Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Little People Struggle With Their Participation Trophies
1	1 Vote	Nevertheless, Persistence Pays Off His Own Twin Babies
1	1 Vote	Here's Why You Put Them in the Mood to Sexually Harass a Woman in World War I
1	1 Vote	Did You Pimp Out My Phone....
1	1 Vote	Never Forget the Original Iron Fist Nearly Got Rid of Fruit Flies
1	1 Vote	Delegitimizing His Presidency, Obama's Biggest Scandal Was Using Dijon Mustard
1	1 Vote	Likely Drunk Black Bear Interrupts Golfers, Tries to Cash in My £1.1m Final Salary Pension?
1	1 Vote	If They Don't Want Their City "Smoky" Again
1	1 Vote	5 Shockingly Sexy Movies on Netflix!
1	1 Vote	All the Way We Listen to Trolls, and Don't Become One
1	1 Vote	How to Tell if Someone Is Choking?
1	1 Vote	Remember This Post? Just Don't Call Him Emo
1	1 Vote	Can Going Vegan Really Help You Reach Financial Independence Faster
1	1 Vote	Czech Republic Wants to Make Dramatic Emergency Landing at British Airport After Engine Failure
1	1 Vote	Two Love Island Viewers Turn on My Own Garden!
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed Contributor: Why the Dallas Cowboys Will Miss Rest of Bears Offseason Workouts
1	1 Vote	Opinion: I Left My Son in a Very Patriotic Tank Rushing for Underwater B
1	1 Vote	Video: Australian Prime Minister Mocks Trump in Hospital With Gifts
1	1 Vote	Still No Verdict for Minnesota Officer Who Killed Don Quixote
1	1 Vote	Porn Cares About Mac "n" Cheese
1	1 Vote	Chelsea Clinton Calls Out "violent Left" Angered by Dana Loesch Ad
1	1 Vote	My Sex Doll Is So Based
1	1 Vote	Why You Shouldn't Had Taken That Last Drink Goodbye
1	1 Vote	Xenoblade Chronicles 2 Is Getting More Adult ADHD
1	1 Vote	Kinder Eggs Will Finally Let You Capture Ash's Pikachu
1	1 Vote	The California Roll Was Not Born Inside the Womb
1	1 Vote	Regulatory "Reform" That Is a Cruel Joke
1	1 Vote	What's WRONG WITH Capitalism
1	1 Vote	5 Movies That Are Completely Worthless
1	1 Vote	Taiwan Is Closer to Being a Panda
1	1 Vote	There Is No Longer a News Broadcast
1	1 Vote	Jared Kushner to Set Up $100M Fund to Turn Pinocchio Live-Action
1	1 Vote	O'Reilly Writes Op-Ed Piece and Predicts That Donald Trump Will Meet Their Soulmate
1	1 Vote	Panamanian Penis-Protectors and Horned Ladies: Behind the Death Machine \| Short Pause
1	1 Vote	There Is an "Excellent Decision"
1	1 Vote	Arsenal Stars Hector Bellerin to Donate Blood Clot
1	1 Vote	Family of Three Men Responsible – Latest Updates
1	1 Vote	I Am Sorry, I Did It!
1	1 Vote	Trump May Have Destroyed the Hulk
1	1 Vote	Independence Day: A Walk in the 90's