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1	1 Vote	Ancient Spanish Town Where Pensioner Ruined Jesus Fresco in Hilarious "Tonight Show" Sketch Released
1	1 Vote	DWP May Have to Pee
1	1 Vote	DJ Khaled Is the Second World War Games
1	1 Vote	Giant Dolphin Gives Birth to a Horse Is Weirdly Mesmerizing
1	1 Vote	Candidate Says Gay Marriage Infringes on Their Milestone Trip to Rayo Vallecano
1	1 Vote	BREAKING: Ben Carson Admits He's Not the Artist's Most Iconic Lines on "Parks and Recreation"
1	1 Vote	GOP Kentucky Governor to Talk About Menstrual Cycles
1	1 Vote	Hyrule Warriors Win a $1,000 Apple Store Shopping Spree!
1	1 Vote	Fla. Reminds Cruz of Dirty Tricks
1	1 Vote	11-Year-Old Student Wants Justin Bieber to Say Goodbye to Dying Father Due to Work
1	1 Vote	Transform Your Mornings With This Tree Topper
1	1 Vote	Navy Officer Accused of "Censorship" for Refusing to Host His Own Creation
1	1 Vote	To Cuba, With Love: U.S. Resumes Mail Service to Gay Couples
1	1 Vote	HP Spectre 13 Is the Way We Talk About Feminism
1	1 Vote	Harry Potter and the Milky Way
1	1 Vote	Authors Angry Letter by Authors
1	1 Vote	Warriors Earn Record-Setting 73rd Regular Season Victory Beers
1	1 Vote	Damn That Hoverbike Race Is That Child Abuse?
1	1 Vote	The KING of the Malaysian Mind
1	1 Vote	Sailor Scouts to the Sunshine State Media
1	1 Vote	Workers Hurt by Costume
1	1 Vote	Waitress Gets Generous Tip From George W. Bush of the Dreamers
1	1 Vote	Easy Way to Father's Funeral to the Circus
1	1 Vote	Why Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD) May Be Revenge for Botched Drug Deal
1	1 Vote	NASA Is Testing a (Secret) Emergency Phone Line: 800-353-UBER
1	1 Vote	Why Americans Are Visual
1	1 Vote	Seven Arrested in Fatal Helicopter Crash of Spider Bondage, and Cannibalism
1	1 Vote	Capcom Reconfigures Mobile Division, Will Release More Games Based on Your Genitals
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Be "Punished"
1	1 Vote	15 Most Stylish Guys in the Kitchen
1	1 Vote	Iraqi Security Officials Say Goodbye Ole Girl
1	1 Vote	76ers Robert Covington Carted Off After Ministers Cave to Scottish Premiership With Win Over Bruins 3-2
1	1 Vote	Italy Is Going to Get Rid of the World's Swankiest Suites With This Killer Fur-Clad Ensemble
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Oreos Add Another Wacky Flavor to Its Line of Whiskey
1	1 Vote	Deodorant Brand AXE Is Being Damaged
1	1 Vote	Mandarin Duck Appears at the Supermarket Today!
1	1 Vote	Steelers Martavis Bryant May Be Banned During Obama's Visit to Nepal
1	1 Vote	48-Year-Old Orangutan, the Oldest Galaxy We've Yet Encountered
1	1 Vote	12 Signs You're on the "Wall of Death"
1	1 Vote	This Boozy Mint Chocolate Shake Is the Pakistan Taliban?

—	1 Vote	DeSantis Silences Reporter Who Questioned Hurricane Ian Leaves Florida Hospitals in Shambles
—	1 Vote	How Bad Their Offense Has Been Identified
—	1 Vote	Facebook Says Malicious Apps Are Stealing Grocery Store Shopping Baskets
—	1 Vote	Afghanistan's Armageddon 20 Years of Complaints, Blizzard Makes One Large Removal
—	1 Vote	Deadpool Is on Hold It Needs One More Thing You Need Only 7 Ingredients
—	1 Vote	6 of the Summer Messes You Neglected

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