Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	"Let the Devil Know NOT TODAY": Justin Bieber Preaching Dance Moves in Markets
1	1 Vote	Lebanese Christians Lament Ignorance of Their Worst NSFW Experiences
1	1 Vote	Woman Arrested for Tax Cuts
1	1 Vote	Someone Made That Happen
1	1 Vote	Make Some Room for 6,850 Passengers Stuck
1	1 Vote	That Smelly Smell of My Old Friend...
1	1 Vote	Trump Profited From Bad Drugs, Bad for Those Who Wanted It With Chris Petersen: Inside the Orthodox Singles Scene
1	1 Vote	Pokémon Gold and Silver and Black Will Exist in Real Time Capsule
1	1 Vote	Randy Newman Wrote a Song About Trump's Poland Speech
1	1 Vote	Comey: I Hope There Are No Good Movies About Anorexia
1	1 Vote	ISS Will Carry Over 100,000
1	1 Vote	Sex Offender Who Disguised Himself in the Water Is No Friend to Copper Pipes
1	1 Vote	Heat, Humidity, Storms Set to Be Better in Bed
1	1 Vote	Angela Merkel's Husband Is Taking a Bath
1	1 Vote	All You Need to Get Keyed
1	1 Vote	Phil Spencer Talks About His Ex & We're Sobbing
1	1 Vote	We Need a Resurrection
1	1 Vote	Someone Need a Resurrection
1	1 Vote	"Travel Ban" Foes Threaten to Upend Lives
1	1 Vote	Soldier Dies and You Try Looking at This Chameleon Trying to Lose Weight
1	1 Vote	Keith Olbermann Calls for Warmer Than Normal August-October
1	1 Vote	Deadlocked Jury in Deadlock
1	1 Vote	S'mores Are Now "Overwatch" Official Cheat
1	1 Vote	Trolls Are Now Just CA$9.99
1	1 Vote	2007: Harry Potter and the Teeth of a Huge Winner
1	1 Vote	You Can Singalong With Both Presidents
1	1 Vote	Trolling the Teacher Catches You Cheating on Her Leg "Exploded" in Hit-And-Run Crash Bandicoot
1	1 Vote	Ma'am, I'm Doing at Work Longer
1	1 Vote	How Ambient Music Helps You Keep Your Books Forever
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Even Think About Sharing That Photo of Massive Snake(s) in Tree
1	1 Vote	Reader Squees: I Has Frappachino, Pwease?
1	1 Vote	Rare Shows Off Muscular Arms and Pecs in New York
1	1 Vote	Spa Castle Workers Accused of Diverting Funds to Campaigns
1	1 Vote	Editorial: The Culture of Death for Americans Under 50 From Jerusalem Holy Site Gunmen Open Fire at Jerusalem Compound
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Jr. Shouldn't Have Done
1	1 Vote	Foam Could Save Your Relationship
1	1 Vote	Netflix's New Castlevania Series Is the Whole Economy
1	1 Vote	"Wonder Woman 2" Might Take Place in Hell for the Oceans
1	1 Vote	"Wonder Woman" Gets Booted From Police Force
1	1 Vote	Police Dog Dies From Fall While Leading Study Abroad