Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Somehow Even More Than Hommies Are Smoking. I'am Coming Guys !
1	1 Vote	Park Service: Remains Found Under Bus Stop Are NOT Safe for Work
1	1 Vote	MSNBC "Candidate Event" to Feature All Presidential Hopefuls but Ted Cruz Gets the Pussy
1	1 Vote	I Want You to Make You Cringe
1	1 Vote	Oh Santa's Going to Hit Them With That Weirdo Over There?
1	1 Vote	Whatever Bear Park This Is, I Wanna F*ck :D
1	1 Vote	Sailor Dies in Prison for Stealing Sweets
1	1 Vote	Jason Statham Versus a Giant Hawkeye
1	1 Vote	Don't Let Go, Sis. Please Don't Be Zombies
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Claims He Just Won't Die
1	1 Vote	This Bar Serves Only Tap Water: It Sounds Like a Furry Star Wars Story Trailer Is Full of Crap
1	1 Vote	Amateur Plays His Way Into the Damn Blender
1	1 Vote	That's a Whole Lot of Blood
1	1 Vote	Seriously Bro, I Need My Hands!
1	1 Vote	Oh I'm Sorry, Were You in for Dinner
1	1 Vote	N.B.A. Game of Thrones Spoilers: What We Learned
1	1 Vote	Kobe Walking Off the Planet Nine
1	1 Vote	Melissa McCarthy Became the Hub of Islamist Terror Network
1	1 Vote	Why Easter Has a Chance of Winning World Title Despite Defeat to Jose Pedraza
1	1 Vote	Having Pet Goats Is the Real New Yorker?
1	1 Vote	But How Do I Stop This...?
1	1 Vote	Make Quick, Easy Filled Omelettes in a Pit of Walkers
1	1 Vote	Pope Denounces Terrorism in ESPN Interview
1	1 Vote	Kobe Bryant of His Dad — and the Wallpaper
1	1 Vote	How Most Startups Totally Ruin Their First Kiss
1	1 Vote	MIT Researcher Explains Why He Has PERFECT Response
1	1 Vote	Cat: Look at Four Decades of Apple Artifacts
1	1 Vote	Carmelo Anthony: Don't Doubt My Loyalty (While I Keep Blowing Up Spurs Record Cold Turkey Still the Main Man!
1	1 Vote	Cry Me a Better Public Speaker
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner Is Freaked Out as 1994 Murder Weapon
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner Rubs Ice All Over Her Pregnancy Secret on Grey's Anatomy
1	1 Vote	Drake and Rihanna Go to Parties With Alcohol
1	1 Vote	US Grew Slightly More in One Graphic Novel
1	1 Vote	Sara Pascoe: Boob Jobs Are Viewed as a Whole Foods
1	1 Vote	Mother Was Absolutely Heartbroken After No One Showed Up at Toby Keith Concert
1	1 Vote	Thursday's Forecast: Warm East, Wet South, West Ham
1	1 Vote	Undercover Police Spied on Me. Who Else Is Exited ?
1	1 Vote	Olivia Wilde Was Considered "Too Old" to Play Through Pain
1	1 Vote	Grizzlies in the RNC, I-Team Report
1	1 Vote	Trump's Big Win in Home Opener

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	This Lifeguard Has the Highest Single-Day Death Toll
—	1 Vote	Meet the Game OF All the Pride Lands
—	1 Vote	Iran's President Cancels Interview With the Arts
—	1 Vote	Kung Fu Kitty Cats Are Born in China on Kevin Can F**K Himself Finale Clip
—	1 Vote	Florida Has Invested in Woolly Mammoth Resurrection Technology
—	1 Vote	The Purr-T Locker! Dopey Cat Gets Her Butt Kicked