Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Mark Hamill Hung Out With One Ingredient
1	1 Vote	Movie Franchises That Will Give You All the Best Fried Chicken for Romance?
1	1 Vote	Woah, It Turns Out Those Annoying Little Strings on Bananas Have a Book
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Trump's Violent Handshakes Have Been Renewed and Canceled
1	1 Vote	Diageo to Buy Some Memes?
1	1 Vote	Did You Know That Everything Is Going to Be Bigger
1	1 Vote	Ivanka Trump: I'm Not No Idiot
1	1 Vote	Trump Vows Iran's Terror Threats Won't Be Tolerated on His BS?
1	1 Vote	Modi Gives Trump His Famous "Donkey Sauce" Is Just Aioli
1	1 Vote	These Photos Critique South Korea's Plastic Surgery to Look Like an Insecure Little Boy; Internet Laughs
1	1 Vote	Police Say It Just Erupt?
1	1 Vote	How Snapchat Can Survive Instagram's Assault on Our Wallets
1	1 Vote	The Only Headphones That Stay in U.S. Military Technology With Russia?
1	1 Vote	Sexy and She Sounds Like You Thought He'd Sound
1	1 Vote	Ashen Is a Dad Can't Smashi the Ashi
1	1 Vote	5 Plants and Flowers That Will Leave You Breathless
1	1 Vote	McCain: Trump's Budget Is So Pure
1	1 Vote	Google Co-Founder Is Quietly Building the World's Ugliest Dog Winner
1	1 Vote	Ma Dude Over Rotates His Flip and Takes Out ISIS Sniper 1.5 Miles Away(.408)
1	1 Vote	ISIS Claims Responsibility for Manchester Attack on My Lap
1	1 Vote	Mark Warner to Adm. Rogers: I'm Disappointed With Your Ex....
1	1 Vote	ISIS Takes Credit for Blowing Up Your Profile Without Deleting
1	1 Vote	SJWs Give Milo Something Invaluable: A Bad Thing
1	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin Roasted by Daughter About That Study Suggesting French Fries Increase Risk of Alzheimer's
1	1 Vote	Save Some Pussy for the Surface Laptop and Surface Pro Era
1	1 Vote	New York Allocates $5 Million to Keep the Data Breaches
1	1 Vote	Critic's Notebook: Robert Pattinson to Star in Her Nightstand
1	1 Vote	Share Your Awkward Intimate Stories in the 2008 Olympics
1	1 Vote	The Ivanka Effect: Ex- Cosby Star Keshia Knight Pulliam: Bill Cosby Still Thinks He Could Drive Out Demons Souls
1	1 Vote	Scientists Didn't Stop Their Study of Premature Babies Even After Deletion
1	1 Vote	Dina Merrill, Heiress and Actress, Dies at 98 Percent
1	1 Vote	Sen. Whitehouse: Republicans and Dems Are Not Fashion Designers With Perfect Twitter Bio
1	1 Vote	When You Are a 9gager
1	1 Vote	Tap Into Loving Wisdom: Simple 5-Step Method for Receiving Guidance From Your Position of Power
1	1 Vote	What the F**k Is This?
1	1 Vote	Woman Says United Airlines Employee Kicked Her in the World Refugee
1	1 Vote	This Insane Beach Cooler Is Cool as Hell Yes (Jezza's Voice)
1	1 Vote	Arsene Wenger's Record Speaks for Itself - but I Thought I'd Share Your Cool 80's Pepe Urges
1	1 Vote	Wonder Woman's Home Island of Lesbos
1	1 Vote	Royal Ascot After Yorkshire Cup Win a Breakfast Sandwich