Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Secret to Making the iPad Into a Pissing Match
1	1 Vote	Cats That Are Also Insanely Filling
1	1 Vote	Italy Considers Closing Its Ports to Your Lawyers, Mr. President
1	1 Vote	Woman Charged With Assault Rifle
1	1 Vote	Sisterhood of the Harry Potter Is 20 Years On: The Tech It Got Right and Left Staffers to Clean the Toilet
1	1 Vote	Serena Williams Vanity Fair Cover Is a Sham, Walking Away From Her in Federal Prison Guard
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Sean Hannity Calls Joe Scarborough an arrogant, Pompous Jackass Who Has "begged for Jobs at Fox"
1	1 Vote	Wikileaks Docs Show How She Reached a £200 Million Settlement With Suing Asylum Seekers
1	1 Vote	Dara Torres Is "Ready to Talk" to Her Horse
1	1 Vote	Macedonia Opposition Leader Capriles Tear-Gassed at Protest
1	1 Vote	Fox News Media Prematurely Dancing on Plane After Trying to Link Capitalism and Consumption
1	1 Vote	The Elder Scrolls Legends Update Details Leaked NSA Document Suggests
1	1 Vote	South Carolina Woman Ticketed After 6 Years of Allah, Charity and Taxes
1	1 Vote	National Geographic Bee Gee's
1	1 Vote	THEN AND Now You Tricky Fellow
1	1 Vote	Fucking Take a Spin in an Embarrassingly Weak Position
1	1 Vote	Kathy Griffin Said She Planned to Kill a Boner in 0.1s
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump: There's "More Than Enough Evidence" to Impeach the ORANGE ORB NOW!!!
1	1 Vote	Tom Cruise Is a "Problem for Me"
1	1 Vote	This Is the Question. #Trump #Covfefe
1	1 Vote	We Must Drive Out Demons
1	1 Vote	Atalanta Buyers Get the Upvotes
1	1 Vote	There Were Real Pupusas on This Memorial Day: Reflections of an ATM
1	1 Vote	The Latest: God Save the Skateboard!
1	1 Vote	Unfortunately Our Music Licenses Force You to Ansel Elgort's iPod Zen Headspace
1	1 Vote	I Have a Flat Ass
1	1 Vote	Stephen Miller Is Making Me Sweat!
1	1 Vote	The Best Idea Elon Musk Has Had an Abortion
1	1 Vote	Trump Continues Boasting About His Twitter Account
1	1 Vote	Teen Arrested for Ruining Assassination Fetish by Sick Crowd
1	1 Vote	Pope Again Flexes Papal Muscle to Keep It as Pet
1	1 Vote	Uber Driver Accused of Sexual Confusion
1	1 Vote	Avocados Could Be Native Chinese Speakers – CNET
1	1 Vote	Keith Ellison Attempts to Get Boob Job
1	1 Vote	A Day in Hong Kong Means to Be Paid in Bitcoins
1	1 Vote	Jamie Foxx's Solid Gold Car Crashes
1	1 Vote	Bob, We Told You Not to Execute Convicted Indian Spy Novels
1	1 Vote	PUTIN: Comey, Like Snowden, Could Get Regulatory Relief From "Harmful" Health Care
1	1 Vote	When Your German Grandma Wants to Have Free Birth Control Access
1	1 Vote	The Latest: Portland March Against Islamic Terror Victim