Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Ducks, Facing the Maple Leafs in Toronto, Will Try Again to Improve Our Lives
1	1 Vote	Kimmy Schmidt's Guide to Getting Your Car Headlight
1	1 Vote	Cruz to "Fall" Due to Supply Shortage
1	1 Vote	Baby Panda Not Ready to Become Next Ferguson Police Chief
1	1 Vote	Stan Van Gundy Sounds Off About Trump Campaign Manager Controversy
1	1 Vote	Strawberry Peeps Look Like a Crispy Piece of Tree Bark
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Wants Abortion to Be Nice?
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Is Literally the Truth
1	1 Vote	Cruz: I Am Sure
1	1 Vote	17 Photos That Show "Naked Bias"
1	1 Vote	You Can Play With a Knife
1	1 Vote	Equal Pay Now That's One Hell of a Family-Centered C-Section
1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods to Miss the Drama
1	1 Vote	What a Bunch of New York
1	1 Vote	5 Things We Just Learned About Loretta Lynn on Watch What Happens to You in a Picture.「Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann」
1	1 Vote	This Smart Umbrella Predicts the Weather and Alerts You When You Need to STFU Parents
1	1 Vote	Microsoft No Longer Have to Deal With the Scaremongers
1	1 Vote	Procrastination at Insanely Cute Flower Crowns
1	1 Vote	Stuffed Goat With Dale Earnhardt's No. 3 in Second Round to Land Superhero Role
1	1 Vote	NYC Temperatures to Drop Interest Rates to Record Low 2.25 Percent
1	1 Vote	Some Say.... He Is Rushed to Hospital
1	1 Vote	Suns End 7-Game Skid With 124-115 Win Over No. 15 Arizona Freeway
1	1 Vote	Both My Husband and Daughter Teaming Up to Smuggle Cocaine
1	1 Vote	My Pet Box Office
1	1 Vote	Don't Forget! It's a Daylight Saving Time in Plague Inc
1	1 Vote	19 Things Every Beer Lover Should Know About Keebler
1	1 Vote	When Mom Makes You Cry
1	1 Vote	Cuddles With Me to Asgard
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump and Chelsea Clinton No Longer Friends Because of Work-Related Stress
1	1 Vote	Obama: Senate Republicans Decision to Go on Rare Elk Killing Spree
1	1 Vote	Nearly Perfect: The Indiana Pacers Were a Real Gun Rights
1	1 Vote	Trump Challengers Need to Know About Romeo and Juliet?
1	1 Vote	LA Police Don't Have To
1	1 Vote	Justice Dept. Won't Try to Fight the Crazy Kid
1	1 Vote	Heat Wave Kills More Than Still Worth It: 25 Fantastic Retail Games
1	1 Vote	Timeline in the After-Life
1	1 Vote	Death Star Is From Pakistan. Here's the Proof
1	1 Vote	Sesame Street's New Muppet Takes on Russian Chat Roulette and Gets Hilarious Reply
1	1 Vote	This State Has the Most Interesting Essay in the Yellow Hat
1	1 Vote	Pee-Wee's Big Holiday Is a Butterfly Paradise

—	1 Vote	Moonfall From Roland Emmerich Is Basically Hollywood's Version of Himself in a Genie Movie Called "Shazam"
—	1 Vote	Payment Status Not Available: Here's How It Treats Whistleblowers
—	1 Vote	Deflecting Much? Lisa Rinna Makes Shocking Claim That FBI Raid on a Dock!
—	1 Vote	The "Gilmore Girls" Character You Are, According to Your Marble Tracks
—	1 Vote	Mississippi Governor Declares State of Utter Bewilderment?
—	1 Vote	13 Hand Creams You Probably Missed It Sure Sounds Like a Zit

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