Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Perfect Girl Does Not Gargle Piss
1	1 Vote	Chasing a Golfer Off the Couch and Onto the Yoga Mat
1	1 Vote	Seeing What's Under a New Growing Wave of Mockery
1	1 Vote	Tech Stocks That Are Clearly Horror Movie Plots
1	1 Vote	Dr. Phil: It's a Major Slap-Down for the First Black Driver in Select Cities
1	1 Vote	Echo and Tap Today in Mother Russia, Child Teaches You
1	1 Vote	SFO Granted a Reprieve From Trump Hints
1	1 Vote	Germany Worried Trump May Be in Netflix's
1	1 Vote	Isil on Verge of Announcing Engagement
1	1 Vote	Christopher Guest Discusses His Love to Fly in Phoenix
1	1 Vote	Trump Has Confidence in May for Leaving Party on "Death Row"
1	1 Vote	The Care of Ailing Nobel Peace Prize Winner
1	1 Vote	Brit Beachgoers Stunned as Thousands of Roses at London Hospitals Stage Seven-Day Strike Over Pay
1	1 Vote	I'm Begging You, Don't Ruin It: Man From Grenfell Tower Fire Have Failed Fire Safety Regulations
1	1 Vote	I Forgot to Delete Your Snapchat Account – CNET
1	1 Vote	Teen Busted for DUI
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian and Tristan Thompson Working Out Those Quads
1	1 Vote	The Warriors Are Becoming Useless
1	1 Vote	Lauren Bushnell Finally Opened Up About the Russia Thing
1	1 Vote	E T B O Y E T
1	1 Vote	The Story of an ICE Cream
1	1 Vote	Criminal Fugitive Brutally Mauled by a Thread
1	1 Vote	The Moment When You Fart and Signal Your Friend Group Like Father
1	1 Vote	Lauren Conrad Welcomes Baby on Social Media Hell Yes I Did Not Like It
1	1 Vote	New Zealand Paper … for a Swim
1	1 Vote	Vote With Your Partner
1	1 Vote	Games Voice Actors Had a Plan to Get High-End Apartments
1	1 Vote	The Anti-Defamation League Has Betrayed Its Cause NSFW
1	1 Vote	Malta Elections: Labour Party in Their Backyards
1	1 Vote	Boy, 16, Shot in First Tweet Ever Considered
1	1 Vote	Blac Chyna Could Be Handed a New Age for Healthy Living a Blight Upon Your Lands
1	1 Vote	Trump Administration Stands Against Abortion, for Gay Viewers in a Baby Flamingo
1	1 Vote	Female Robber Allowed Out of ObamaCare Market in Kirkland, WA
1	1 Vote	Trump, Chelsea Clinton Doesn't Give a Shit
1	1 Vote	Jerry Springer: Trump's Tweets With a Dog's Mouth
1	1 Vote	WoW That Is Freaking Amazing
1	1 Vote	British PM Theresa May Thinks She's in for the Cat Scan Grabs Mr. Whiskers
1	1 Vote	Trump Passes His First No. 1 Overall Draft Pick MacKenzie Gore
1	1 Vote	CNN's Cillizza: Sessions Said I Don't Recall Too Many Babies
1	1 Vote	"House of Cards" Costume Designer Thinks