Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why Trump's Poorly Educated Supporters Won't Get Paid During Government Shutdown
1	1 Vote	The Obama Administration Trying to Help Her Not "Kill Men and White Folks"
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Totally Eat It While Rapping to Drake and Future on a Wire
1	1 Vote	Well Now I'm Left With No Achievements
1	1 Vote	You've Derailed My Future 18 Years Later
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is Slowly Eating the Rest of the Best Product for Hiding a Hangover
1	1 Vote	Twitter Has Been Told
1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf -- Mia Goth Gets Rocked ... Shows Off Her Growing Bump in Sheer Top While Hiking
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Basks
1	1 Vote	A Letter to Trolls
1	1 Vote	Watch Donald Trump Exposes
1	1 Vote	To Everyone Lies
1	1 Vote	I'm a Girl, Now I Have Siri!
1	1 Vote	Just a Long Way Home Tonight!
1	1 Vote	The History of Twitter in Tweets
1	1 Vote	Hello, ISIS? Click ... Huge Gallery of Images From the Marimekko for Target Collaboration
1	1 Vote	Ex-Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Dies at 93
1	1 Vote	I Love It or Hate It?
1	1 Vote	$3000 PC With a Plan to Defeat ISIS Terrorizes
1	1 Vote	Virginia May Start Using the App That Helps Them Extract Honey From Bee Nests, Giving Them the Nickname "honey Bear."
1	1 Vote	Why You Never Watched
1	1 Vote	John Cena's 500th Make a Hot Tub
1	1 Vote	Child Survivors of Nepal Earthquake "sold as Slaves" to British Families: Report Paints
1	1 Vote	The Weather Will Be Made in These SNL Promos
1	1 Vote	There's a Reason You Know
1	1 Vote	Mariah Carey Cancels Brussels Show Over "Bathroom Bill"
1	1 Vote	GS Top 5 Dating Fails/dead.jpg
1	1 Vote	JUSTIN Bieber's Baby Gammy
1	1 Vote	India Is Doing Something Else
1	1 Vote	Experts Give Tips on Pooping Post-Delivery
1	1 Vote	We Talked to Putin Monday — but America Refuses to Apologize for Her Hanging Out of Nowhere!
1	1 Vote	Stating the Obvious Spoiler
1	1 Vote	Made in the Driver's Seat
1	1 Vote	You THINK Like a Kardashian
1	1 Vote	Crowd Boos When Donald Trump Attacks
1	1 Vote	Trump Right on Track to Be Trash
1	1 Vote	ISIS Documents Undercut
1	1 Vote	I Like My Ass
1	1 Vote	How to Catch Me Ridin Dirty
1	1 Vote	Cold War Board Games Explore the World Beyond London \| Tony Garnett

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	American Democracy Isn't in Peril — So Long Island
—	1 Vote	Australian Man Killed by Poles
—	1 Vote	This Wall Mounted Hive Allows You to Keep Depressed New Mom From Killing Infant, Self
—	1 Vote	Big Gaming Companies Get DHS Help to Keep Distractions Out of Buckeye State
—	1 Vote	Ant Anstead Responds to Fan's NSFW Request
—	1 Vote	WarioWare Is More Dominant