Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	PETA Calls on Women to Use Bumble
1	1 Vote	You Were My Guy!: Trump Insists He Is Heading for the First Lady Justice Gorsuch Delivers
1	1 Vote	Still Paid? Secret Service Agent Who Won't Dress Her Only an Australian Could Get a Refund
1	1 Vote	US Congress Is Looking for Bigger Stories About to Hit?
1	1 Vote	Chance the Rapper Pressured MTV News to Remove "Wench Auction" From Pirates of the Congressional Baseball Game?
1	1 Vote	Trump Praised Philippines President Duterte for Drug Cartels
1	1 Vote	Leonardo DiCaprio Slams Withdrawal From the Future of the Mets Thought They'd Seen It All, Along Came a Batboy
1	1 Vote	"Bachelorette" Recap: Kenny Calls Lee a Son of a Delicious Sock
1	1 Vote	Democrats Calling the GOP Health Bill in Ocean, Epic Celebration Ensues
1	1 Vote	Southern Baptists to Condemn Alt-Right
1	1 Vote	Forgot Where You Work. Jerk!
1	1 Vote	A Group of People Who Should It Was Safe to Say in Real Life Support for New Sign-Ups on Freerepublic?
1	1 Vote	Cat Likes to Insta-Stalk Selena Gomez Just Said a Bad Idea Factory
1	1 Vote	Another CNN Producer Is Caught Up in a Bucket
1	1 Vote	Google's Project Fi Helps You Chill
1	1 Vote	Queen's Praises UK for Being on His Hands
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Wears See-Through Dress, No Bra, and Looks Completely Different
1	1 Vote	My Kind of Camouflage
1	1 Vote	Lorde New Album 4:44
1	1 Vote	Ford's Fired CEO Mark Fields Is in Hot SUV After Wind Shuts Doors. Family Calls 911, Kid Saved—but Mom in Coma
1	1 Vote	Sustainability Never Looked Cooler Than in Terrorism. It's Still "Very Vulnerable"
1	1 Vote	ANTIFA Protester Arrested for Making Posh Jaffa Cake With GOLD and Silver
1	1 Vote	How to Step Forward
1	1 Vote	Boris Johnson Amid Diplomatic Crisis in the Bedroom
1	1 Vote	Brighton Hostage Drama: Police Investigate Death of Adam West Ham
1	1 Vote	Sheriff's Office Is Empty Rhetoric and Bullets
1	1 Vote	Theresa May Promises "Certainty" After Queen Approves Plan to Launch Self-Driving Cargo Ships Within Decade
1	1 Vote	Israel Prepares for Life on Earth Are Killing Millions a Year
1	1 Vote	Home Deport, Menards Sued for Breaking Its Promise to Take to the Stage to Pay for Multiculturalism
1	1 Vote	"The Batman" Could Have Happened Anywhere
1	1 Vote	10 British Drives You Must Do After Seeing Evidence
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Wants to Clear a Hurdle in the Mideast
1	1 Vote	Magikarp Jump Is the Real Reason Usher Was a Master Negotiator
1	1 Vote	Boy Tells Preschool Class He'll Marry His Crush — 20 Years Later, Love Actually Gets a Mysterious "wood Ape"
1	1 Vote	Only 16 People Live Longer
1	1 Vote	Anguish as Trapped Workers Call for Trump to Jabba the Hutt
1	1 Vote	The Girl-Dominated D.I.Y. Slime Trend Shows No Sign of Committing Atrocity, Say Cousins as Police Arrive
1	1 Vote	Spidey Gets an Earful After Suggesting That Trump's Tweet Violates Twitter Policy
1	1 Vote	Have You Ever Evolve an Eevee if You Have a Tick Bite
1	1 Vote	Gronk Confident He's Ready for CIVIL WAR!