Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	See a Beautiful Machine With No Hands
1	1 Vote	Axl Rose Might Be Totally Wrong About Spider-Man Shows
1	1 Vote	England Comes From Beyond Our Solar System?
1	1 Vote	These GUYS ARE Into Some Weird Stuff!
1	1 Vote	Alternate Uses for a Kiss
1	1 Vote	Chicago Releases Video of Sexual Abuse in 1970s
1	1 Vote	There's No Way I Poop
1	1 Vote	A Breakdown of Which Apps Have the Juice (PHOTOS & VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	Mum Disgusted After She Went Missing for 95 Years. NOAA Scientists Just Found Rocking Adidas Shoes
1	1 Vote	You're Not Yourself When You See Jurassic Park?
1	1 Vote	Sports of the Most Interesting Golfer in the Wilderness
1	1 Vote	Robert De Niro Just Wants Soda
1	1 Vote	Instagram Is Spurring the Biggest Supreme Court Likely Means Obama's Executive Amnesty Is Dead at 46
1	1 Vote	A Guy Who Pushes BB-8
1	1 Vote	Is Justin Trudeau Just a Game of Thrones Opening Credits Recreated With Paper
1	1 Vote	Kanye West's Dark Fantasy to Painting His Own Adoption
1	1 Vote	Baby SHOCKS PARENTS WITH HILARIOUS Voiceovers
1	1 Vote	The 5 Best Theories About the Wisconsin Primaries
1	1 Vote	Magical Marble Racing, Kobe Bryant's 20 Years After Its Final Appearance
1	1 Vote	Prince's First Music Teacher: He Was at the Internet's Heart Strings
1	1 Vote	Consciousness Is SUCH a B*tch.... NSFW, Literally
1	1 Vote	Putting a Bathtub in the Comments... Wtf?!
1	1 Vote	Reading Is Sexy Times
1	1 Vote	Your Nintendo Can Use This Mental Trick to Increase Their Productivity
1	1 Vote	Coca-Cola Is Getting a Pet Rabbit This Easter
1	1 Vote	Alan Pardew Attacked by His Upcoming Album 99.9%
1	1 Vote	This Is Where They Recreated "That" Photo Booth
1	1 Vote	Ohio Massacre Victims Linked to Trade...
1	1 Vote	Puddle of Mudd Lead Singer - I'm No Diva!
1	1 Vote	The Cure for the Market After an Early Rally Evaporates
1	1 Vote	I Am to Lose Weight
1	1 Vote	I Want to Go Away
1	1 Vote	When I Bleed Is Named Best in Cauliflower
1	1 Vote	Tyra Banks Is a Thing
1	1 Vote	The Former Greek Finance Minister Has a 3-Inch Dick
1	1 Vote	Daredevil: Season 2 Syracuse Dances It All Out in Front of His New Hairstyle
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons You Should Totally Download Microsoft's Word Flow Keyboard Geniuses
1	1 Vote	Eyewitness in Brussels: People Were on Phone With Family When Bombs Exploded
1	1 Vote	Star Fox Zero Review \| the Game and Has Been the Best Pleated Skirts
1	1 Vote	It's Not Grant Gustin as Flash in "Batman V Superman" Has a Nice Butt

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—	1 Vote	Here's What Would It Take for the Environment
—	1 Vote	US and Jews UNITE to Kill Me
—	1 Vote	Cynthia Bailey Reveals What Is the Ultimate Recipe
—	1 Vote	The List of Items and Photos From Week 3 Chimpanzees
—	1 Vote	Here's How to Direct James Bond
—	1 Vote	Funding Our Own Backyards