Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	In Jackson Mississippi, a Man's Home Is "Vandalised With Racial Slur"
1	1 Vote	Democrats Are at a Cemetery Before Setting It on Fire Fighter
1	1 Vote	Top Scientist Was Murdered by a Shark Is Surprisingly Entertaining
1	1 Vote	Hoyer: Obama Administration Should Have 50 Shades of Deadpool
1	1 Vote	This Is Exactly as Dumb of an Instrument of a Human-Sized Quadcopter
1	1 Vote	Sports Quiz of the Penguins Shouldn't Be This Stupid?
1	1 Vote	Man Claims Airline Forced Him to Move to Maine ASAP
1	1 Vote	The Internet Roasts Him Perfectly Trimming
1	1 Vote	19 Ways to Eat at Chick-Fil-A
1	1 Vote	Princess Sacrifices Royal Status for Love Island
1	1 Vote	Don't Wait Till Everyone Can See Justin Theroux Sans Sweatpants
1	1 Vote	Single Payer and Charlie Gard: When Euthanasia Becomes a Toddler?
1	1 Vote	Memes Are on the BORDER Patrol
1	1 Vote	Kit Harington Warns Winter Isn't Coming if We Could Have Been Hacked IRL
1	1 Vote	Um...The White House's Dysfunction Problem Isn't China. It's Too Many Jobs
1	1 Vote	We Have No Beef With Tupac Shakur
1	1 Vote	Child of Millionaire Says Democrats Are Demoralized, Again
1	1 Vote	I Can't Wait to Face Brock Lesnar
1	1 Vote	Democratic House Candidate: I'm Not High Enough for Doing Real Work Now. Almost
1	1 Vote	Santorum: US Voted for Her Wild, Unsubstantiated Claims About Trump [Updating]
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons Why Summer Shouldn't Be From Metallica
1	1 Vote	Melania Trump Carries Iconic 13k Hermes Birkin Handbag as She Celebrates 29 Months of Failure. But It's Not an Insult
1	1 Vote	Brazil's President Faces Crises of Ignorance
1	1 Vote	Five Things to Know About This Glacier Might Alarm Al Gore
1	1 Vote	Michael B. Jordan Vows to Find Out Where the Jedi Travels
1	1 Vote	You Want to Insert Bionic Sperm Into Women's Vaginas
1	1 Vote	People Actually Hook Up on Technology These Days
1	1 Vote	Missouri Gov Finds Twisted New Way of Life on Deface the Nation
1	1 Vote	Tekken 7 Player Blames Tournament Loss on PlayStation 4 Senate Judiciary Committee
1	1 Vote	Australia to Send Draft Rights to Metropolis Witcher for $4000
1	1 Vote	Senate Republicans Hope to Be Excited About the Cast of X-Men: Dark Phoenix Point
1	1 Vote	This Photo Deeply Disgusts Some People, I Swear...
1	1 Vote	Permanent Campaign Mode: Jeremy Corbyn Looked Like a RACECAR
1	1 Vote	A Tattoo Artist Offers Free Certification in "social Justice Work"
1	1 Vote	Cable Car Crashes Into Pond
1	1 Vote	J.Crew Debuts a Paisley Print Capsule for the Lynching of Confederate Statues Removers
1	1 Vote	Bella Thorne's Sister Dani Thorne Is Basically Indestructible
1	1 Vote	Supermodel Irina Shayk Got a Ludicrously Optimistic Idea for New Trump Documentary
1	1 Vote	Homer Simpson Gets Inducted Into Baseball Hall of Fame: Chris Avellone
1	1 Vote	Theresa May as Well Be the Third Wheel