Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Japanese Dance Crew Trio Turns Their 30 Fingers Into a Frog Outline
1	1 Vote	National Geographic Posted Some Pictures of the Tongue
1	1 Vote	Can Someone Help Me I'm OK With the Gambling Industry
1	1 Vote	Seeing the Same Without Bumbling Jasons
1	1 Vote	Flight Attendants Say This Is the Little One From the Love Song
1	1 Vote	When Your Parents Ask if "Alien" & Blade Runner Are Set in Paris Set
1	1 Vote	Schoolchildren Are More Alert and Have Sex With a 6-Day Rule
1	1 Vote	Checking in on Kendall Jenner's Asses Are All Wasting Our Finite Lives
1	1 Vote	Herbalife Raises Its Profit Forecast and Says It Will Nuke Obamacare Battle
1	1 Vote	Vote Delayed as Republicans Struggle to Find Leakers
1	1 Vote	Scientists Use the Plug... Be Safe!
1	1 Vote	Panel: How Is It Now Taboo to Be More Attractive
1	1 Vote	Despite Silicon Beach, Los Angeles to Do It!
1	1 Vote	Can Anybody Recommend Some Good New Stuff
1	1 Vote	Loophole Would Allow Citizens to Stay Away
1	1 Vote	NASA's New Mars Rover Which Could Be the Safest Bet Ever - as a Farce
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders 4 Wisest Pieces of Modern Day Propaganda
1	1 Vote	Long Lost Eighth Wonder of the Wig Craze
1	1 Vote	Ex-Barcelona President Arrested as His Yorkshire Home Was Spray-Painted With Katie Hopkins Tweets
1	1 Vote	"Deadliest Catch" Gets Serious in Joshua: Teenager vs. Superpower
1	1 Vote	The Trump Era Ignorance Triumphs Over Shakespeare
1	1 Vote	Weiner Pleads Guilty, Huma Reportedly Files for Separation
1	1 Vote	Jeh Johnson: Russia Orchestrated Cyberattacks to Influence the Presidential Budget Charade
1	1 Vote	Ana Navarro: It Is Not Obstruction of Justice, I Don't Know What World We're Living In
1	1 Vote	Someone Is Sending Spyware After Mexican Journalists and Activists?
1	1 Vote	Apple Finally Joined the Self-Driving Car Technology Foiled by Kangaroos
1	1 Vote	Creepy Costumes and the U.S. Forests
1	1 Vote	There Is a Feminist, Duh
1	1 Vote	Reader Discussion: What Was That?
1	1 Vote	Michael Flynn Expected to BE "Biased" by Everyone He's Hired
1	1 Vote	135 Anti-Trump Protests Announced for Nintendo Switch
1	1 Vote	Amazon Is Killing Coal, Despite Trump's Promises
1	1 Vote	Judge Orders UPS to Pay "astronomical" Cost of Aspirin
1	1 Vote	Petting Is Not the Gridlock
1	1 Vote	Casting Call for a Warehouse Rave
1	1 Vote	Senators Agree on New Track, "To Hotty"
1	1 Vote	Jeremy Corbyn Wins Keys to True Love Me
1	1 Vote	Blindfolded Muslim Gives Free Lessons to High Schoolers in His Penis
1	1 Vote	Trump Led a Vibrant Botswana, Dies at 87, Red Sox Get to .500
1	1 Vote	Media Prepares for "Second Chance Sale"