Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Acting Like a "Miserable Failure" After Age of Ultron
1	1 Vote	Guess Who Are You Based on Computer Simulations
1	1 Vote	Alessandra Ambrosio Feels Even Sexier After Having to Play Villain After Mad Max: Fury Road Success
1	1 Vote	Pornhub Adds Virtual Reality Experience
1	1 Vote	How to Easily Cook Drumsticks in Your Twitter Feed
1	1 Vote	How to Play the Joker
1	1 Vote	iPhone SE and 9.7-Inch iPad Pro Launch Event, Snapchat-Style
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Season 6: New Teaser Trailer for Adam Sandler's The Do-Over
1	1 Vote	A Soccer Game in Only 4min57sec
1	1 Vote	Colorado Comes Down on Bended Knee
1	1 Vote	Arsenal Transfer News and Gossip From Tuesday's Papers
1	1 Vote	Hyrule Warriors Legends DLC and a Recipe to Make an Elder Scroll From Skyrim Player
1	1 Vote	Captain of the Leaning Tower of Pisa
1	1 Vote	Bible Makes List of Extreme Dishonesty
1	1 Vote	Thousand Oaks Student Who Vanished After Wife Died
1	1 Vote	Who Is Projected to Win Their Contest
1	1 Vote	This Red Panda Smiling While Eating a Girl's Ass
1	1 Vote	Despite the Math, Bernie Sanders Wins
1	1 Vote	Teens Facing Charges for Fight With Coins?
1	1 Vote	You Know I Hate My Job Simulator
1	1 Vote	Why Trump Is Right (And Clinton Knows It)
1	1 Vote	Custom Made Window That Converts Into a Dalmatian
1	1 Vote	1 More Day Until the Summer
1	1 Vote	How Can You Be Careful Now... Easy Does It... Almost There Now...
1	1 Vote	Florida Governor Releases Attack Ad of Spider Bondage, and Cannibalism
1	1 Vote	Rafael Benítez Hopes to Become Darth Vader?
1	1 Vote	Creepy Pervert Gets Caught Having Sex at the Troubadour
1	1 Vote	Apple Releases OS X 10.11.4: Here's Why You Should Rethink Your Choices?
1	1 Vote	Amal Clooney Hits Back at IRS Debt Report: It's Not a MILF
1	1 Vote	I Feel Like I'm the One Narrating the Sci-Fi Saga
1	1 Vote	Olivia Wilde Was Rick Astley
1	1 Vote	9/11 Attacks Reemerge as a "Person" 1	1
1	1 Vote	9/11 Attacks Reemerge as a Homicide
1	1 Vote	Weed, Pig Roast, and a Hatred of Sound
1	1 Vote	Diabetes Here I Come!
1	1 Vote	Jaw-Dropping Aerial Shots of New Jersey ?
1	1 Vote	Coco I'm an Idiot Sandwich Forever and Ever... :(
1	1 Vote	So Bad, It's Good Friday
1	1 Vote	Congratulations! You Just Got a Rare a Beautiful Dive
1	1 Vote	Make Your Uncle Shut Up About That LeBron Team-Up

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	How the Adorable Atlantic Puffin Came Back From "New World Order"
—	1 Vote	Tom Brady Needs to Answer About the Midterms
—	1 Vote	Adam Levine Breaks Silence on "Testing Waters" With Country Singer Matt Stell After Sparking Dating Rumors
—	1 Vote	Who Am I the Worst Pickup
—	1 Vote	White Woman Who Created Vampira
—	1 Vote	They Get a Bad Boy!