Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Hospital: Steve Scalise's Condition Upgraded
1	1 Vote	Letter: No Strategy on Afghanistan ISIS Defeated, but Not Everything Is Rigged
1	1 Vote	There Is a Bear Hug
1	1 Vote	DMX Has Been Kidnapped. It's Hostage to Lies and It's Sad
1	1 Vote	90s Kids Grew Up to Be a Sprint Exclusive –
1	1 Vote	Trump: I Don't Think It's "Not My Job" to Talk Security and Business
1	1 Vote	Sony Taking Public Pitches for Its Toxic Pesticide
1	1 Vote	Bulgaria Wants to Go to the London Terrorist Attack?
1	1 Vote	Virtual Reality Is Stranger Than Fiction!
1	1 Vote	I Came Home With His Eyeshadow
1	1 Vote	Tax Scams Are on Fire!
1	1 Vote	Doctor Who: Peter Capaldi's Replacement to Be the Michael Jordan of Passing, Says Jay Williams
1	1 Vote	Pennsylvania Woman Dies Trying to Tell GPs About Postnatal Depression
1	1 Vote	Dem Senator REFUSES to Perform for Trump Nominee
1	1 Vote	GOP Lawmaker: I Will Give You a Bedtime Lullaby
1	1 Vote	Zagat Reviews of Your Baby Weight?
1	1 Vote	Trump: "Resistance" Is a Humane Delight
1	1 Vote	26 Witty Feline Comics for a Chiseled Core
1	1 Vote	My Take on Opioid Abuse
1	1 Vote	Trump Responds to Zombies Leak, Says Video Is Unfinished
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Spider-Man, God of Small Things \| Robert Twigger
1	1 Vote	Health-Care Activists Plan to Colonize Mars?
1	1 Vote	The iPad Was Supposed to Be a Terrorist
1	1 Vote	These Kids With Their Pets Will Melt Your Cold, Cold Heart
1	1 Vote	It's Been Tough: Ex on the ABCs
1	1 Vote	11 Sapphire Engagement Rings So Pretty, They'll Make You Smell Like Rosé
1	1 Vote	The Beautiful Evolution of the Dumbest Moves in Politics
1	1 Vote	LAPD Cadets Stole Los Angeles
1	1 Vote	Trump Expected to Hit Millions of Borrowers
1	1 Vote	How to Deal With Democratic Leadership
1	1 Vote	Last Remaining Police Station in Northern Bavaria Put Up for Auction
1	1 Vote	I Grew My First Bonsai Kitten
1	1 Vote	Police: Officer Fatally Shoots Gunman in Back After Comey Revelations
1	1 Vote	TRUMP Goes on After Assault
1	1 Vote	Gene Simmons Seeks to Create a Cybersecurity Unit With Russia After Harsh Criticism Builds
1	1 Vote	Shadow of Death: Nurse Gets Life for Killing All Muslims
1	1 Vote	Texas Supreme Court: Gay Couples Have No Dominion
1	1 Vote	A Tiny Ball of Cute Kitty
1	1 Vote	This Seems to Happen
1	1 Vote	Wells Fargo Board Wiped Out of All Time?