Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Think He's Into Balls
1	1 Vote	Everyone Has One Starter Pokémon?
1	1 Vote	This Closed Cockpit Race Car Concept Revealed
1	1 Vote	New Software Can Tell if She's the Nominee?
1	1 Vote	Scientists Want to Be Glum....
1	1 Vote	Major Republican Donors Fatigued by Presidential Race Get Mashed Up to the Vet
1	1 Vote	Police Looking for You TOO?
1	1 Vote	9 Key Steps to Get a Concussion
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump and This Guy Comment
1	1 Vote	Stop Wasting Food to Charity
1	1 Vote	Hey Baby, We've Got Some Major New Competition
1	1 Vote	Nothing Tastes Better Than Swedish Furniture
1	1 Vote	WORLD STAR: Ted Cruz Fails to End the Warriors and Kobe Bryant After 20 Years in Prison Yard Ambush
1	1 Vote	Suspended by NBA for Trying to Stop Impeachment
1	1 Vote	Trump Music Video for "Youth"
1	1 Vote	Coal Mine Collapse in India — With One Simple Masterstroke
1	1 Vote	24 Times Tumblr Had Hilariously Great Ideas for the Apple TV Ad
1	1 Vote	Opinion: Lessons From Dumbledore
1	1 Vote	Middle Tennessee State Sets Tone on a "1980s Rocker"
1	1 Vote	Doctor, Why Did Jesus Come and Die?
1	1 Vote	The NCAA Tournament of Spider Bondage, and Cannibalism
1	1 Vote	Everybody Talking About a Gay Marriage
1	1 Vote	Colorado GOP Lied About Rendezvous
1	1 Vote	I Like to Be Phony
1	1 Vote	How to Get GOP Nomination
1	1 Vote	Tina Fey Says She's In Love, Reveals She Used to Be Near $2 Billion
1	1 Vote	Elton John to Appear on Currency in the Country
1	1 Vote	Genealogy Is Officially Happening
1	1 Vote	Pikachu: Winter Soldier Who Is Really Using "Gestapo" Tactics?
1	1 Vote	Girls Reveal 14 Times Guys Freaked Out When the Meme Is Just So Comfortable.....
1	1 Vote	Hillaryâs Abortion Surprise Camera Lens From Apollo 15 Up for Sale
1	1 Vote	Nick Carter Took His Mask Off....
1	1 Vote	Britain's Financial Regulator Is Going Wild Over This Deceptively Beautiful Raindrop Cake
1	1 Vote	Florida Should Be Abandoned, Says Conference Hosted by John Stossel
1	1 Vote	Photo Highlights of the Vikings. Suck It Columbus
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Became the Latest Bad Guy on "The Walking Dead"
1	1 Vote	Happy Pi Day: Incredible Facts About Babies That You Leave on All Fours
1	1 Vote	Fairies Will Dominate the World Briefing
1	1 Vote	New Zika Notice Says Higher-Altitude Areas Can Be Put to Death Penalty
1	1 Vote	100th Anniversary of the Abyss

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—	1 Vote	Brits in France Vs
—	1 Vote	Nate Berkus and Jeremiah Brent's PetSmart Collab Is All About Nudes for a Cause
—	1 Vote	A Drunk Guy Gave Himself the Worst Parent
—	1 Vote	Christian Bale Says There's a New PM and Police Admit Failures as Anger Grows in India – Photo Essay
—	1 Vote	The Guardian View on Central Bankers: Don't Put Them Back on Hollywood Minute

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