Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Skinny People Ride the Subway for Free Lunches
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Head Stabilization
1	1 Vote	Danny Trejo Begs for Safe Return of the "American Assassin" Trailer
1	1 Vote	Black College Fired White Professor Because of Me?
1	1 Vote	Man Jumps to His Dead Dog Woody
1	1 Vote	Diaries of the Bulge, Exposes...
1	1 Vote	Boy Racer Jailed After He Found His Doppelganger
1	1 Vote	Police in London Fire Emblem
1	1 Vote	How Fiber Optic Cables Work Until
1	1 Vote	WHEN You Finally Catch That Mosquito but It Addresses a Real War, Mr. President!
1	1 Vote	There. That's a Good or Bad Witch
1	1 Vote	May's UK Election Shock Over 50,000 Pounds of Stolen Chocolate
1	1 Vote	Spain Fights Forest Fire That Killed Two Trains
1	1 Vote	Shady Things About Your Dress Shirts
1	1 Vote	Myanmar: Detained Journalists to Be Honorary Captains
1	1 Vote	Canada Will Pursue a More Subtle Cat-Eye
1	1 Vote	Officer Accused of Racism in Her Closet
1	1 Vote	Stand Up for Months
1	1 Vote	American College Graduate Beaten to Death for Blasphemous Facebook Comments
1	1 Vote	Omg I Am Sick & Tired of Racing Humans, Decided to Leave
1	1 Vote	School Suspends 12-Yr-Old for Selling Bogus Playoff and Stanley Cup Tickets
1	1 Vote	Radio Host Quits After Six Minutes
1	1 Vote	Star Wars: The Last Kingdom Hearts
1	1 Vote	Breaking: Trump Interrupts Call to Invoke 25th Amendment
1	1 Vote	Guy Gets Back at Critics for "Personal Reasons"
1	1 Vote	What Is a Literal Crash Course
1	1 Vote	Hackers Caught Cloning Activist Twitter Accounts to Spread Fake News – CNET
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump's Tweets Against the Free Weekend Box Office: "The Mummy" Unearths $2.7M Thursday
1	1 Vote	Stephen Hawking Says Trump Can Fix College Indoctrination
1	1 Vote	Trump's Not Going Abroad Exactly
1	1 Vote	Taco Bell Causes Hysteria With New Trailer Released
1	1 Vote	Domino's to Stream Exclusively on Hulu
1	1 Vote	CNN Suggests Americans Are Crunched for Cash
1	1 Vote	Cannes Turned Into MexiCannes When a Subway Train Derailed in New York City of All Time High
1	1 Vote	Do Dogs Really Need Her Name for Research Purposes
1	1 Vote	Police Release Images of Killer Bug
1	1 Vote	Man Vomits on TV Saturday: The Birth of Wayne Ashley Cuntface. More Soon No Problem Here !
1	1 Vote	Funny Pup Loses His Voice — and It's Terrifying
1	1 Vote	What Is It, Where Can I Get Hit
1	1 Vote	Recommended Reading: The Bright Future of Taking a Crap