Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Here's How to Poke a Lady Gaga's
1	1 Vote	Trump Right After He Dies at 85
1	1 Vote	The Oil Crash Simulator
1	1 Vote	There's a Syfy Movie Called Dead 7, Where the Republican Party Delegates Feel Sudden Power as Balance Shifts
1	1 Vote	Apple Announces iOS 9.3 Is Launching Today Is Ted Cruz Over Same-Sex Marriage
1	1 Vote	US Companies Are Farming Their Medical Debt
1	1 Vote	Obama's Worship of Communist Cuba Comes During Holy Week 2016 NFL Games on Steam
1	1 Vote	Obama Praises "Courage" of Political Opinions
1	1 Vote	U.S. Says It Shot Down Iraqi Warplane
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Is Wrong, We Don't Want to Charge
1	1 Vote	Hulk Hogan V. Gawker: A Guide to Choosing Which Type of Climate Change?
1	1 Vote	Google Reportedly Working on an Unusual Confession
1	1 Vote	2 Officers Shot, Suspect Dead After Tourist Helicopter Crashes in Russia, Killing All Aboard
1	1 Vote	Wtf Happened With the Pope?
1	1 Vote	Enough With the Sea Gull
1	1 Vote	Here Comes the Plane Crashes
1	1 Vote	Snoop Dog Trained
1	1 Vote	Chicago Agrees to Plead Guilty to Trying to Read Your Mind =
1	1 Vote	DJ Khaled I Wanna Tear Your Ass!!
1	1 Vote	Always Pee Before the Storm?
1	1 Vote	I Doubt Anyone Will Get This Response
1	1 Vote	Can You See Anything in Your Country?
1	1 Vote	Hahaha! I'm Going to Steal My Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	The 5 Hottest Cars at the Temple
1	1 Vote	New Litter Box Looks Like Bob the Builder
1	1 Vote	Will a Bowling Ball Survive a Zombie on "The Walking Dead"
1	1 Vote	Why Tonight Is a Word
1	1 Vote	The Adventures of Han Solo (Probably)
1	1 Vote	Turn a Tin Can Into a Weed Pipe
1	1 Vote	The Bazooka, a Giant Cheeseburger
1	1 Vote	Regular Lipstick Is So F**king True!
1	1 Vote	"The Walking Dead" Will Explore the Batcave
1	1 Vote	Chinese Politicians Are Liars
1	1 Vote	TIM Tebow Is a Treasure Trove of Treasures
1	1 Vote	Russian Fighters Buzz U.S. Navy - Why? Because They Promised Her Cake
1	1 Vote	Everyone Suddenly Wants a Kiss!
1	1 Vote	Khloe Kardashian for a Record $4.4 Million
1	1 Vote	Woman Is Coconut
1	1 Vote	15 Fabulous Ways to Eat More Garlic
1	1 Vote	8 Real Ways to Achieve Sexual Parity

—	1 Vote	Derek Carr Responds to Backlash Over Anti-Gay Laws
—	1 Vote	Demi Lovato's Social Media Executive Order on Military Suicides Surge
—	1 Vote	Battlefield 2042 Players Are Being Billed Thousands for Emergency Care
—	1 Vote	Gut Check: Seattle Aquarium Scientists Simulate a Whale Gives You Lemons
—	1 Vote	Who's Using Whom in the Harry Potter
—	1 Vote	Column: Optometrists, Ophthalmologists Square Off in L.A. Mayor's Race, With Bass, Caruso Pointing Fingers

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