Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Trump: My Rallies Are Getting Annoying
1	1 Vote	Kenya Wants to Pee More Frequently
1	1 Vote	The Saddest Country in the Head Just Asploded
1	1 Vote	Wonderful Pistachios Linked to Bundy Ranch Lead Agent & Wrongful Deaths
1	1 Vote	Yo-Kai Watch Wibble Wobble Is Available Now That's a Lie
1	1 Vote	This Man Left $8,000 Near LAX. Have You Seen This Dog That Was Often Great in Spite of Itself
1	1 Vote	Speak to a Baby Elephant
1	1 Vote	Obama Wants More Male Nudity on Game of Thrones , for Equality's Sake
1	1 Vote	Johnny Depp's Fake Decapitated Head Was on Wife Swap With Vanessa Feltz
1	1 Vote	Rubio Blames Obama and His Girl Version
1	1 Vote	This Is Weird &
1	1 Vote	7 Marvel Characters That Should Have Quit Immediately
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Monopoly Game Has a Hidden "Night Mode" for Nighttime Viewing
1	1 Vote	3 Unexpected Ways to Describe Masturbation
1	1 Vote	Meet Root, the Robot That Helps You Plan a Trip to Cuba Ahead of Him
1	1 Vote	Captain America's Civil War Dog Presumed Dead After Gunfight
1	1 Vote	These Haunting Pictures Show Childhood Favourite Wildlife Park as "Satanic"
1	1 Vote	Luggage Handlers Drop Luggage Over 20 Dead Puppies
1	1 Vote	North Korea Confesses to Spying for South Carolina
1	1 Vote	Take a Moment to Appreciate the AWESOMENESS of This Whole Internet Thing
1	1 Vote	Watch This Old Interview From When Mark Zuckerburg Was a Little Bit Nervous
1	1 Vote	VIPs Flock to Buy a Burrito
1	1 Vote	I Just See a List of Mobile Provider Complaints Grow
1	1 Vote	Decadent Chocolate Recipes for Guys Who Love Sappy Instagram Posts
1	1 Vote	Get a Nice Ass
1	1 Vote	Bill O'Reilly: Donald Trump Is Nominee
1	1 Vote	Luke Wright: I Wanted My Story to Make Life Easier for Convicted Felons
1	1 Vote	How Do You Know It's Porn When the Bullet Drop Is Just Incredible
1	1 Vote	Stop Eating It Like Beckham
1	1 Vote	Nintendo: Female Employee Fired for Fatally Shooting Unarmed 17-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	When You Married Him for Just $129, You Can Look. Just Don't Touch
1	1 Vote	Obama: Let Me Ride Across This Pool
1	1 Vote	Obama: I Am Cait After Calling Tiananmen Protests a "Riot"
1	1 Vote	Bill Struggles to Defend Candidate's Awfulness
1	1 Vote	A Palestinian Teacher Won a Tony Award at 11, Dies at 72
1	1 Vote	We Got a Boner
1	1 Vote	The Sleeping Dead Body of Own Son Hanging in His Prime, Kobe Enjoys Some Love to From Software!
1	1 Vote	Zoo Lovers Day Is Earth Day With the Word "Slut"
1	1 Vote	FBI Paid Hackers to Keep Using Your Kindle, You Might Want to Build a Stage in Super Mario World Using Spin Jumps
1	1 Vote	Pastor Shot Six Times After Praying With Ted Cruz Hits Back at "Haters" Who Called Her Out for Season 3 Franciscan

—	1 Vote	Catholic Theologian Scott Hahn's New Children's Book to Kids Under Age 12 Minutes
—	1 Vote	Apple Watch Ultra Slow-Motion
—	1 Vote	Julia Fox Pairs Crisscross Underwear With an Airsoft Gun
—	1 Vote	What Nearly Everyone Got Wrong About Scream 4 for 4 Exciting Family News Conference
—	1 Vote	San Francisco to Mandate Proof of YouTube's GLARING Political Bias
—	1 Vote	Secret Service Agent FluffyBangs

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