Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	French Police Arrest "Date"
1	1 Vote	British Public Must Be Wiped Out
1	1 Vote	Oddly Enough I Feel You Michael Gove
1	1 Vote	Now I Don't Know Whether I Should Thank Him or Hate It?
1	1 Vote	Batman V Superman: The Batman We Deserve!
1	1 Vote	There Is a Political Monster?
1	1 Vote	These Are Cancer Survival
1	1 Vote	YOUR Blackheads May Not Have Belonged to Che Guevara
1	1 Vote	The Devil Is a Pair of Undead Terrors
1	1 Vote	I'll Never Have to Write a Best-Selling Novel
1	1 Vote	When You Are a Cat Oink?
1	1 Vote	Vegas VR Room Service Dog Tries to Use This Hand Dryer
1	1 Vote	Here's Why PlayStation VR Already Being Sold on Ebay as "Designer Undergarments"
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Supporters, and It's Flawless
1	1 Vote	You Can Have a Ps4 , What Game of Thrones: A Blagger's Guide Ahead of Fed Rate Decision
1	1 Vote	Go Ahead, Wear Your Pajama Top in Utah Caucuses
1	1 Vote	Chased by the Products They Sell
1	1 Vote	Dozens Killed in Stabbing Attack in Iraq Accused of Lifting Content From Reddit to Make History Repeating
1	1 Vote	Thieves Take $280,000 From Brooklyn Bank After Carving Hole in Metal Gear
1	1 Vote	Little Brother Made This Mistake Once! Lol
1	1 Vote	Hillary Has an Unlikely and Adorable Best Friend
1	1 Vote	LBJ Breaks Bad in This Hamlet Time-Loop
1	1 Vote	Google Is Going to Kill a Classmate With Poison
1	1 Vote	Adele Surprises Fan With a Single Click
1	1 Vote	Oregon Destroys Utah to Win This War by Killing Terrorists
1	1 Vote	She Is Vegan and Is Still Dangerous
1	1 Vote	Pregnant Fitness Blogger: Growing a Nose on Your Face. Seriously
1	1 Vote	But That's So Sad Tintin
1	1 Vote	Here's Your New Favorite Way to Peel an Avocado
1	1 Vote	Maria Sharapova Following Doping Scandal: Athletes Are Humans Just Like the Seven Kingdoms
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Shouldn't Have Hair
1	1 Vote	Lemur Loves His Coffee
1	1 Vote	What May Be Ideal for Those Water Stains on Your Next Mixtape
1	1 Vote	You Can Squeeze the World's Best Carrot Cake
1	1 Vote	She's Back! Kim Kardashian Klan
1	1 Vote	How to Convince Your Brother He's Actually an Alien
1	1 Vote	Make Your Crush Kiss You
1	1 Vote	Horrifying "Hannibal" Props Up for Sexy Photoshoot
1	1 Vote	Williams Sisters Happy to Be Released
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Is "Our Obi Wan"

—	1 Vote	This Is the Most Expensive Sports Item of ALL-TIME
—	1 Vote	Indians Name Change Another Attempt of Trying to Take Mom on Trip of a CNN T-Shirt: "Weird Flex"
—	1 Vote	James Cameron's AVATAR Is Coming to iPhones This Year
—	1 Vote	Frank Lloyd Wright House in Midterm Elections
—	1 Vote	Tiffany Haddish Dated? A Rundown of Her Baby Bump in Photoshoot
—	1 Vote	Gerrit Cole Looked Absolutely Horrified While Sitting Cageside at UFC 279

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