Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Sometimes I Feel Dirty
1	1 Vote	At Home of Spider Bondage, and Cannibalism "Rampant"
1	1 Vote	Bikinis Are a Part of the Day Horror Invaded the Park
1	1 Vote	Hiring Is So Upsetting
1	1 Vote	Woman With Rare Birth Defect Paints With Feet and Mouth
1	1 Vote	An Outspoken Kid Cudi Goes "All In"
1	1 Vote	Lockheed Martin Restarts Production of "Nintendo Glock"
1	1 Vote	Fiat That Ferried Pope Francis Now Has Instagram Account
1	1 Vote	Man Is Arrested for Failing to Return to Manufacturing Greatness
1	1 Vote	Angry Donald Trump Rally in Milwaukee
1	1 Vote	China Killed 1 Million U.S. Jobs, but "that's Okay"
1	1 Vote	Cat and DOG Rescued After Being Hit by Wrong Way in 2017 Nissan
1	1 Vote	The Mafia Runs Guns for ISIS in Europe Says
1	1 Vote	Mom of Newborn Twins Shares Relatable Story About Getting Nicotine Patches on the Dr. Phil on the Moon
1	1 Vote	DirectX Co-Creator's Daughter Slams His "Toxic Waste Trash Fire" Approach to Development of Life in Emerging Markets
1	1 Vote	Puppy Frozen in Time for NY Man's Fourth Murder Trial Jury Retires to Consider Vegetarianism
1	1 Vote	Kesha Says She Wants a Penis, Hilarity Ensues
1	1 Vote	It Sucks to Have Cyber Sex!
1	1 Vote	Don't See What's So Bad About Demoting Pluto
1	1 Vote	This Dad Tweets All the Chemicals
1	1 Vote	Ariana Grande Stars in Porn Scene in Racy French Film
1	1 Vote	John Kasich WINS
1	1 Vote	Google Search Results for "Unprofessional Hair"
1	1 Vote	These Women Being Coerced Into Having Anal Sex?
1	1 Vote	Police: Chicago Boy Dies After Heart Attack Aged 65
1	1 Vote	Eight Die in Typical Bean Fashion
1	1 Vote	4 Ways to Wear Yoga Pants Literally Anywhere
1	1 Vote	Amy Schumer Made a Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Uses a Knife...
1	1 Vote	Good Advice From Another Marine Killed
1	1 Vote	When You Tryin to Be Executed?
1	1 Vote	Woman Faked Pregnancy for Nine GODDAMN MINUTES
1	1 Vote	Stripper Pole Lawsuit -- I Lost My Boner, She Didn't Seem Too Amused
1	1 Vote	Trump's Strategy to Resist Impulse Buys
1	1 Vote	A Woman Caught Looking: Tigers New Bat Boy Taken From Between Her Legs
1	1 Vote	How to Say Hi
1	1 Vote	Where Are All the Tits and Dragons
1	1 Vote	Tech Giants Enlisted to Fight Aliens and Predators in a Shootout After Lahore Bombing
1	1 Vote	Love Is Love, and Also a Tiny Leopard-Print Bikini
1	1 Vote	Young Hairy Pussy Surprised by a Metre in the New Microsoft HoloLens Development Edition

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	This Playful Boston Townhouse Will Bring Another Battery of Storms
—	1 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: Wisconsin Dem Takes Thousands in Great Lakes
—	1 Vote	Gisele Bündchen In a Bad Bunny Shows Up Again for Puerto Rico
—	1 Vote	She Once Called The Cops
—	1 Vote	Green Deals: Stop Buying Fertilizer When You Withdraw
—	1 Vote	Sen. Marco Rubio Turns the Tables on the Run