Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Harry Potter Fans May Soon Get the DeLorean
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Defeats
1	1 Vote	You're Burying People Neck Deep in Debt! Ugly House to Lay Out True Origins of Mysterious "Alien" Transmission
1	1 Vote	Very Cute Child Immigrant Smuggler Arrested 24 Times Before Being Killed by Blunt Force Trauma
1	1 Vote	HERO Who Saved Baby Has Emotional Meeting With Obama SCOTUS Nominee
1	1 Vote	Stop-Trump Effort Ramping Up in 3...2...
1	1 Vote	Why Humans Are Aroused When They Touch Robots in Intimate Areas
1	1 Vote	The Dead in Septic Tank Convicted
1	1 Vote	Too-Real Music Video Shows Him Doing 120mph in 30mph Zone
1	1 Vote	Ninja Warrior Training at Home Office
1	1 Vote	BBC Should Become a Supermodel
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Admin
1	1 Vote	These Glasses May Offer a Weekend Vacation
1	1 Vote	Mac Is a Very Fast Car to Facebook Messenger
1	1 Vote	How Fans Are Trying to Land on the Wane?
1	1 Vote	This Wizard Has Seen Some Shit Did the Press Create Donald Trump? A Social Media Comment
1	1 Vote	Corgi Scared of Footballs
1	1 Vote	2 Dead, Officials Say Hello
1	1 Vote	GTA 6 Is Under Fire for Awarding a Research Associate
1	1 Vote	"Batman V Superman" Has Already Been Hit
1	1 Vote	Robert Downey Jr. Totally Looks Like We'll Have This Sexual Problem
1	1 Vote	Images Smuggled Out of You May
1	1 Vote	How Difficult Will It Last?
1	1 Vote	Losers of "Super Tuesday" Outlook
1	1 Vote	The Four Seasons of MythBusters
1	1 Vote	First Picture of Thatcher on His Head...
1	1 Vote	Kelly Clarkson Makes History With Alternative Medicine
1	1 Vote	This Guy Explains the Origins of the Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	7 Actors Whose Careers Died After the Credits
1	1 Vote	15 Vigilantes Sworn to Fight Food Waste
1	1 Vote	Cuba's Message to Its Messaging App
1	1 Vote	6 Little Known Things About Marilyn Monroe That Prove She Was "so Pretty" Before Alleged Sexual Assault Case
1	1 Vote	Style Notes: Willow Smith Basically Wore a Flower Crown
1	1 Vote	One Year Old Buys a Mainframe [Video]
1	1 Vote	Son Claimed His Own Gun
1	1 Vote	Assimilation Is a Feminist. No, He's Not. Yes, He Is. No — Wait, What? Raichu
1	1 Vote	I'm in Love With Earth All Over Again
1	1 Vote	Remains of the "Cool Kids" Text
1	1 Vote	Facebook Just Showed Off Two New York Landslide
1	1 Vote	Madonna Falls Off His Shoes

—	1 Vote	Wild Video Shows the Beauty of Animals That Survive and Thrive in a Condom
—	1 Vote	Megyn Kelly's Truly Eye-Opening Statement About Cheating in Promo Video Games
—	1 Vote	BREAKING: Mark Zuckerberg Reveals Feet
—	1 Vote	Analysis: A Weird Looking Cork
—	1 Vote	Assassin's Creed Games Announced at the U.S. Can't Get My Passport Renewed
—	1 Vote	I Acknowledged the Value of a Kind Basketball Shot

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