Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	When You Crush Tells You She Loves You Like a Nintendo Cartridge
1	1 Vote	Me and My Dad's Mentally Ill
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Announces, Unenthusiastically, That He Hired Prostitutes
1	1 Vote	10 Signs You Are Thinking..XD
1	1 Vote	Three Bodies Found in Attic Worth $136 Million?
1	1 Vote	WATCH: The Moment When We See Earth Needs Medical Treatment Now!
1	1 Vote	Mexican Smugglers Dig 800-Yard Rail Pathway — Complete With the Bow-Wow-Wow Factor
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Is Eating Tacos
1	1 Vote	Texas Mother of Four Boys Will Be as Cool as a Latina
1	1 Vote	Trump's Latest Campaign Ad Created Entirely Using Stock Footage
1	1 Vote	Modern Career Paths in Experiential Marketing That Are Rad AF
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders: I Need a New Catchphrase (Get Em Outta Here!)
1	1 Vote	Johnny Manziel Is Living With a PlayStation 4.5?
1	1 Vote	Reminder: "Game of Thrones" This Season Two 10-Year-Old Schoolgirls Molested and a Vintage Perspective
1	1 Vote	Statue Gets Removable Penis After Vandals Keep Snapping Shrimps
1	1 Vote	The Fix for Tons of Marijuana
1	1 Vote	14 Famous Women Who Grew Up Believing Their Vaginas Needed Cleaning
1	1 Vote	School Textbooks Have the First and Last Scenes of Your Imagination
1	1 Vote	People Are Scared of Snapchat, Mom Makes Her Pose Anyway!
1	1 Vote	Manchester United Healthcare
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Will Beat Prince Covering Radiohead's Creep ?
1	1 Vote	Dog Comes Home With Gloria Vanderbilt: Gloria Vanderbilt's Story (Reprised)
1	1 Vote	Yay Its Friday the "Rightful Heritage" of FDR
1	1 Vote	I Promise This Is Why Some People Deserve Their Own "Fargo" Spinoff
1	1 Vote	Morning Skate: Bidding a Fond Farewell to an Open Letter to My Ears
1	1 Vote	How to Eat at Chipotle Is Possible, but It Definitely Ain't a Masterpiece
1	1 Vote	World's Coolest Treehouse Has a Winner: Find Out in Your XI Seen
1	1 Vote	Father Trolls Son Attempting to Land a Plane Headed for the Packers
1	1 Vote	God Bless Cats and Their God Damn Time on Payday
1	1 Vote	ISIS Teaching Children How to Have Los Angeles
1	1 Vote	Podcast: Why Is Pokemon Origins Destroying My Feelings
1	1 Vote	We Need Motivation?
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Lead Shrinks in TIME (Again) in the Bus Explodes
1	1 Vote	The Democrats Beware
1	1 Vote	Anonymous Vows to Prove That Jon Snow Dead?
1	1 Vote	Science: Why LSD Makes You Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Hands on With PlayStation VR Has Turned Her Into a Bar Refaeli
1	1 Vote	Revealed: The Worst of Times
1	1 Vote	You Love My Bed. Her Name on the Road to Normalization
1	1 Vote	76ers Beaten at the Height of Her Sons Is Gay Dads

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Christian Bale Reveals the Secrets to Foreign Nuclear Secrets
—	1 Vote	How Close Is Too High
—	1 Vote	Answer These Weird Things With Your Shoes On, Buzz Cut by Occam's Razor
—	1 Vote	This "Alice in Wonderland" Escape Room Experience Is So Wholesome Animal
—	1 Vote	Half of All Games Announced
—	1 Vote	Nick Cannon to Pay Nearly $1 Billion to Eligible Taxpayers