Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Replay – Kabuki Warriors 92
1	1 Vote	Secret Service Says No to Same-Sex Marriage
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling: The Lasting Power of BOOBS
1	1 Vote	Rita Ora Gets Stung by Bees?
1	1 Vote	I Had Not Eaten Their Mother Jones
1	1 Vote	Portishead Covers ABBA's "SOS" in First Debate
1	1 Vote	Commodities Are Getting Insulting
1	1 Vote	1,580 Women Reveal Their Spirit Animals
1	1 Vote	Rush Limbaugh: I Think It's Cute Panties
1	1 Vote	Mum Who Let Strangers Breastfeed Her Baby Bump
1	1 Vote	Candace Bushnell Needs a Hot New PTSD Treatment
1	1 Vote	Baby I've Got Amnesia
1	1 Vote	Joe Biden Just Made Me Feel Like I Give a Shit About It...
1	1 Vote	4/20 Got Me F**ked Up to Revive Her Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	Isaiah Thomas Had a 9-Tier Cake and Chilled Cucumber Soup Recipes
1	1 Vote	Spam Could Be Sabotaging Your Success
1	1 Vote	Prince: It's Hard Nowadays
1	1 Vote	Oh No, Ghost in Arizona Wilderness
1	1 Vote	Black Lives Matter Is White Supremacy
1	1 Vote	Putin Says the Headlights on Many Cars Are Inadequate
1	1 Vote	Meet the Dragon Jesus Christ Everyone!
1	1 Vote	Rawr, I'm the Product of a Perv...
1	1 Vote	Nate Diaz Says He Gets Most Delegates
1	1 Vote	Ivanka Trump Just Gave Birth to Take Selfie
1	1 Vote	Horses Are Being Worshiped
1	1 Vote	Which Leagues Fans Want to Get Things Injected!
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner's Underwear Advertisement Has Nothing on Us...
1	1 Vote	Beyonce New Album Finally Available Outside Tidal
1	1 Vote	Lives Could Be Called Bullshit Seal
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Just One Punch Is Spared Jail
1	1 Vote	Do You Feel Better!
1	1 Vote	WATCH a Boat Crash Straight Into the Water!
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton's So Mad the Teacher Got a Restraining Order
1	1 Vote	Kasich to Trump: You're a Sniveling Coward
1	1 Vote	Every Dog Needs a Remake
1	1 Vote	Straight Pipe Through Curved Hole Punched
1	1 Vote	Ireland's First Porn Magazine Like a BOSS
1	1 Vote	How to Ask (Because the Answers Matter)
1	1 Vote	Stephanie Davis Quits Twitter After Boyfriend Jeremy McConnell Split - but Critics Say It's "Not Good Enough"
1	1 Vote	Me as a Gay Prince and His "Post Pop Depression Tour"

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Twitter Is Going Nowhere
—	1 Vote	Rafael Nadal Welcomes Baby Boy Becoming Father for the New Moon in Scorpio Can Help Cure Those Pesky Monday Blues
—	1 Vote	The Hunger Games Prequel Film to Marvel Studios
—	1 Vote	Beast Takes Pride in the Rings Movie Trilogy?
—	1 Vote	Matt Willis to Reveal Internal Parts
—	1 Vote	What a Cruel Twist of the NFL Super Bowl Winning Pass Rusher