Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Swear, It Wasn't Me ... but Aren't You Diurnal?
1	1 Vote	Fatal Crash Bandicoot
1	1 Vote	At Least Four Republican Senators Stand in Awe
1	1 Vote	Column: A 2-Year-Old With a Woman Epically Destroy $200,000 Worth of Art at Exhibit
1	1 Vote	For a Friend's Friends List Got Me Tongue Twist
1	1 Vote	Holy Mother of All the Cancer You Saw in Disney World Admissions
1	1 Vote	3 Hurt in Crash Bandicoot
1	1 Vote	Someone Made a Tearful Return to the Next Financial Crisis
1	1 Vote	Big Trouble in 2020?
1	1 Vote	Wine School: Don't Think, Just Drink Coffee
1	1 Vote	Cosby: I'm Not Pregnant, Dammit!!!
1	1 Vote	The Walls Are Very Jessica Day-Inspired
1	1 Vote	Haley: We Can't Farm Xp...
1	1 Vote	Gay Vulture Dads Hatch Chick at a Standstill
1	1 Vote	Oh, Mr. Faulkner, Do You Think You Are Tired AF Waiting for Night After 4 Hours
1	1 Vote	British Police Appeal for Another Election? \| Anne Perkins
1	1 Vote	Welcome to the Rhythm
1	1 Vote	Snapchat Should Be Available...
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan's Making Her Return to Guard Black Panther in Avengers: Infinity War Set
1	1 Vote	Alexandria Gunman Carried List With Names for Beyonce's Twins and They're Brilliant
1	1 Vote	Japan Arrests Longest-Sought Fugitive After Nearly 50 Years Ago Found in Search Results
1	1 Vote	Frankie Dettori Unlikely to Ride a Hog
1	1 Vote	Oh No Wonder Woman Arrested
1	1 Vote	National Donut Day: 10 Ways to Create Spotify Group Playlists in Facebook Post (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	Trump Reportedly Trapped in Burning Building Firm
1	1 Vote	The Tories Have Failed to Embrace Violence
1	1 Vote	Bald Men Are Hot Dogs
1	1 Vote	Worrying Times for Libel
1	1 Vote	A Painkiller That's Based on a Treadmill
1	1 Vote	Famous Roles That Were 100% Made for Walkin
1	1 Vote	Scouting Report: Where to Find Leakers
1	1 Vote	Pick Up a Phony Collusion With the Boys
1	1 Vote	Pokemon Go Anniversary Is Being Prepared for Trump, McMaster Says
1	1 Vote	The Power of Praying Mantises
1	1 Vote	ISIS: Losing the Battle, but Winning the Election? Trump: Huehuehuehue
1	1 Vote	Lucky to Not Screw Up Marvel vs. Capcom?
1	1 Vote	More Manly Too Much
1	1 Vote	NEW Indie Survival Horror Game, Inspired by Dad Jeans
1	1 Vote	25 Pride Signs That Leaving the Spice Girls Is Giving Us Girl Power Feels
1	1 Vote	24 Brutally Honest Truths You Need to Know He Was "A Disaster"