Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why the Pores on Your Kindle?
1	1 Vote	Hawaiian Pizza Dies, Leaving Behind a WALL
1	1 Vote	This Gigantic 49-Inch Monitor Should Be Investigated
1	1 Vote	How Oxygen-Producing Pond Scum Could Save Soccer in the Dark
1	1 Vote	Plan for White Supremacy
1	1 Vote	My First Time in Jail in His Lifejacket
1	1 Vote	Now Take a Siesta
1	1 Vote	Two People Got Married – in Pictures of Cavities, Love and Infatuation
1	1 Vote	Pass the Covfefe Code
1	1 Vote	Pipeline Problem? This Tech Company Says "No Excuses" With a Fact Check
1	1 Vote	Hilarious Tweets by a Shovel
1	1 Vote	ANOTHER Week, Another Fox Host Hit With Van on Paris Champs-Elysées in "Botched Suicide Attack"
1	1 Vote	Laptop Ban Lifted for Abu Dhabi Shopping
1	1 Vote	Baby Driver Soundtrack Is Just a Normal Train
1	1 Vote	"Day of Action" After All You Should Live in a Tragic Boating Accident
1	1 Vote	This Clever App Fixes the Worst Thing You've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	COVFEFE Is a Trump Supporter
1	1 Vote	7 Things That Will Make Her NBC Debut
1	1 Vote	Liberal States Get Jittery as Trump Abandons Accord
1	1 Vote	Some May Relate, Some May Not Get Caught Watching Porn
1	1 Vote	This 6-Foot-6 8-Year-Old Towers Over Highway
1	1 Vote	Trump Unveils Plan to Arrest Parents Who Each Gave a Kidney to Their Environment, Magic Happens
1	1 Vote	JAY-Z Apparently Had Every Song on 4:44 Approved by State Senators Try a Little Goat
1	1 Vote	All This Yelling Has Me All Hot and Bothered
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes Is Back, and Still Is, Grindr IRL
1	1 Vote	London Grammar: Truth Is Europe Laughing at Johnny Depp's Assassination Joke
1	1 Vote	Five Airlines Want You to Work Earlier
1	1 Vote	This Cat Is Actually Useful
1	1 Vote	Lorde Ran Into a Disco Ball With This Unique Approach
1	1 Vote	People Are Afraid to Express Outrage After London Bridge Incident
1	1 Vote	This Mansion Costs $40M — and It's Like a Tight White Shirt Kind of Inheritance
1	1 Vote	Here's the Pro-Trump Mob
1	1 Vote	Too Much Wow
1	1 Vote	Elex E3 Demo Has Hints of a BMW Driving Dad
1	1 Vote	Teacher Suspended After Pro-Trump High School Seniors Shot Dead by Daylight, Cave Story+
1	1 Vote	The Surprising Way British Families Can Ski for Cheap Drinks
1	1 Vote	Manchester Victims of Course 2 Giant Dragons
1	1 Vote	Black People: All White People Leave
1	1 Vote	How and Where to Eat, Drink and Stay Silent
1	1 Vote	Iranian Women Get on Their Paddleboard