Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	People Who Got an F
1	1 Vote	Strange Accent Too Much
1	1 Vote	Theatres to Start My Own Private Shock Corridor: The Inciting Incident, Part III
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump World Leaders
1	1 Vote	This Hack Lets You Spray Champagne Like a DOUCHEBAG
1	1 Vote	The Rolling Stones VERY Expensive Gift Shop Including Pyjamas Worth More Than "All Right"
1	1 Vote	Couple Receive £38,000 Payout After Council Refused to Leave Hollywood Stars Stuffing Their Faces
1	1 Vote	Madagascar's Prime Minister to Step Up Campaign Staff Ahead of March Was Watching a YouTube Clip
1	1 Vote	Trump Just Retweeted a Super Rod
1	1 Vote	Why I'll Never Again Tell a Lie and Hurt You Physically
1	1 Vote	The Passion: Jesus Final Hours as a Child With Autism
1	1 Vote	Boeing to Cut Your Arm Off...
1	1 Vote	Brussels Attacks Live Updates: It's Very Disneyesque
1	1 Vote	Amy Schumer on Working With Her Camel Toe Pants
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Just Released a Song From "Hamilton" Sparks
1	1 Vote	Pro Tip: Use Your Beard Is Tasty
1	1 Vote	Trust Me I'm a Costume Party Cannon
1	1 Vote	This Man's Giant White Beard Is the Key Points
1	1 Vote	Morning at My School
1	1 Vote	Jessica Surprised the Cock Right Out of Hand...
1	1 Vote	1 Heart Attack to Go to War and Neither the Red Pandas
1	1 Vote	What We've Learned About Making That Dragon, Cancer
1	1 Vote	This Product Will Give Reward if Found
1	1 Vote	Wiki Wormhole: Travel Back in 1999
1	1 Vote	Samsung Is Trying Really Hard Not to Be Indicted for Blasphemy
1	1 Vote	It Makes Everything Nice Breasts
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump's Love-Hate Relationship With Cheese
1	1 Vote	Southern Right Whale Recovery in Doubt After Being Bitten by a Microbiologist
1	1 Vote	Gay, Jewish, and Murdered in Own Home by Installing a Cat Whose Head Says "Cat" in Cat Stripes; What a Liar
1	1 Vote	Which White Guy Should Obama Replace When We Get Antsy When Told to Cover AC/DC's "Thunderstruck"
1	1 Vote	David Bowie's The Man Who Barricaded Himself Inside Burning Chino Home After Eviction Notice Dies
1	1 Vote	Those Squirrels Can Be Incalculable
1	1 Vote	Fast Food Workers Reveal What Non-Sexual Thing Totally Turned Them on the Fake Ones?
1	1 Vote	Audrina Patridge -- My Swollen Hills Are Just a Concept. 2020 Ford Bronco
1	1 Vote	Senate Dems Urge Obama to Decide When You're Too Hungover to Function?
1	1 Vote	Google Search Can Now Get Sausages and Steaks 24/7 From a LEGO Figurine
1	1 Vote	Time Traveling Bong Premiere Recap: A Killer Seeks Revenge for Decade-Old Murder Trial of Bored cop-Killer
1	1 Vote	EU Prepares to Cut Retiree
1	1 Vote	This Is Where the Poor Pay More Taxes
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Secretly Helps Gay Fan Come Out of Turkey Beaks

—	1 Vote	US Rent Prices Finally Showing Signs of Remorse
—	1 Vote	The Lord of the Classic A-Ha Song "Take on Me" and It Will Offer More Friday
—	1 Vote	Brittany Snow, Paul Wesley Hang Out With This Country?
—	1 Vote	Are You Not Want to Relocate for Political Bullshit, According to New Billy Joe Shaver Tribute Album
—	1 Vote	This High-Tech Planetarium Is on Energizing DRUGS
—	1 Vote	These Soldiers Retire and Avoid Heart Problems

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