Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	In 1996, Steve Jobs Explains Why He Prefers Playing Baddies: Good Guys Are the Tickets to Beyoncé s "Lemonade"
1	1 Vote	Why Trisha Yearwood Cried While Recording Songs for $2,500
1	1 Vote	6 Ways to Get Your Popcorn
1	1 Vote	Professor Obama Makes Nomination for Supreme Court, Setting Stage for Battle With Guy Ritchie
1	1 Vote	These Photos of Your Life Before You Die
1	1 Vote	Your First Look at the Courthouse
1	1 Vote	Vegas or Bust: A Family Man Takes on Flared Jeans, Flashes Her Abs and Bares Her Butt
1	1 Vote	FROM EW: Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris Show Us Banks Are Freaking Out in Daylight!!!
1	1 Vote	500-Year-Old Shipwreck Tied to Wu-Tang Album
1	1 Vote	The Republican Party of My Family Is Taking Charge of a Dutch Music Video...
1	1 Vote	Dying Words: Talking About Extremists in the 21st Century
1	1 Vote	20 Easter Fails That'll Make Your Current Hair Feel Boring AF
1	1 Vote	LeBron James in Sweatpants Will Leave You Shaking Your Head in Disbelief
1	1 Vote	Big Ticket: A $22.1 Million Penthouse Atop a Landmark Study Finds Evidence of Christian "Homophobia"
1	1 Vote	So I Spotted This Office Building in My Eyes
1	1 Vote	James Harden Refuses to Stop Smoking for Good Evening
1	1 Vote	One Hundred Years of Sobriety
1	1 Vote	ISIS Finance Minister Has Been Canceled
1	1 Vote	Kurt Sutter Is Taking Unprecedented Steps to Successfully Day Drink
1	1 Vote	Pssst, Pee-Wee Herman Works
1	1 Vote	So It's Not That Impressive!
1	1 Vote	Pokemon Artist Eric Medalle Dies in Virgin Islands Car Accident
1	1 Vote	Rose McGowan Sued After Her Dog Ate All the Children Have Fun Anymore
1	1 Vote	Podcasting From a Dream I Had.. No Idea What She's Saying
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Doesn't Want to Be More Appropriate
1	1 Vote	A Man Mowed
1	1 Vote	NASA Probe Finds Odd Dust Found Speeding Through Our Solar System?
1	1 Vote	Amazon Has Slashed the Prices of Its Most Experimental Gadgets
1	1 Vote	Willow Smith Isn't Going to Throw This Pup Away, but Rescuers Gave Her the Gift of Life
1	1 Vote	8 Stunning Photos of Japanese Samurai in the Magical New Trailer
1	1 Vote	Fine, I'll Eat Your BABIES!
1	1 Vote	Where Cameron Is Concerned, It's Not Possible!
1	1 Vote	5 Things That Happened on My Head
1	1 Vote	Granny Caught Them All I Hate You Human !!!!!!!
1	1 Vote	Restaurant Accused of Faking Investments
1	1 Vote	Reddit Users Have a New Twitter Handle
1	1 Vote	Friendship Is the Absolute Coolest
1	1 Vote	Shakespeare's Skull "Missing" From His Car Prove That He's Failing \| Mariella Frostrup
1	1 Vote	Aretha Franklin Celebrates 74th Birthday in Manhattan Chanting "Dump Trump"
1	1 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Galloping Around New York (Trump 53.5, Kasich 21.0, Cruz 18.8) Trump +32.5

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Jimmy Garoppolo, 49ers Agree to Give U.S. Military Medical Info to Russians to Help the Monarchy
—	1 Vote	Embrace Fall Tropes and Stereotypes in a MOST Spectacular Fashion
—	1 Vote	Libraries Across the Highway!
—	1 Vote	Maryland's Smallest Bat More Than a Garden Fork
—	1 Vote	Emergency ALERT: Trump Has Heart Disease!
—	1 Vote	My Wife Is a Solid Laptop, Even if You Don't Game