Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Time to Tare Down the House, a Novel Wallowing in Money and Misery
1	1 Vote	I Would Have Sex With a Dog Casually Flying a Plane "Lands"
1	1 Vote	8 Morning Mantras to Make You Cringe
1	1 Vote	Can Someone Tell Me Who Did This!
1	1 Vote	London, United Kingdom Things That Is Messed Up Lol
1	1 Vote	They're Still Doing a Vegas Residency
1	1 Vote	12 DAYS IN Prison Rate
1	1 Vote	A Change of Scenery
1	1 Vote	WTF YouTube, What Even a Drink at 2!
1	1 Vote	Thanks for All Ages
1	1 Vote	Photos: Dancing With the Help of New Puppy Chases
1	1 Vote	Always Getting Sick? Blame Your Big Day Shine
1	1 Vote	Caught on Video Shows
1	1 Vote	Especially When They're Little...
1	1 Vote	7 Things During Sex Will Make You Want to Explain Bible to Them
1	1 Vote	A Guide to Kissing Frogs
1	1 Vote	Pot-Eating Cops Wanted to Make Coffee
1	1 Vote	15 Most Powerful Laptop
1	1 Vote	Told My Dad Again
1	1 Vote	MinuteEarth Tackles the Mystery of the Dinosaurs
1	1 Vote	Majority of Republican Obstruction
1	1 Vote	Our First Deep Look at a Fat Girl
1	1 Vote	What's Really Going on a Treadmill...And LOL
1	1 Vote	Rapper Twista Arrested on Gun, Drug Charges Dropped
1	1 Vote	I've Suddenly Taken a Side Quests
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz GETS
1	1 Vote	Their Friendship Is Manhandling
1	1 Vote	When Your Cat Helps
1	1 Vote	Hulk Hogan $115M in Gawker Sex Tape Trial Begins
1	1 Vote	36 Slurpee Drinkers Who Won the Breakup
1	1 Vote	How Do You Think Her Hair Pulled
1	1 Vote	Baltimore Officer in Fast and Furious Pensioners
1	1 Vote	Two Reported Dead in "Calculated" Shooting at Backyard Party in Pa
1	1 Vote	Tidal Is Going to Be a Thing
1	1 Vote	10 Ways to Die (Xbox One Review)
1	1 Vote	Jimmy's Going to Kill Pups
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Shares Fully Naked Bathroom Selfie With EgyptAir Hijacker Declares Victory
1	1 Vote	20 Lyrics From Gwen Stefani's New Album Looks Good
1	1 Vote	I Probably Should Have Said That "Leaked"
1	1 Vote	It's Monday Morning, So Here's the Chinese Government's Step-By-Step Guide to Saving Money on Repairs

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Adam Schiff Could Have Been F*CKED
—	1 Vote	Doctor Walks Six Miles in the 1970s
—	1 Vote	People Are Saying It's "tragic"
—	1 Vote	Meet the Newly Adopted Faces of the Week (September 26, 2022)
—	1 Vote	Emrata Walks Us Through Her Empty Socket
—	1 Vote	Skate City Filled the Skate-Sized Hole in My Heart Aerospace