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Girl, Look at What They Did Billionaire Paul Singer Doesn't Care How Fit Your Ass Is

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discovered by nevermore
2017-07-05

2017-07-05

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    The special snowflake is even filing a lawsuit because she says women aren't as fit as men. Fire doesn't care how fit your ass is.
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