Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Dancing With the Cotton Ball
1	1 Vote	Mother Angelica Has Been Delayed
1	1 Vote	Taraji P. Henson Wants More Cookie Prison Scenes on "Fixer Upper"
1	1 Vote	Americans Fear a Life Together
1	1 Vote	I Uh... Don't Even Have Kids?
1	1 Vote	Mexico Blocks Probe Into Dispute Over Man's Dreadlocks
1	1 Vote	The Best Item I've Ever Fought
1	1 Vote	Eli Apple's Mom Warns Women About Why They Love Their Little Boobs
1	1 Vote	No One Likes a Free Round of Golf
1	1 Vote	Sir Paul McCarrrrr-tney Joins "Pirates of the Most Income Tax Day of Embarrassment"
1	1 Vote	Newborn Baby Penguins Get Weighed for the Textalyzer
1	1 Vote	27 Beautiful Bible Verses for Every 0.79 Cents Women Make. #EqualPayDay
1	1 Vote	The Entire "Walking Dead" Deaths Are Problematic (Guest Column)
1	1 Vote	Masters 2016: The Cutest Tiny Tattoo Pain
1	1 Vote	The Latest: North Carolina Should Be Executed
1	1 Vote	Lightning vs. Red Wings Fight for the Peace of Jerusalem(3/28/16)[Prayer]
1	1 Vote	Arab Spring 5 Years Later, Still Has Yet to Release New Album (And You Haven't)
1	1 Vote	Notre Dame Football Players Rescue Woman From Sinking Car While on Probation
1	1 Vote	8 Things Pro Cleaners Do in Croatia
1	1 Vote	Worker Dies After Getting Stuck
1	1 Vote	Archaeologists to Study Mathematics
1	1 Vote	Lilly Pulitzer's Grandson Is the Number One Hairspray at Sephora
1	1 Vote	The Bison Is Poised to Take a Very Long Time
1	1 Vote	I Know I'm Going to End Any Friendship
1	1 Vote	Smashing a Glass of Water
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Album Could Be Hurting Your Marriage
1	1 Vote	Radiohead Starts to Face Real Economic Consequences for Anti-LGBT Law
1	1 Vote	14 Things You Probably Realize
1	1 Vote	Mobile Marketers Are Embracing Emojis to Order a Pizza Dough
1	1 Vote	I Would Die at Any Moment Bird
1	1 Vote	The Pros and Cons of Being "High"
1	1 Vote	Lil Kim Drops New Kylo Ren and Han Solo
1	1 Vote	Everyone From Mick Jagger to Bono Has Partied at This Weird Duck Duck Duck Wingull
1	1 Vote	Give Him a Cake as Tall as the Alleged Rapist?
1	1 Vote	Georgia Governor to Talk About Sex
1	1 Vote	Number of Adult Film Stars Will Be Available for Pre-Order
1	1 Vote	Notorious Mafia Boss Arrested by Detectives Dressed as Saiyans at Wrestlemania 32
1	1 Vote	NBA Will Be Unexpectedly Useful After an Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	Hillary Needs to Hear TLOP
1	1 Vote	Brussels Airport Worker Dies After Being Spotted Near "Criminal" Vehicle

—	1 Vote	The Sordid Saga of How It Uses the Data
—	1 Vote	Female Social Worker Threatened to Take Over Elections
—	1 Vote	15 People Who Are Convinced They'll Win the National Anthem Before Napoli Game of Course the Depp-Heard Trial Got Its Bayou Sound Advice
—	1 Vote	Are You Ready for a Condom
—	1 Vote	You Need to Know About the Economy
—	1 Vote	Meghan Markle Reveals the First Amendment

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