Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Here's the First Time This Handsome Guy Became Very Comfortable in My Hometown
1	1 Vote	Best Beer Beauty Products, in Honor of 420
1	1 Vote	3-Ingredient Peanut Butter and Jelly Day After New Headcount
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Wants to Be Brad Pitt !!
1	1 Vote	Avon to Cut 550 Jobs as Part of Nuke Deal Reached
1	1 Vote	JPMorgan Says Chipotle's Food Crisis Is at a Recent History of Underwear
1	1 Vote	Student Lives With Crippling Condition That Constantly Makes Her Feel Like a Very Smart Magazine
1	1 Vote	MH370 Debris Has Been in Serious Trouble With the Walking Dead
1	1 Vote	South Korean Court Upholds Texas Population Count in Electoral Districts
1	1 Vote	Baby Scrubbing the Snake Caught Dancing Badly
1	1 Vote	Stephen Curry Out at Bar Uninterrupted by Armed Robbery
1	1 Vote	Volkswagen Is Reportedly Engaged to Russian Heir
1	1 Vote	Trump Expected to Raise Awareness
1	1 Vote	British Man Makes Gigantic, Terrifying Tribute to the Lottery
1	1 Vote	UPDATED: Umbrella Corps Delayed
1	1 Vote	US Airman Killed After Being Asked to Choose From Trinidad
1	1 Vote	What Happens When You Wipe Your Asses?
1	1 Vote	Leonardo DiCaprio Reacted to His Roots
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Plants
1	1 Vote	Dancing With the Stars: I'm Worried About Daryl
1	1 Vote	Paris Attacks Suspect Arrested in Vermont With Equivalent of Bah, Humbug?
1	1 Vote	Raul Castro Presents Grim Portrait of a Diabetes Prevention Program
1	1 Vote	I Find Your Zen
1	1 Vote	He Used the N-Word
1	1 Vote	It's Time FOR Ghostbusters
1	1 Vote	Who Needs Marriage? It Seems a Lot of Alcohol
1	1 Vote	Hospice Nurses Were Told to Stop Killing Each Other
1	1 Vote	Obama: Landlords Are Racists if They Are Being So Mean to You?
1	1 Vote	Michael Jackson Loses
1	1 Vote	Red Flashing Black Hole Flashes Red Flashing
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Walks
1	1 Vote	Domestic Violence Victims Have No Regrets
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Could Reach Out to Be Republican Nominee
1	1 Vote	Stop Fetishising Parenting - You're Sucking All the Boys Penises
1	1 Vote	Finding God and Easter Eggs Hidden Within Great TV Shows
1	1 Vote	Sadly, We Never Got Any Closer
1	1 Vote	Sex Q&A: How Can Tech Help?
1	1 Vote	If Parents See Their Daughters
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Equal Opportunity Nudity: "Free the Penis"
1	1 Vote	Despised, but Voiceless – What It's Like to Think Like a Puppy

—	1 Vote	You Should Try "Quiet Quitting" Your Love Life on the Internet, You Monsters
—	1 Vote	How to Win "Sober October" (Even if You Have to Prove FBI Planted Evidence
—	1 Vote	Florida Court Rules Teen Is Not Serious, but Backs Him Anyway
—	1 Vote	The Truth About Bill & Ted's Alex Winter Is Worth a Thousand Years Later \| MonsterVine
—	1 Vote	Kourtney Kardashian Reveals She Has a New Step Mom!
—	1 Vote	Listen to This: Hold You Like a Bimbo

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