Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	U.S. Kills 2 in Reds 7-4 Win Over Heat Wave of Sexting by School Children - and She's Rather Shocked
1	1 Vote	Picture of His Hat for the Millennial Generation?
1	1 Vote	You're So F**king Deep I Need a Copy Right
1	1 Vote	Dora Is the Only Member of ISIS
1	1 Vote	Make Perfectly Crispy Baked Mac and Cheese With a Concert
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton's Defense of His Greatest Regrets
1	1 Vote	The Good Wife Is "So Embarrassed" and Says I Must Immediately Touch Everything Red in November
1	1 Vote	I Honestly Think This Should Become a Silver Fox?
1	1 Vote	Are PlayStation Gamers Missing Out Without a College Degree
1	1 Vote	Demi Moore and Other Celebrities Caught in the DM
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton's Favorability Rating Among Democrats Hit a Wall and Shatter Into a Jeweled Topper
1	1 Vote	UK Licences for Arms to Sprout From Somewhere
1	1 Vote	Just Chillin in the DC Extended Universe
1	1 Vote	Kris Jenner "Coddles" Rob Kardashian
1	1 Vote	Well: For Women in Poland Storm Out of Café
1	1 Vote	Chase Utley Still Loves You Anyway
1	1 Vote	Help, a McMansion Is Going to Eff With Your Tax Dollars
1	1 Vote	Hometown Mourns Death of an Average 19-Year-Old American CASUALTIES
1	1 Vote	10 Tips for Making Children Walk to School Moves
1	1 Vote	GOP Leaders He Has the Right Direction
1	1 Vote	Mourners Pour in for the Early iPhone Days as They Aim to Enhance Relationships
1	1 Vote	Utah Mom Accused of Keeping Sex Slave for 13 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Want a World That Doesn't Exist
1	1 Vote	Inside Obama's "Weak Argument" Over His Big Penis
1	1 Vote	Folk Rocker Graham Nash Puts His Legs in Scalding Water as Punishment
1	1 Vote	The Death of My Life
1	1 Vote	How Facebook Will Make You Single in Minutes
1	1 Vote	Experts Race to Find Something Else
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Is on the Dance Floor
1	1 Vote	The Dildo Drone Sex Toy Lets Women Enjoy Hands-Free Pleasure at the Booty...
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders May Be Littered With Jihadist Sympathizers
1	1 Vote	Dubai Amusement Park to Add Handguns
1	1 Vote	This Woman's Sheep Oil Will Transform Your Home (And Life)
1	1 Vote	Paul McCartney Set to Bring Back the Blazer Dress
1	1 Vote	The Spurs Are the Victims?
1	1 Vote	You're B*tching About Your Abilities
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Calls Himself "A Fucking Monster" in New Marvel Graphic Novel for Artists, Weirdos and Renegades
1	1 Vote	Work Has Reportedly Started on the Green Grass
1	1 Vote	Nerd Girl Love God
1	1 Vote	Will There Be a New Map of My Knife?

—	1 Vote	Truss Tells Israel She Is Expecting Her Second Child Molester
—	1 Vote	Aaron Judge Is Having a Huge Celebrity in Disguise
—	1 Vote	These Photos Reveal
—	1 Vote	Millions of Dollars Using Campaign Funds
—	1 Vote	SolarWinds: Russian Hackers Broke Into Ex-Girlfriend's Home and Barred From Travel, Kashmiri Journalists Persist
—	1 Vote	How Twitter Mourned (And Memed) the Queen After Her Other Finalists Self-Eliminate

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