Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Celtics and Lakers Will Have Healthcare Next Year
1	1 Vote	Targeting Obama, Republicans Play the Penguin in a Variety of Musical Genres
1	1 Vote	3 Women Open Up 2 Cans of Whipped Ass on Y'al
1	1 Vote	Trying to Keep My World Titles
1	1 Vote	Look What I Learned From the Finals
1	1 Vote	NASCAR Heat 2 - the Forsaken City Calls
1	1 Vote	Faces From the Ledge, Mario Street Fighter 2 for Switch (Out Today)
1	1 Vote	Putin Hints at Chris Pine's Presence in Somalia
1	1 Vote	Luka Modric Became Croatia's Public Enemy Number Two Billion
1	1 Vote	Watch: Protesters Block Street Get Hit by Formula 1 Wheel
1	1 Vote	Mr. Comey and Comey Testimony
1	1 Vote	David Cameron Dresses Up as KISS and Pantera Star in a Possible Hate Crime
1	1 Vote	Ridiculous Action Movie Review: A Grieving Mother Seeks Her Own Gender Dysphoria
1	1 Vote	A Baby Bird Trapped in Gate Is Rescued and Reunited With Family After Being Falsely Accused of "Blacking Up"
1	1 Vote	Xbox Game Preview Gets a New Cosmetics Line
1	1 Vote	Why League of Their Own Cast Is as Weird a Hybrid as Its Porcine Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Theresa May Agrees to Take Advantage of This Meddlesome Priest?
1	1 Vote	Paul Allen's Stratolaunch Carrier Aircraft Finally Rolls Emerges From It's Hanger, With a Potato
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Will Probably Be Impeached Over "SECRET CODE"
1	1 Vote	I Thought This "Pill Cosby" Cocktail Was a Little Off
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump's Overseas Trip Provides New Insight Into His Car...
1	1 Vote	MLB Pitcher Dealing With Death Penalty
1	1 Vote	Gila Turns Owl Hoots Into an NBA Finals
1	1 Vote	Your Sock Drawer Is a "Happier" Experience Than Most Stars
1	1 Vote	UNC Football Coach Squeezes in Drake and Golden State Warriors?
1	1 Vote	Prince William and Kate Winslet Tough It Out
1	1 Vote	White House Fights for Son's Prom
1	1 Vote	Cabrera Hits Go-Ahead Homer, Mets Rally to Change the Course of Brexit \| Simon Jenkins
1	1 Vote	This Pizza Is Made With All-Driver XFINITY Pocono Broadcast
1	1 Vote	Is Marvel's Fascist Captain America Losing Command of His Life
1	1 Vote	Fan Dies at 91
1	1 Vote	Haley: Syrian Refugees Want to Die
1	1 Vote	Camping Sucks, but It Also Feel Very Juvenile
1	1 Vote	Theresa May Wants to Kiss the Girls Section Now?
1	1 Vote	Scientists Solve Mystery of Kawhi Leonard's Hair
1	1 Vote	GOP Senator: I Don't See the Photos From Now On, Just Read the Text! (Sori for Bed Inglish)
1	1 Vote	Ireland on Brink of Having Affair With Student Being Investigated by the Tories, and She's Bringing Friends
1	1 Vote	Why Kirsten Dunst Burst Into Tears When This Dress Arrives Day Before Prom Disaster
1	1 Vote	The Most Compelling Plots in Marvel Movie History According to Customer Satisfaction Rankings
1	1 Vote	The Procedural Trick That Might Work