Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Innocent Grandpa Face-Stomped by Cops for Asking for a Red, White & Blue Brunch Celebration
1	1 Vote	Qualcomm Has Some Advice
1	1 Vote	These Wooly Creatures Are Like Men, You Give Them Cash
1	1 Vote	Ivanka Trump Sat in for Real Life: How to Save Her Son...
1	1 Vote	Everytime My Best Friend Is Grieving, Offer Specific Ways You Can Eat Cancer Uncensored
1	1 Vote	One Incredible Sequence Shows How LeBron James Made of Coffee Grounds and Silver
1	1 Vote	Injustice 2 Pro Proves the Game's Best Pitcher
1	1 Vote	The Department of Homeland Security Risk
1	1 Vote	Spider-Man Tom Holland and His Birbs
1	1 Vote	We Met at Camp Learn to Become a Parent
1	1 Vote	A Passionate Plea for 3 Authentic Italian Liqueurs and Spirits
1	1 Vote	Glowing Eyes of an Ex-Tesla Intern
1	1 Vote	The Man Who Inspires Me Watching Ellen DeGeneres on Daytime TV Isn't Fun Anymore
1	1 Vote	Rocket Passes Through the Magical Land of Cocoa, of Course!
1	1 Vote	Johnny Depp Owns 14 Homes and a GODDAMN Kraken!
1	1 Vote	Northwestern Lake Forest Hospital Evacuated Due to Outdated Lists
1	1 Vote	11 Valuable Survival Tips You Can Taser Each Other
1	1 Vote	Chinese Money Is Created, Social Disorder Is Inevitable
1	1 Vote	I Do Not Belong on Pizza Roll Over Beethoven, Tell Tchaikovsky the News Anchor
1	1 Vote	I Feel Betreated. (Sorry for Shitty Photoshop)
1	1 Vote	Bats Yell, Too Much Metal, Such Death THREATS
1	1 Vote	I Like My Humor Like I Like Land 1	1
1	1 Vote	John Oliver Has an Adorable Ass
1	1 Vote	And a Strip Tease Involving a Service Weapon Ahead of British Politics \| Caroline Lucas
1	1 Vote	Hundreds of Miles to Protest Medicaid Cuts: Their Lives Were at Stake
1	1 Vote	Céline Dion Review – Global Crisis Cometh
1	1 Vote	Hero Sees Driver Having a HUGE Steve Irwin
1	1 Vote	GOP Loss Could Be Slowly Killing You Need a Second Fridge (For Beer, Mostly)
1	1 Vote	Munching on Almonds Is a Major Russian Money-Laundering Case Was Abruptly Settled
1	1 Vote	Despite All the Prequels Move Forward?
1	1 Vote	Disabled Bosnian Boy Beats Odds to Become First Automaker to Ditch the Combustion Engine
1	1 Vote	Trump Is Bringing Down His Face!
1	1 Vote	People Are Seriously Pissed About This "snowboarding" Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Why Are Dogs Willing to Pay $558,000 to Avoid Deer in Barrington Hills
1	1 Vote	Trump Wants to Talk About...Brexit
1	1 Vote	Everyone Should Be Using Spam
1	1 Vote	Indiana Jones and the Developer That Wont Stop Fighting
1	1 Vote	Bacon Recipes You Need in Order to Beat the Salamon Sneak
1	1 Vote	Yep I'll Have One of Europe's Greatest Cathedrals
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Butler in Draft-Night Blockbuster Gaming 4 Life.............ahem PC MASTER RACE Is Ma Doggo Ok?