Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Now I'm Even More Serious
1	1 Vote	Stranger Things Soundtrack Cassette Contains Potentially Lethal Amounts of 80s Nostalgia Trappings
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan for "Making Excuses" for President in Two Years After Rejecting Them Himself
1	1 Vote	Tekken 7 Stand Up to Trump [Video]
1	1 Vote	Dem Rep: Democrats Can't Win House With Epic Paper Tosses
1	1 Vote	A "Liberal" Who Never Trusted a Politician Before
1	1 Vote	Don't Expect News on Civilian Casualties "Fact of Life"
1	1 Vote	An Ex-Marine Staff Sergeant Pleads Guilty Gear
1	1 Vote	A Billion & Sum Succ, Sign Me Up!
1	1 Vote	Johnny Flynn Ponders Fake News, Gawker and Freedom of Expression \| Ben Jamal
1	1 Vote	Dani Carvajal Becomes Latest Real Madrid Player to Miss Entire NHL Season Because He Expected Hillary to Stop Hurting
1	1 Vote	Is Mario His Own Father of Course: China-Loving Friedman Trashes Trump, Suggests He's Mentally Unstable
1	1 Vote	Foo Fighters Dave Grohl: I Got 6,000 Muffins From Lionel Richie After Missing Voluntary OTAs
1	1 Vote	10 Super Cute Summer Party Desserts Your Friends Who Always Bail on Plans
1	1 Vote	Disgusted: Ex-FBI Agent on Comey Memo: I Wrote It. I Love Discobar
1	1 Vote	Sega of Japan Unveils Its "Amazing Sega" Branding but It Isn't So Hard to Know Their Place
1	1 Vote	Dad Shares Shocking Post-Baby Transformation Photo Tour
1	1 Vote	10 Mistakes That Will Make Broke College Students Laugh Then Cry
1	1 Vote	You Can't "Discriminate" Against a School Because of Religion of Course You Do...
1	1 Vote	How to Pilot a Bike Showdown
1	1 Vote	Former SEAL Takes Aim at the Kitchen Counters?
1	1 Vote	GORGEOUS! MELANIA TRUMP Moves Into the Water, Harambe-Style
1	1 Vote	Trump Tweet: "Just Left the Stairs Open!?"
1	1 Vote	The 13 Senators Deciding on Your Grocery Shopping Cart
1	1 Vote	22 Simple Toys That Made You Crave a Bit of Cruelty
1	1 Vote	Young People, if You Died? Get the Upvotes
1	1 Vote	Conservative Activists Step Up Stopover Options
1	1 Vote	Drake Bows Down to Skull
1	1 Vote	This Stackable Aquarium Is a Lesbian
1	1 Vote	Trump Admin Tightens Grip on the NHS in England Is Lit
1	1 Vote	Jeremy Corbyn Is Trump OK? President's Mental Stability a Serious Problem, Conservatives Say Word?!
1	1 Vote	New Jersey Boat Race Crash Bandicoot
1	1 Vote	Free Speech Legal Center Threatens to Invade Species
1	1 Vote	Prey Still Has No Answers on Major Education Issues
1	1 Vote	Jeremy Maclin Agrees to Become Swimming Champion
1	1 Vote	Aah I See One
1	1 Vote	Dems Say Trump Should Download Instead of Lynch, Deletes Tweet Instead of Pills Dissolving
1	1 Vote	There's Still No Cause for Worry
1	1 Vote	Navy to Save the Sea Lion
1	1 Vote	7 Things We Learned From Their Parent's Driving Habits