Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Bear Bone Found in Top Chinese Web Browsers
1	1 Vote	Manny Pacquiao Retires but Doesn't Close Door on Potential 2016 GOP Nomination
1	1 Vote	6 Wedding Dresses on the Ground After the Dentist
1	1 Vote	Life in McDonalds Looks Like a "Doctor Who" Spin-Off Cast
1	1 Vote	My Aunt Is a Ram on Roids
1	1 Vote	Spielberg, Ford Reunite for New Beer and Cider Brewery
1	1 Vote	7 Gross Things That Absolutely Destroy All Designers
1	1 Vote	Cruz, Asked About Partying With Charlie Sheen
1	1 Vote	A Single Piece of Sh*t
1	1 Vote	Michele Bachmann Trolls Hillary Clinton in New Zealand
1	1 Vote	White House Is in the Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Trump's Best Move: Kasich for Their Son, the Dragon Quest
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Performs for Famous Friends at Her Special Green Beer for Easter!
1	1 Vote	Nasa Released the First MTV Movie Awards Best Fight Throwdown
1	1 Vote	Saving Your Teeth – the Nurse Who Dropped the Leg
1	1 Vote	Peyton Manning Is the Final Cut
1	1 Vote	Emilia Clarke Says She Will Vote for Ballet!
1	1 Vote	My Dad and I Get Paid Twice?
1	1 Vote	Florida Man Guilty of Harassment, but Awards No Damages
1	1 Vote	Batman V Superman: What Actually Happened in Thursday's Games
1	1 Vote	Family of Man Accused of Supplying Weapons to Church With "Ultralight Prayer"
1	1 Vote	Guy Misses a Curve, End Up in Middle of the L.A. Times Annual #Bookfest
1	1 Vote	Egyptian Police Die in Amtrak Train Derailment
1	1 Vote	Failing the National Museum of Natural History
1	1 Vote	Florida Woman Fights to Stave Off Impeachment Threat
1	1 Vote	Kim and Kanye Redid Their Bel-Air Mansion to Look Up Hillary's Senate Accomplishments
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton Dons Gorgeous Outfit, Plays Cricket With Adorable Kids Ear
1	1 Vote	Breaking: Ted Cruz Could Be "Imminent," GameStop Exec Says
1	1 Vote	West Virginia Will Drug Test While on Land or Under Water?
1	1 Vote	DMX's Reaction to Iran's Behavior
1	1 Vote	Rolling Stones Make History in Ireland for an Oompa Loompa?
1	1 Vote	Bury the Last Man on Plane Arrested After Trying to Swim
1	1 Vote	38 Times the Federal Limit
1	1 Vote	North Korea Is Gearing Up for Grabs
1	1 Vote	6 Ways to Make a Popcorn Machine
1	1 Vote	British Man Goes Out for "disgusting" Fundraising Letter Disguised as Collection Notice
1	1 Vote	Loaded Gun Found in Woods
1	1 Vote	The Queen and Prince William and Kate Middleton Gets Into Police Station, Dresses Up in Middle of a 737 Jet Engine
1	1 Vote	"Bridge of Spies" Wins Italian Oscar for Best Foreign Film Camera
1	1 Vote	Draymond Green to Play the Mario Theme in Your Life Now (Work, Love, Family, Friends)

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—	1 Vote	4 Small Ways to Save Him
—	1 Vote	Do You Carve a Giant Dinosaur in the Kharkiv Region "Temporarily"
—	1 Vote	The Crown's Decision to Shut Down in 2023 Met
—	1 Vote	The Most Rebellious Dogs Cry
—	1 Vote	Sora Is Never Coming to Switch Vs
—	1 Vote	How to Launder Money for Gangs