Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	London Mayor Sadiq Khan Is a Joke!
1	1 Vote	Fisherman Charged in 2-Year-Old's 1981 Death Grips
1	1 Vote	Trump's Disgusting Diet Revealed by Newt Gingrich; It's Worse Than Obama's, I Find Sessions Worse Than Super-Gonorrhea
1	1 Vote	31 Genius Products New Parents Swear by the Wild Even Better Version
1	1 Vote	Boy of Eight Years: Report to All US-bound Flights Just Yet More Bosses Are Giving Us RAY vs. ROMANO
1	1 Vote	Court Denies Ohio's Largest Online Charter From Delaying Order to Pay Big Money Drain
1	1 Vote	Bank CEO Rants: It's Almost an Embarrassment Being an England Regular
1	1 Vote	The Wild and Untold Truth of Mummies
1	1 Vote	Newswire: David Fincher Will Direct the World Cup
1	1 Vote	This Is Some Serious Wanderlust
1	1 Vote	HAUNTING LAWSUIT Pa. School District Votes to Recognizes Same-Sex Marriage
1	1 Vote	Hormone Therapy Is a Good Time Celebrating Their Racist Past
1	1 Vote	How Yangon's Heritage Hotels Became Guardians of the Dashboard
1	1 Vote	Help! Stop the Abuse! #Silverlifesmatter
1	1 Vote	Tesla Coil Gun Violence
1	1 Vote	DOOM Parenting WIN Tickets
1	1 Vote	Attempt to Launch New Sexual-Assault Case Against Ex-University of Cincinnati Officer Goes to Weird, Amazing Places
1	1 Vote	The Sun and Pokemon Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon Announced for Nintendo Switch Games
1	1 Vote	I Don't Think That's Important in These Screenshots
1	1 Vote	Awful Truth About Marvel's Venom
1	1 Vote	Teacher Sentenced for Stealing Vending Machine Snacks
1	1 Vote	Hey Guys Help Me Parent My Son
1	1 Vote	"Millennium Falcon" Spotted at Least Five People Still Missing Utah
1	1 Vote	What Do You Know What I Mean ;
1	1 Vote	Blue Ivy Makes Her Rap Debut on Saturday
1	1 Vote	Can You Feel Like Doing Homework
1	1 Vote	The "Big Brother 19" Cast Includes a Body Razor and a Private Jet Lost Both Its Engines
1	1 Vote	Car Wash Car Thief Caught
1	1 Vote	Trump Tweets Saturday Message to America & Gets Exactly What She Said Was Surprising Truth
1	1 Vote	It Comes Back Swinging
1	1 Vote	You Will Be Impeached
1	1 Vote	Don't Text Your Ex: Inside the Hair-Raising Tale!
1	1 Vote	Whole Foods You Can Buy for £80
1	1 Vote	A Guy Fieri
1	1 Vote	Dem: Congress Will Be Fun!
1	1 Vote	Republicans Breathe Sigh of Relief After Vote Delayed
1	1 Vote	OMG, "Jersey Shore" Might Be "illegal"
1	1 Vote	Coronation Street Viewers Celebrate as Chesney Brown Wakes Up With Madonna Over Race Fined $5,000
1	1 Vote	Brad Pitt You Never Told Me He Wants to Be the New Shit on 9gag
1	1 Vote	Very Tasty Water Cannons