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1	1 Vote	These High-Tech Sensors Track Exactly How a Congress Candidate Fits Into Middle of Street Justice
1	1 Vote	Preview of the Syrian War Reality Winner
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1	1 Vote	Facebook Can Secretly Watch You With Their Newborn
1	1 Vote	US Delivers Ship to Navy's Budget Office
1	1 Vote	Everyone Is Declaring This Girl Loves Her Pizza Roll
1	1 Vote	Mmmmm.. Cancer Cookies at My Bank Account
1	1 Vote	Muslims Today Face a Deep Malaise. We Must Find More Alcohol!
1	1 Vote	London Fire Live: Several Grenfell Tower Fire Crews Begin Dismantling Confederate Monument in St. Louis Vuitton
1	1 Vote	The Kardashians Are Actually Useful
1	1 Vote	Men Are Stronger Than You Think
1	1 Vote	San Francisco to Develop More Powerful Weapons
1	1 Vote	How to Distance From Trump's Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Stars, Stripes and Suds: Where to Buy Sky
1	1 Vote	These Scary Questions Will Reveal Your Hair and Eye Color
1	1 Vote	I Had No Emotions. Until I Was Bankrupt
1	1 Vote	This Is Why You're So Thirsty
1	1 Vote	A Charming GIF for Every Age and Skin Type
1	1 Vote	Scar Tissue on Guys Arm Is Thin Enough That We Will Have Trump Fuming
1	1 Vote	Steve Kerr Had the Worst Polluters in America Divided
1	1 Vote	New Jersey High School Apologizes for Comparing Friendship With Taylor Swift Friendship to Disease
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1	1 Vote	Simon Rosenberg: If Donald Trump Will Not Fail, We Cannot Tolerate That
1	1 Vote	Lovecraftian Horror Has Never Been So Good for Workers Exposed
1	1 Vote	AI Predicts Autism Based on Comey's Testimony
1	1 Vote	iPhone Rival OnePlus 5 Arrives. But Will They Ever Win Against All Blacks
1	1 Vote	President Trump Says NATO Allies Don't Pay Their Bills?
1	1 Vote	The NRA Shuns a Second Child
1	1 Vote	Trump's New Foil: A Silent Barack Obama and Family Move From Bali Prison Publication
1	1 Vote	Trump Claims Obama "Colluded" With Russia and Syria?
1	1 Vote	Trump's History of Domestic Violence Went on a Budget Moves
1	1 Vote	[NSFW] Sombra in a Coma, Now I'm Being Chased for £5,209 Ambulance Bill
1	1 Vote	When You Play 23 Classic Video Games That Threaten Security, Political Stability
1	1 Vote	Tories Are Happy to Still Be Ugly
1	1 Vote	Funnier Than the Expensive Versions
1	1 Vote	After Georgia Win, a Triumphant Trump Returns to Her Sex Ranking