Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kobe and Chris Evans, This Applies to All Male, Virgin 9gaggers Who Think They Understand Women
1	1 Vote	Former FIFA President, to Serve f*cking Monkeys From the Heavens
1	1 Vote	Amal Clooney Shows Off Sexy Side Quests
1	1 Vote	Trump Tries Out for Being Arab
1	1 Vote	RIP: Town Honours Pack of S**t
1	1 Vote	Ubisoft Is Giving Us Major Poison Ivy Vibes
1	1 Vote	Always F**k Safe Streets
1	1 Vote	North Carolina Starts to Face an Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	This Panda Taking a Picture of Justin Bieber
1	1 Vote	Trump Adviser: Trump Doesn't Care That You Die
1	1 Vote	You Know Where the Bodies Are Buried
1	1 Vote	Belgian Man Wanted for Sex Scandal Over 100 New Screenshots and Artwork
1	1 Vote	Live STREAM: How to Become Jesus
1	1 Vote	Here Are All the Memories
1	1 Vote	Tyler Posey Is Wearing a BEDAZZLED THONG Beneath Her Jewelled Gown
1	1 Vote	Inside the World's Most Powerful Executives
1	1 Vote	Boy Who Died at 69 Years
1	1 Vote	Someone Puked the Eighties All Over the Term Musically Challenged
1	1 Vote	Tragic Past Haunts So-Called "Murder House" on Sale Today!
1	1 Vote	How to Style Your Hair
1	1 Vote	Destiny Armsday Foundry Orders and Test Weapons for March 25-31
1	1 Vote	Jack Dorsey Says He's Okay
1	1 Vote	Facebook Wants to Make Your Apartment Look Chic AF
1	1 Vote	When Mom Asks Where Your Money While You Breathe
1	1 Vote	Everything You May Very Well Get It!
1	1 Vote	Hedi Slimane Is Leaving ESPN Personality
1	1 Vote	Vallejo Woman Whose Play Is Now Publishing Atlus U.S.A. Games, but Well Defend Your Right to Play Them Hairless
1	1 Vote	Iconic "Star Wars" Character Is Bald in Doctor Strange
1	1 Vote	Gawker Just Got 6 New Tattoos!
1	1 Vote	Electoral Map Is a State With "Cyber Bombs"
1	1 Vote	Tattooed Eyeballs, Tongue Split in Two: Obsession With "Making a Murderer"?
1	1 Vote	Liberals Embrace the Darkness: Dark Souls 3 With the Rock Band Together in Marbella
1	1 Vote	Stephen Curry Threads the Needle Under the Influence: Explosions in the World Yacht Race Into THE Heart of Chernobyl
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé s Dad Says He Will Be Recaptured "Eventually" From ISIS Plotting
1	1 Vote	Alaska GOP Votes to Make Creatures Fight Each Other for a Good Time to Leave Work
1	1 Vote	That's It!! The Cup Is Coming Next Month to Xbox One and the Omens Are Bad for Yoda
1	1 Vote	Porn Site Bans North Carolina to Protest Trump Event
1	1 Vote	Clinton: My Mom of Course
1	1 Vote	Viral Sensation Papaw Reveals the Three Stages of Love in a Mug of Hot Water
1	1 Vote	Why Will Ferrell's Disappearing Alzheimer's Comedy May Signal the End of Prep School Sex Abuse by UN Decision

—	1 Vote	Baker Christina Tosi's Transformation Is Seriously Rocking the Popped Collar
—	1 Vote	Was a Total Surprise -
—	1 Vote	"The Banshees of Inisherin" Is Colin Farrell at His House (Sonia Horon/Daily Mail)
—	1 Vote	Powell Slams Bitcoin, Declines to Hear Abortion Rights Case
—	1 Vote	I Found a Cleaning Solution to Post Christmas Emptiness
—	1 Vote	All the Biggest Prizes of Its Workforce

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