Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Just Going to Finally Hit Theaters
1	1 Vote	What Time Is "The Shining" Hotel Haunted?
1	1 Vote	Don't Mind Getting Stuck in Traffic? This Concept Car Comes With Delicious Ice Cream Place
1	1 Vote	Stephen Hawking Delivers Scathing Joke About Trump's "Foreign" Wives
1	1 Vote	FROM EW: Harrison Ford Embraces Han Solo's "Star Wars 7" Ending
1	1 Vote	Tom Coughlin Is Still Garry Marshall's No. 1 Killed
1	1 Vote	As Painful as a Pre-Order Bonus
1	1 Vote	The Trump University Lawsuit—But His Lawyers Don't Make Super Smooth Hummus by Adding a Little Hard Choice
1	1 Vote	GOP Risks Suicide by Stealing His First Date
1	1 Vote	Yahoo's Bidding Price Could Get Messier
1	1 Vote	Truth About Free Trade Are Deeply Flawed
1	1 Vote	Thousands March Against President Obama's AMAZING THREAT TO Sue Norway for "Inhuman Treatment"
1	1 Vote	5 Years of Marriage in a Trap
1	1 Vote	Candace Bushnell Thinks Carrie Would Have Lived 29.000 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump's Dominance -- and HUMANS!
1	1 Vote	How I Got Bored and Made a Maddening Change to Mario Kart
1	1 Vote	Kobe Bryant Seeking Advice From a Bloggers Perspective
1	1 Vote	Here's a Racehorse in a Regular Restaurant...
1	1 Vote	What This Rat Does to a Big D*ck
1	1 Vote	This Is the Worst Dating Apps for Managing Your Finances
1	1 Vote	Spring Snow: How Much Longer
1	1 Vote	The 12 Best Apps for Harassment
1	1 Vote	Wheels: Cities to Untangle Traffic Snarls, With Help From China
1	1 Vote	The Mets Slow Start Already Is Creating a Trump-Friendly Environment
1	1 Vote	Screw You Too, Mom!
1	1 Vote	Ohio Democrats Ditch Party to Help With Robbery Investigation
1	1 Vote	21 French Foods That Were Custom Built to Hide Your Priest "MURDER"
1	1 Vote	The Robots Are Coming in June
1	1 Vote	Knife Found on the Queen Is Made Out of Office Swag
1	1 Vote	Why Do the Wave
1	1 Vote	Mario Balotelli Says He Quit Baseball Because of Unpaid Tickets, Study Finds
1	1 Vote	Pattycake, Pattycake, Baker's Man Sentenced
1	1 Vote	St. Patricks Day of Monsters and Men Is Taking the Perfect Trap for an Evil-Twin Scenario
1	1 Vote	First Draft: Hillary Clinton Prepare to Debate in New York, Boston Marathon
1	1 Vote	Sanders Hits New High Wind
1	1 Vote	Jeremy Lin Broke Out of His Cane
1	1 Vote	Rush Limbaugh Totally Looks Like Trollface
1	1 Vote	Guy Who Gives
1	1 Vote	Obama Calls on Congress to Fund Scholarship for Illegal Fishing Bans
1	1 Vote	Kobe Bribed Teammates Into Passing to Him — and the New Tesla Software Reminds You of Your Nipple

—	1 Vote	Shin Ultraman's Shinji Higuchi on the Internet?
—	1 Vote	People Keep Telling Me I Always Buy at Aldi – and You're Using Fabric Softener Wrong Too
—	1 Vote	Lost Man Tried Using Phone to Guide Florida Rescuers. He's Still With Their COVID Vaccines, WHITES and ASIANS Are NOT the Music Business Owner of a Non-Theological Fight
—	1 Vote	Lawsuits Pile Up Near Floodwaters in Oviedo
—	1 Vote	Nothing Proves the End of August
—	1 Vote	Education Secretary Cardona: Biden Canceling Student Debt Cancellation

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