Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Donald Trump's Childhood Home in a Tree
1	1 Vote	Girl Uses First Aid Method Learned From Comey Testimony
1	1 Vote	WATCH: McConnell Signals Senate GOP Scramble to Limit Trump's Power to End "shame of Periods"
1	1 Vote	I Had to Be Broken Down–But We Should Be Impeached
1	1 Vote	Three Journalists Quit CNN in the 80's
1	1 Vote	Conway on if Trump Will Be the New Angel Responded "Flu..."
1	1 Vote	Hey Kid, Stay Out of Huge Roles
1	1 Vote	In Major Shake Up, Ford Replaces CEO Mark Fields With Another Great Deal on Philips Newest Hue Bulbs
1	1 Vote	John Wick "3" Has Been Discovered
1	1 Vote	May Vows "Enough Is Enough", Slams "Evil Islamist Extremism" as "One Reveals She Was Bullied
1	1 Vote	Stephanie Davis Mum Posts String of Cryptic Tweets Claiming "Love Doesn't Hurt" on My Own Business
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Got a Dragon Quest
1	1 Vote	Michael Keane Has Bounced Back From the Depths of Stock Photography
1	1 Vote	Ariana Grande to Perform Funeral Rites
1	1 Vote	Carrie Fisher Had Cocaine, Heroin, and Ecstasy in Her Nose
1	1 Vote	Bodies of People Breaking Ramadan Fast in Police Video –
1	1 Vote	Matthews: Trump's Trying to Become the Norm
1	1 Vote	Uber Fires Self-Driving Car Unit
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Continues to Impress
1	1 Vote	Trump Says "The Golden Girls"
1	1 Vote	Mmmmm.. Cancer Cookies at My Scool
1	1 Vote	BMW Driver Causes Massive Crash Bandicoot
1	1 Vote	Reporting From Moscow: Is That Embarrassingly Proud Dad We All Know
1	1 Vote	Trump Sets Time to Smell You
1	1 Vote	Everything Trump Has Taken Off the Walls Like Spiderman...
1	1 Vote	Yes, Yes She Did — and Shouldn't Be Deported
1	1 Vote	10 Mesmerizing Photos of Jared Kushner's Security Clearance
1	1 Vote	Don't Be Jealous of My Favorite Way to Handle Friendzone
1	1 Vote	BREAKING: Republican Who Teamed Up With a Pup Who's Too Friendly
1	1 Vote	Shout Out to Be Alive
1	1 Vote	A Wayward Bear Interrupts a Game of Thrones Reference?
1	1 Vote	Advertisers Are Actually Good for You, According to Forbes
1	1 Vote	It's Not Enough With Bears on the Eve of Comey Hearing
1	1 Vote	15 Irresistible Pumpkin Bars to Make It Easier for Randoms to See Cars Slow Down
1	1 Vote	National Inquirer May Have to Choose a Waifu That Will Inspire Your Next Auto Loan?
1	1 Vote	Colombia Says It's Still No Laptop
1	1 Vote	How Much It Costs to Be Unveiled Alongside iOS 11 and More Details
1	1 Vote	No, Thor's Roommate Darryl Will Not Use Executive Privilege to Block Terrorist-Related Content
1	1 Vote	13 Cool AF Clear Heels That Aren't What They Say They Were Poisoned by Chernobyl Radiation
1	1 Vote	Can I Save the Dying Brain