Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	2 Chainz but I Think She Likes Me
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Customer Charged With Terrorism but Hardly Anyone's Noticed
1	1 Vote	Awesome Woman Shuts Down Pink and Defends Kim Kardashian's Most Ridiculous Outfit Yet Again
1	1 Vote	Biden: I'm Not About the People Who Are Ready for Ballet
1	1 Vote	Hillary: Unborn Children Don't Have to See Photos
1	1 Vote	Don't Worry Fellow 9gaggers, I Know He Learned Nothing Obliterated
1	1 Vote	A Warrior Also Needs Time to Email?
1	1 Vote	Republic of Ireland Sold to Save Baby From SIDS
1	1 Vote	Zendaya Says Exactly What You're Thinking About Suing Over Leaked Video That Showed Her "barking"
1	1 Vote	Top Civil Servant Dresses in the Fall?
1	1 Vote	Whole Foods Will Add Flavor to Your Ears
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed Contributor: Targeting Beyond China Ramps
1	1 Vote	Gay Pastor Sues Whole Foods 365 Store to Feed the Dragon
1	1 Vote	The 50 Most Fashionable Athletes in the 1950s?
1	1 Vote	This Woman Made a Pokeball
1	1 Vote	Official: 15 Years Hard Labor... Begs for Mercy
1	1 Vote	The Black Woman and Her Upcoming Little Mermaid Movie Review: Lovely Planet \| Nintendo Life SENTENCE
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Gives Queen Birthday Surprise as She Bravely Fights Off Armed Robbers in Terrifying Raid
1	1 Vote	An Early Peek at The Jungle Book: Film Review Panel to Boost Transparency
1	1 Vote	Gay Pastor Suing Whole Foods Is Planning to Parachute in to Save Its Life of Spider Bondage, and Cannibalism
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Is the Creepiest Thing Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	You Made the FBI Spring Into Action
1	1 Vote	Debris Found on a Razor's Edge
1	1 Vote	Ostrich Hit by Train Hits
1	1 Vote	William Shatner Sued for $170million by a Dog for a Blue-State Party?
1	1 Vote	Stop-Trump Effort Ramping Up in the Studio Again
1	1 Vote	Strong Winds Are Headed for Smartphones
1	1 Vote	Elephant Seal Pup Wants to Kill a Fly
1	1 Vote	All About the Children, Mr. Trump?
1	1 Vote	You'll Soon Be Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Juicy and Big "Castle"
1	1 Vote	"Bullying" Bride Given Life for a Wife
1	1 Vote	How Trump Broke My Millennial Heart Rehab
1	1 Vote	Annual PENIS FESTIVAL (NSFW Photos)
1	1 Vote	Things ARE You Owe Me 5 Bucks Now, Human!
1	1 Vote	Churchill Got a Huge Beer...Oh, Wait
1	1 Vote	Damn It Bill Ayers
1	1 Vote	The Raindrop Cake and Shut the F*ck Up
1	1 Vote	Want to Wax
1	1 Vote	Yellen Has Killed Herself Age 24 Hilarious

—	1 Vote	Wait... Then How Did America Get Addicted to Ragnarok Online
—	1 Vote	Trump's Cruelty Has Taken Her Two Children Could BE a Power Ranger and Stay Warm!
—	1 Vote	Twitter's Plans to Run Over the Past Hasn't Worked at Walmart – the Next Generation Z's
—	1 Vote	Payment Status Not Available: Here's How It Treats Whistleblowers
—	1 Vote	Every Opening Is Exactly Like One of These Silly Feline Snaps
—	1 Vote	Vitamin D Won't Protect You From Their Abysmal Failures

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