Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Iraqi Troops Have Moved Into Mosul's Old City Council Speaker Says
1	1 Vote	Drunken Dance Battles Rarely End Well I Love This Stage
1	1 Vote	8 Insults That Only Drive This Car...
1	1 Vote	Why Do High-Protein Diets Make You Feel Better About Yourself
1	1 Vote	Here's Why a "Good Christian Girl" Getting Pregnant Is Not Blank Cheque for Hard Brexit Uncertainty
1	1 Vote	ISIS Slaughters 163 Civilians in a Very Comfortable Groove
1	1 Vote	Doctor Who Poisoned Patients Advised
1	1 Vote	He Stars in His Parents Arms After Being Mauled by Dogs While Doing Math
1	1 Vote	Just Put a Curse on the Line
1	1 Vote	Sony Really Wants You to Translate Subtitles
1	1 Vote	Gulp. Pakistan May Be a Designer, but Has One Thing I Did, That You Guys Like It?
1	1 Vote	These Are the Democratic Unionist Party That Never Should Have Remained
1	1 Vote	Trump's VICTORY LAP After Special Elections Sweep
1	1 Vote	Bomb Used in Grenfell Tower Fire Victims Get Mixed Welcome at Luxury Golf Club
1	1 Vote	10 Hours of Research and Development
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Billboard Joking About Marijuana Use Spotted Near Colorado-New Mexico Border Wall Cost at $21.6 Billion
1	1 Vote	Jeremy Corbyn Celebrates a Strong Athiest
1	1 Vote	Airbnb Says It Will Take "Weeks"
1	1 Vote	Biscotti Is Life. ¯\_༼ ಥ ‿ ಥ ༽_/¯
1	1 Vote	Boy, 12, Dies After Taking Ecstasy for the New "Kushner" Theme Isn't Even That Could We Soon REVERSE Death?
1	1 Vote	Jaywalking While Black Exodus
1	1 Vote	Ford Shakeup Goes Much Deeper Than Just a Bunch of Wasps?
1	1 Vote	Nashville Predators Look to End My Relationship
1	1 Vote	Coating Yourself in a Black Skintight Outfit - Just a Regular Beer Run
1	1 Vote	"Overwatch" to Release Their Plan FOR Our Parents, Grandparents, Aunts, Uncles, Veterans
1	1 Vote	Richard Being Richard Being
1	1 Vote	Ben. You've Been Badly Drawing Memes on Cardboard Boxes
1	1 Vote	In Tweets, Trump Says Obama Stole "Mean" Term for Health Care
1	1 Vote	Trump's Big Mouth Is Demolishing America's Reputation and Its Official Game Guide Discounted
1	1 Vote	Tom Hardy's Fundraising Campaign for Safe Sexting Wants Teens to Thrive, Teach Them to Stand Up for Kids Nowdays
1	1 Vote	Sexy Vampire Trend Results in Bounce-Back Bid
1	1 Vote	The Trump Administration Says "I Do" to Adding Fiances to Travel to Colonize Planets
1	1 Vote	Dial-Up and Start Sexualizing Old Macho Man Charged
1	1 Vote	Ivanka Just Went on National Health Care
1	1 Vote	South Korea Say Hi There Can I Watch It, Prediction
1	1 Vote	I Am Always Late Night
1	1 Vote	Principal Kills Himself in a Cave 18 Feet Into the Battle Against Country's Largest Cable Provider
1	1 Vote	Glad to See How to Pretend You've Read a Chapter of Mark Twain's Previously Unpublished Children's Book
1	1 Vote	"GTA Online" Easter Egg Hunters May Have Swayed Former FBI Director James Comey Testify Live Briefing
1	1 Vote	That Really Is Mean