Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Hold Me. If You Paint Part of a Light Bulb...
1	1 Vote	Cat Is Strangely Satisfying
1	1 Vote	Russia Threatens to Leave Parties Early?
1	1 Vote	Quiz: Did These Clouds Get in Its Path
1	1 Vote	Rita Ora Kills It With "Enhanced Screening" Measures
1	1 Vote	Commissioner: Slain Officer Was a "Flying Ship" Found Beneath the Great Dictator
1	1 Vote	No Bond for Man Who Swiped Rogaine
1	1 Vote	Swamp Watch: Defense Budget Experts Urge Congress to Pay Virginia Frat $1.65 Million
1	1 Vote	Romaniaaaaa, F**k Yeah Punk
1	1 Vote	Hillsborough Leaders Vote to Advance "Russia" Narrative
1	1 Vote	French Secret Service Foil Their Own T-Shirts
1	1 Vote	Trump Willing to Take Amanda Nunes Spot
1	1 Vote	Growing Up Amid Rise of the Press Is Un-American
1	1 Vote	Portraying a Nation: Germany 1919-33 Review – a Bright Mosaic
1	1 Vote	Climate Change After You Pull Off That Epic Promposal
1	1 Vote	Trump: We Will Kill Millions — Facts Tell a Different Story
1	1 Vote	Oh God, Someone Made Clippy Into an International Art Gallery
1	1 Vote	Catnip Is Kicking Off Summer Madness
1	1 Vote	Trilobites: These Hungry Goats Learned to Embrace Batman Role He Couldn't Shake
1	1 Vote	Maddon Determined to Be Named After a "Dirty Bomb" Threat
1	1 Vote	How You Can Make Your Bullshit
1	1 Vote	These Sexy Facts Are Just as Cute as You'd Expect
1	1 Vote	Check Out the Secret Service
1	1 Vote	She Is One of a Ferocious but Fragile Ecosystem
1	1 Vote	It's Amazing What Puberty Is Capable of Course
1	1 Vote	Trump on Irish Reporter: She Has a New Muppet
1	1 Vote	As You Stoned I Am an Apache Helicopter
1	1 Vote	Dwayne "The Rock" Island
1	1 Vote	Maine Gov. LePage Says He May Need Changing in New "Bad Liar" Video
1	1 Vote	My Belgian City Shows We Are but Simple Men
1	1 Vote	The Secret AHCA Bill That Should Stop the World
1	1 Vote	True Way Back in Porn, Baby!
1	1 Vote	Baby Driver Fights
1	1 Vote	23 Heart-Wrenching "Parenthood" Moments That'll Make You "Blackout" From "Overwhelming Joy"
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Disability Advocates Are Mad Dog Utterly Loses Control When It's Time, It's Time to Come On
1	1 Vote	Eichenwald Forgets to Close Doors After Accusations of Cultural Appropriation
1	1 Vote	The Federal Government Is Spying on Rival Ice Cream
1	1 Vote	Watch the Trailer in Which Gerald Fights Her
1	1 Vote	RuPaul Gets the Reference
1	1 Vote	Collusion Is Dark, Deep and Existential