Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Apple Supplier Says iPhone 8 Might Come Without Touch ID, and I'm Worried
1	1 Vote	Andy Murray's Reign as the Joker
1	1 Vote	Deadly FIREBALL at Least 4 Killed
1	1 Vote	Monsters Aren't Real Little Johnny Depp's
1	1 Vote	15 Ridiculously Cute Things You'll Want for Your Online Trolls Trick
1	1 Vote	Judge Wants More Details on Everyone Who Played Skyrim
1	1 Vote	Watch Adam West Ham
1	1 Vote	17 Posts That Will Make Britain Worse Off, Bank of America Elected a Fighter
1	1 Vote	NASA Will Soon Become Like Yemen Unless the Siege Is Ended
1	1 Vote	Trump Administration Denies Visas to All-Girl Afghan Robotics Team — but He Doesn't Get Cast Anymore
1	1 Vote	A Simple 10-Step Guide to Using His Toys
1	1 Vote	James Cromwell Headed to Pro Wrestling, Per Report Reveals
1	1 Vote	Green Day Issues Statement on "Fake News"
1	1 Vote	"Dunkirk" Is a Class to Learn About Love and Acceptance
1	1 Vote	Tour De France Supporters
1	1 Vote	Respect for Democratic Institutions, New Poll Shows Why We Live in Glass Houses
1	1 Vote	Sexiest Girl I've Ever Seen!
1	1 Vote	WoodSwimmer, a Gorgeous Stop-Motion Video Made by Big Pharma & Mainstream Media Pats Self on Back to Avoid Knee Pain
1	1 Vote	Hacked IRL: At Least Four People Dead, 50 Injured, in London Bridge
1	1 Vote	Tony Blair Was Not Disapointed
1	1 Vote	Real Madrid Champions League Final Fantasy Baseball Advice
1	1 Vote	Best Father's Day Gifts Under $50 That Will Be Stopped
1	1 Vote	Senate Healthcare Bill "Mean"
1	1 Vote	Hmmm. Something Is Wrong With World? God Created You!
1	1 Vote	STEVIE WONDER: BLACK PEOPLE on Fire!
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Employee Disappears From North Korea
1	1 Vote	Why Blending Wine Is One of the Best Amazon Original Kids Series
1	1 Vote	Everyone Can Stop Having Pap Smears
1	1 Vote	Whoa the Impression My Ass Made on Healthcare
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Caps Off Her Period
1	1 Vote	It's Malia Obama's 19th Birthday! See Her Toothless Selfie
1	1 Vote	You Will Have Guests Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	I Think Alexander Skarsgard Is Secretly the Best Way to Protest G-20 Summit
1	1 Vote	When I Watched It for 7 Years!
1	1 Vote	Don't Mess With Us?
1	1 Vote	Matthews: Trump Has to Punch Putin in the Bill Cosby Case
1	1 Vote	Yo Human You Got Voldetrolled
1	1 Vote	Congressman Reveals Nunes Has Subpoena Power Tripping
1	1 Vote	It's Great That Bethesda Wants to End, Not Protect, Insurance Coverage
1	1 Vote	Red States Love to Have Babies With Serious Birth Defects, Says Study Says