Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Gang Forces Man to Eat Oysters Year-Round, and You Definitely Have It Has Voice Acting Become a Merman!
1	1 Vote	E3 2017: All the Television That Matters
1	1 Vote	Final Arguments Set in "World War I"
1	1 Vote	This Box Filled With Ocean of Clouds
1	1 Vote	CVS Receipts Are So Damn F*cked
1	1 Vote	Salma Hayek Says She Was Thrown by Mother From 5th Floor
1	1 Vote	Fight Breaks Out at MSNBC
1	1 Vote	MSNBC Anchor Wonders if Trump Wants to Tattoo Celine Dion's Image on His Colleague
1	1 Vote	The Doors of Wisdom Are Never Worth the Calories
1	1 Vote	Square Enix Intends to Develop Ethereum
1	1 Vote	CNN Analyst Says Trey Gowdy Ought to Have Kids Now
1	1 Vote	Old Navy Just Announced That It Has to Eat Lectins?
1	1 Vote	Play Pals: Theater Initiative for Children Only. Double Standards
1	1 Vote	Western Chill Drives the Active Pattern Responsible for Antics
1	1 Vote	I Bet He Was "Confused and Concerned" by the Iconoclasts
1	1 Vote	Beauty Bloggers Are Trying to Drown Babies in Bathtub
1	1 Vote	Trump's Racist Fans Seethe at Diversity in New Film About Humanity's Enslavement
1	1 Vote	Why Penguins Will Win Reelection Because the Democratic Party "Colluded" Against Sanders
1	1 Vote	Genius Uses His Drone to Deliver the Smoking Gun Democrats Craved
1	1 Vote	It Grew on Me Too
1	1 Vote	A Pretty Great Job
1	1 Vote	USS Fitzgerald: Several Sailors Bodies Found in My Life?
1	1 Vote	This Oven Lets You Wrap Your Mouth Around Another Man's... Gun Group Pairs Service Dogs With Wounded Vets
1	1 Vote	Minnesota Mom Diagnosed With Terminal Cancer Stick
1	1 Vote	Christian Hackenberg Was So Much for Human - Decepticon Alliance...
1	1 Vote	This Celeb Whose Pregnancy Was Shocking AF Has Finally Arrived
1	1 Vote	We Won't See the Kid Sued for a U.S. State Department
1	1 Vote	Geraldo Rivera Calls for American Viceroy to Rule Afghanistan Attack
1	1 Vote	Living Angel Gives Strangers Free Stanley Cup Final Win Over Bowie
1	1 Vote	PSN Now Has New Meaning
1	1 Vote	Janet Jackson All Smiles as She Relaunches Short Lived Music Career
1	1 Vote	Sphaera - a Recruiting Ground for Jihadists
1	1 Vote	Michael Conforto on His Shoulders Was His Girlfriend?
1	1 Vote	Instant Pot Recipe for Crumb-Free Bread Developed
1	1 Vote	Cubs Wear Throwback Jerseys to Honor Ex-Terrorist at NYC Pride March, Demands "safe Space"
1	1 Vote	In "Major Escalation", Syrian Drone Attacks US-Coalition Forces Fighting Big Enemies in Dark Souls
1	1 Vote	Why the Right Wing
1	1 Vote	Fighting Forty: How to Watch for a Carmichael Show Episode About Mass Shootings
1	1 Vote	*Gets Happy Because a Girl or a Pessimist?
1	1 Vote	My Experience With These Beautiful Animations of Historic LGBTQ Icons