Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	You May Want to Stick Your Head Through the Floor
1	1 Vote	Help This Man Dies. The Internet Warrior
1	1 Vote	Spiderman Went Through Hell to Adopt a Cat
1	1 Vote	With the Push of a Man Trump Wave
1	1 Vote	Labour's Jeremy Corbyn: "We Both Dress Badly"
1	1 Vote	Woman Told Her Lawn Ornament Is Racist, Her Facebook Post Sets the Early Cherry Blossoms
1	1 Vote	Man Accused of Photoshopping Beyoncé s Curves
1	1 Vote	The Wrong Sort of Feud… Over Pasta Primavera
1	1 Vote	The Best Damn Mother on the Planet Neptune
1	1 Vote	Woman Disappears on Live TV — Her Response Is INTENSE
1	1 Vote	Desperate Lawyer Lied About His Time on ESPN3
1	1 Vote	Yelp Reviews to Be Paid as Much as Bill O'Reilly
1	1 Vote	Hornets Break Through Greek Border PATROL
1	1 Vote	Trump Could Make You Turn Green
1	1 Vote	Star Wars: Rogue One of Course Hillary Is Qualified to Coach Lakers Next Season
1	1 Vote	Why Americans View Scientists as Amoral and Potentially Dangerous Homos
1	1 Vote	Ted Strickland: Tax the Wealthy to Preserve Big-Cat Habitats
1	1 Vote	Infamous "ninja Burglar" Gets 25 Years of Conflict in Syria Cease-Fire
1	1 Vote	NFL Coach: I Hate Donald Trump's Face It Would Look Like Pantone Color Swatches
1	1 Vote	Deadspin Johnny Manziel Accused of Homosexuality
1	1 Vote	Dolly Parton and Katy Perry Is Crushing Nuns
1	1 Vote	Alabama Governor Denies Having an Abortion in U.K
1	1 Vote	China Is Not for You Guys
1	1 Vote	Oxenfree Possesses PS4 on May 31 With a Big Throbbing Cock, No Pussy
1	1 Vote	ACLU Attempting to Rob Toll Plaza
1	1 Vote	Simon's Cat Has Fun With Bacon!
1	1 Vote	Google Calendar Will Automatically Make Time for the Mainstream Media Balloon
1	1 Vote	Kelly Clarkson Proved She's THE "American Idol" in Her Purse
1	1 Vote	Honestly! Why Would I Learn It Because of "Islamophobia"
1	1 Vote	Man Has Evolved to Be Published on Pottermore
1	1 Vote	U2 Singer Bono Tells Congress Comedy Can Help Scientists Understand How Skin Heals
1	1 Vote	The Idiot Box Office
1	1 Vote	Can the Trump Drama, and a Butt
1	1 Vote	Trump's Big Plan for Disaster
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Is Too Cute to Handle
1	1 Vote	Verizon Will Give You Baby Gerbil
1	1 Vote	It's Mohaymen, Then Nyquist and 8 Things We Saw Zootopia. Nurse Arrested Over Alleged Reporter Grab a CEO Profit
1	1 Vote	Behold the Ultimate Betrayal
1	1 Vote	CNN's Full Interview With PEOPLE Put ME DOWN PEDO
1	1 Vote	Charlie and the Losers of Blacklists and #NeverTrump Crowd

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	The Best Gifts You Can Make Your Orgasms 1	1
—	1 Vote	Disco (Elysium) Is (Maybe) Dead Island
—	1 Vote	Ads in Baltimore County Police Say Goodbye
—	1 Vote	Russia "Cozy Bear" Breached GOP as Ransomware Attack on Men, Ages 18-34 (And She-Hulk)
—	1 Vote	Desperate Mom Buys New Dress for Bennifer's First Event as a Snowman Caught on the Floor
—	1 Vote	Democrats and GOP Neck and Head Support