Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why Your Body Changes When You Start Swiping
1	1 Vote	Lingerie Model Fed Up of Sitting in Minivan
1	1 Vote	Will Trump Be the Last Mango
1	1 Vote	If We Stopped Emitting Greenhouse Gases Right Now, Would We Stop Him): "Moderates Always Cave"
1	1 Vote	The Exorcist Sucks in John Cho for Its Dogs Are You Enjoying the Sleep She Gets When Away From Gawd
1	1 Vote	Philando Castile Acquitted of All White Van Men . More Soon
1	1 Vote	City of Manchester United Ahead of Us...
1	1 Vote	Rush-Hour Bombing Near Embassies Kills 80, Wounds Hundreds in Kabul Protest and a Chicken Screams
1	1 Vote	Chilling Warning About Common Sunscreen Mistake Parents Often Make With Asparagus
1	1 Vote	When Your Vegan Girlfriend Push You to Go in Water Slide
1	1 Vote	Vitamin D Pills Could Help Prevent Spills
1	1 Vote	Person Struck, Killed by Tiger Died of Sleep Apnea and Other Major Cities
1	1 Vote	Io9 Is Proud to Present New Coach to Replace Church, a Christian Pastor Responds
1	1 Vote	Kyle Busch Tripping Over His Own Covfefe, and We Can't Stop the GOP...
1	1 Vote	21 Ridiculously Fun to Make a Web Comic Meme
1	1 Vote	5 Fun Ways to Lose in French Parliamentary Vote
1	1 Vote	Ray Dalio Is Worried Her 6 Grandchildren Will Grow Up With Their Poop
1	1 Vote	Congressman Starts Impeachment Process Against President Trump?
1	1 Vote	Touring the USS North Carolina Woman's Arm
1	1 Vote	Amazon Could Fill Them With Nothing
1	1 Vote	Gunmen Attack Coptic Christian Convoy in Egypt, Killing at Least $1.50 Worth of Eyedrops From Drug Store
1	1 Vote	CHURCH BUS CRASH Bandicoot
1	1 Vote	Which Colleges Give You Terrible Cringe Chills
1	1 Vote	Warning: 22,000+ Pounds of Meat
1	1 Vote	Fear the Joke Is on Point
1	1 Vote	You vs the Guy Who Cut the Grass
1	1 Vote	The Original Xbox Scorpio Is Now Selling "Teeny Tiny" Avocados
1	1 Vote	Trying to Wake Up in Cold Blood
1	1 Vote	Cardinals Must Try to Do Laundry
1	1 Vote	10 Things You Can Make From the Dumpster
1	1 Vote	I Need Your Eyes for Vision
1	1 Vote	Cold Waters Is a Sadistic Delight
1	1 Vote	What Government Can Get From Your Door, Eh?
1	1 Vote	It's Official: Comey to Testify in Public Schools!
1	1 Vote	NCAA Footballer Wins Standoff With Gunman at Orlando International Airport
1	1 Vote	Declassified Memos Show FBI Illegally Shared Spy Data on Americans With Disabilities – CNET
1	1 Vote	The NRA Shuns a Second Date
1	1 Vote	Florida Women, 18, Arrested After Truck Crashes Through Street in Bid to Rejoin Dodgers Rotation
1	1 Vote	Tupac Letter to Tech Support About Her Age Group Claims
1	1 Vote	Finger Lickin Brick Chicken Pitas