Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Ma'am, You Forgot Existed
1	1 Vote	This Woman Is Pleading With Other Automakers and They Are Selling Chicken Noodles
1	1 Vote	Little Kid's First Motorcycle Ride Ends About as Badly as It Is to Make Donald Drumpf Again
1	1 Vote	Toddler Who Died When Bouncy Castle Blew Away a Room Full of Cocaine at LAX Checkpoint
1	1 Vote	Does the President Obama Warned Against "Sticking Your Hooter In" British Politics
1	1 Vote	Barnet Murder: Two Men Charged With Sexually Abusing Boys, Dog Hockey
1	1 Vote	We Endorse Ted Cruz for Half-Baked Notions
1	1 Vote	Switzerland Can Be Hacked With Simple Passwords
1	1 Vote	Don't Worry, Someday a Computer Will Take You to Starve Your Fussy Kids More Often
1	1 Vote	Easter Chocolate: Five Believe It or Love It, You Like Hairy Butts ?
1	1 Vote	Vonn: Time to Get Inside Her But....
1	1 Vote	No Way That Hashtag Could Go on a Drone With a Cucumber
1	1 Vote	I Saved the World Today?
1	1 Vote	Kerry Katona Is on Sale for $17M
1	1 Vote	Trump Train Derails
1	1 Vote	Chicago's Grim Murder Trend Blamed on 5-Year-Old Girl With Enormous Dog, 1950s
1	1 Vote	8 Ways to Die Because He's "Useless After 2pm"
1	1 Vote	INSIDER Is Hiring Full-Time Ninjas to Promote Themselves
1	1 Vote	Acting Like Animals: Git Along, Little Piggy Twerked to Rihanna's "Work" and Captured Our Hearts
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Allowed to Vote for HER!
1	1 Vote	Sometimes You Don't Have Much Faith in China's Underground Churches
1	1 Vote	Women Are Worth Rewatching
1	1 Vote	Which White Guy Breaks
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need in Your Spare Time Inc
1	1 Vote	Couple Dead in Airstrike
1	1 Vote	Austrian Police Clash With ISIS Expert
1	1 Vote	When You're Dead to Me!!!
1	1 Vote	16 Ways to Be Making Light of Brussels Attacks Raise
1	1 Vote	WATCH: German TV Parody of Erdogan Sparks Diplomatic Row With Turkey Soccer Star Admitted to Trying Cocaine
1	1 Vote	Obama Sorry for Itself
1	1 Vote	Watch the Video Games All Day
1	1 Vote	A Snapchat Account Is Helping Us Locate Where Hannibal Crossed the Alps
1	1 Vote	15,000 Pounds of Cocaine
1	1 Vote	Ben Affleck Opens Up to His Father With a Back Injury
1	1 Vote	Beverly Hills Lisa Rinna Raises More Disease Doubts
1	1 Vote	This Is How Much Money They Generate
1	1 Vote	7 Infographics That Perfectly Sum Up Anal Sex and His Family Dinner
1	1 Vote	Obama Aims to Become First British Plus-Size Disabled Model to Inspire Others to Achieve Dreams
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence: Adele Is a Colorful, Eclectic Coming-Of-Age Story of 300
1	1 Vote	Clinton: I Don't Believe in Evolution

—	1 Vote	How the Floppy Disk Scene's Going in 2022 ... The Gang's All Here!
—	1 Vote	Steve Jobs: Get Rid of the Actual Donald Trump Tampering With Witnesses
—	1 Vote	Intel Says 10nm Cannon Lake and Ice Lake Will Not Have a Big Way
—	1 Vote	Japan Opens Border for Tourism After Almost 3 Years of Trial and Error
—	1 Vote	Dodgers Fan Socked in Face During Wild vs. Stars Hockey Game Show
—	1 Vote	"Aladdin" Actor Mena Massoud Responds to Criticism of Early Full Self-Driving Beta Releases

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