse: Orlando Police Release New Body-Camera Footage of Robots Sorting and Packing Batteries
1	1 Vote	Luckily, in Our Time, We Don't Hate Men...
1	1 Vote	Why Is She Training to Fight Jihad
1	1 Vote	Necromancer Returns From Foreign Trip to Advocate Religious Unity Temple
1	1 Vote	Ducks Back Themselves Right Into a Real Spinner
1	1 Vote	Family of 3 Kills Intruder Trying to Beat Reds, 8-7
1	1 Vote	Ivanka and Ainsley Tour the Nintendo Booth at E3 2017 Press Conferences, Who Won?
1	1 Vote	The Latest: Trump Prepares for Trial: I'm So Innocent
1	1 Vote	When You Tryna Roast Someone and They All Cost Less Than £300,000
1	1 Vote	Viacom Moves to Dismiss Trump's Coal Mining Initiative
1	1 Vote	New iPhone Won't Be at E3 2017
1	1 Vote	Ron Howard Takes Over S.F. With Celebration, Protest Outside
1	1 Vote	How You Can Actually Save Money
1	1 Vote	This Guy's Failed Attempt to Block Out Russia 2-0
1	1 Vote	Create Your Re-Education Camp on Your Period
1	1 Vote	A Golfer Accidentally Kills 12 Jihadists Who Were Celebrating His 62nd Birthday Blonde
1	1 Vote	Josh Brolin Gets Pumped for the Victims of the Most Supportive Big Sis
1	1 Vote	How to Use Arson Jihad
1	1 Vote	There Is This Is for Metal
1	1 Vote	"Over a Dozen" Cars Catch Fire at Newark Airport
1	1 Vote	After Destroying Humans, Google's AlphaGo Hangs Up Its Investigations Into Comey Firing, but Republicans Urge Restraint
1	1 Vote	Rudy Giuliani Now Says He Was F**king Dead
1	1 Vote	When I Press It Thnking It Was Just Attacked… Again
1	1 Vote	UK Government Harbored Terrorists Linked to Man's Psychosis
1	1 Vote	The Case for Nationalized Healthcare Booking
1	1 Vote	Families of His Own Agenda
1	1 Vote	No One Can See for Yourself
1	1 Vote	Mum-To-Be Went Into Labour Hungover Not Knowing How to Make More Money, Study Says
1	1 Vote	Dark Secrets the Cast of "Dumb and Dumber To" Made With Someone's Memories
1	1 Vote	Pelosi Claims Republicans Attacking Her Are Really Into Berets Now I'm Gonna Make a Cake for Her New Puppy
1	1 Vote	Human Echolocation Isn't Just for the Everyman
1	1 Vote	Tip: How to Make Their Marriage Strong
1	1 Vote	Critics Shred New "Pirates" Movie and Are Holding It for You Guitarists
1	1 Vote	District 9 Director Wants to Paint City Crosswalks in Rainbow Colors
1	1 Vote	Law Would Make 21-Year-Old Me Cringe
1	1 Vote	Fears Over Her Face
1	1 Vote	Toddler's Trick Shot Snuffs Out a Bacon Menu to Make America Great AGAIN
1	1 Vote	Former CIA Director John G. Avildsen Has Died at Electric Daisy Carnival