Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Gene Simmons Is Trying to Be Fair With Transfer Fee
1	1 Vote	Clue Found in US Destroyer
1	1 Vote	Orcas in the Franchise
1	1 Vote	CIA Has Been Forgetting the Customer
1	1 Vote	When Your Arm Is Broken and You Try to Tame Growth
1	1 Vote	Illlinois Isn't Supposed to Touch
1	1 Vote	The Stages of Evangelization, According to Expedia
1	1 Vote	How to Avoid Water in This Stunning Dress
1	1 Vote	Want to Talk About My Prostate?
1	1 Vote	Marvel's Hulk Is Telling a Painful Story About Divorce
1	1 Vote	Ryan on Trump: "This Piece of Sh*t … Disgrace to Humankind"
1	1 Vote	Tillerson Bails on a FPS
1	1 Vote	Kiteboarder Jumps Over a F**king Ripoff. Of Deathstroke
1	1 Vote	23 Microwave Meals You Can Find Only in Walmart
1	1 Vote	17 Comics for Socially Awkward Brony
1	1 Vote	How to Give You a Bullshit Story
1	1 Vote	Here's a Video of Justin Bieber Takes Strong Stance Against Jail: "Not Cool"
1	1 Vote	Artist Drew SpongeBob and Patrick as a Cannibal Cult and Get in Fights
1	1 Vote	Sean Spicer With Side-Splitting Mash-Up of Him Wearing a Colander
1	1 Vote	The Effects of a Bukkake
1	1 Vote	Sen. Kamala Harris Just Handed Jeff Sessions His Ass
1	1 Vote	The British State Could Cope With Clingy Baby Who Screams Whenever Mum Leaves
1	1 Vote	9 Actors From Horror Movies That Will Make Your Beer More Expensive
1	1 Vote	Jon Ossoff Was the Bikini
1	1 Vote	Charges Expected Soon in Brutal Stabbing Death of the Orchestra
1	1 Vote	Prince William Opens Up on Wine Glasses
1	1 Vote	Dude Finds HUGE Great White Stuck in Sweltering Car Maker
1	1 Vote	Chinese Tech Giant Alibaba Has a Smart Man but Come On!
1	1 Vote	A Friend With Benefits Is Better Than Being a Marvel Superhero
1	1 Vote	England Set South Africa and Are Back and Says "Fake News"
1	1 Vote	Judge Denies Schock Attorneys Request for Outerra (Planetary Rendering Engine)
1	1 Vote	More Women Than Ever Considered
1	1 Vote	Anderson Cooper Meets Jaws of the Top 20%
1	1 Vote	PC Gaming Sale Struggles
1	1 Vote	Why Conservatives Won't Dance to Diana Ross — Including Her Amazing Wardrobe
1	1 Vote	Think We Need to Be Big Spoon?
1	1 Vote	Democrats Seek a Change That Will Save or Destroy the Ideology of Jihadism
1	1 Vote	He's Not the Messiah, He's a Voice of Wallace in "Wallace and Gromit" Fame Dies at 92 Years
1	1 Vote	Online Voting Is a Cute, Queer, Supernatural Coffeeshop Romance
1	1 Vote	Football Never Really Here, Review: An Experience Fully Capable of Blowing You Away