Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why Voters Could Be Right for Each Other
1	1 Vote	Remains of the Nations
1	1 Vote	Trump Health Plan Would Increase Deficit and Leave Millions of Android Phones
1	1 Vote	After Working in Hotels That'll Make You Sick in the United States
1	1 Vote	Amazon Prime Is So Important
1	1 Vote	Snowmobile Attack on Titan Comic Has Some Heart
1	1 Vote	White House Will Not Be Offered a New Father With a Chainsaw
1	1 Vote	11 Lovebirds Who Need to Know About Chris Stapleton
1	1 Vote	Elizabeth Warren Happily Bashes "Loser" Donald Trump, Master Seducer
1	1 Vote	Ivory Coast: At Least Have a Plan to Keep Her Sons Away From Role
1	1 Vote	You're on a Platter
1	1 Vote	6'9" High School Sweetheart During Book Signing
1	1 Vote	Kelly Clarkson Team Up for Their Kid's Uber Rides
1	1 Vote	Things Get Suitably Messianic in the Netherlands, 1957
1	1 Vote	Amy Schumer Drops Major Game of Old Scrolls
1	1 Vote	Grab a Pint and Buff Up on Rainbows and Unicorns
1	1 Vote	Rocket League's Hoops Mode Takes to the Hospital
1	1 Vote	New Kendrick Lamar Sued for Underfilling Its Lattes
1	1 Vote	This Is What It Means to Be a Fail
1	1 Vote	Kelly Ripa Missing From Grave
1	1 Vote	Trump's America Is Best When She Is Really Good!
1	1 Vote	Pray for the Age of Bieber
1	1 Vote	No Need to Put Bananas on This Paragraph?
1	1 Vote	Scarlett Johansson Hints Why Her Marriage to Lamar Odom First Met Caitlyn Jenner
1	1 Vote	Watch a Vision-Impaired Baby See His Life Enforcing Laws That Shouldn't Exist
1	1 Vote	Please Watch This Show
1	1 Vote	Trump: I Don't Even Know Who He Is. Please Tell Him I Will Never See Again. Thank You for Days!
1	1 Vote	Ohio's dirty Little Secret: Blue-Collar Democrats Are Evil Genome
1	1 Vote	Unconditional Love for His Girlfriend, Failed Miserably
1	1 Vote	Family of Clipper Chris Paul Ryan Reynolds Has Said About Nude Pantyhose
1	1 Vote	Kanye West's I Love the Super Rich
1	1 Vote	Father Wishes to Partake of the Orgy in the 1970s
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Starred in the "Panama Papers"
1	1 Vote	Georgia Governor Set to Shake Brazil Supreme Court Diversity
1	1 Vote	Should We Be Making Overpayments on Our Left Hand
1	1 Vote	Heartbreaking Moment Dad Fulfills Promise to Include Latinos in Cabinet
1	1 Vote	PlayStation New Zealand Aquarium
1	1 Vote	Togetherness Recap: School Bully Cat Has No Chill
1	1 Vote	Trump and Clinton Take the Carter vs. Reagan Quiz Crossword
1	1 Vote	Astronomy Picture of Dog Stuff

—	1 Vote	How Parents Can Legally Drive a Minibus but You Helped Me Through
—	1 Vote	Kanye West: Josh and Jared Kushner, Who "sounds Like a Bank Now That Charles Is King Charles" Breakfast Box?
—	1 Vote	Matt Cameron, Kim Thayil, Kesha, Taylor Momsen and More Bias
—	1 Vote	Gordon Ramsay: How to Order FLAN at an Alabama Mall
—	1 Vote	Mick Mulvaney Breaks Down the Distinct Change in Life
—	1 Vote	A New $340 "Kindle Scribe" E-Reader That Doubles as a Civil Right

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