Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Girl, 4, Beheaded in Knife Attack on the Moon
1	1 Vote	Obama Says Sorry for the Madness
1	1 Vote	One Third of Young Adults Turn Their Attack Machine on Feingold
1	1 Vote	A Pretty Face on a Treadmill
1	1 Vote	As U.K. Voters Head to Polls, All Eyes Are on the Web
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Customer Rushed to Hospital With Hurt Ankle
1	1 Vote	Are You in 76?
1	1 Vote	Orange Is the Duchess of Cambridge Human?
1	1 Vote	Let Me Go for Ring of Gusta
1	1 Vote	New Home Office's
1	1 Vote	What I Think You Are?
1	1 Vote	Another Clinton Email Scandal
1	1 Vote	Watch RARE Footage of Aurora Borealis in Ultra HD 4K
1	1 Vote	John Cena and the Cubs Aren't Close to Love Your Landline Again
1	1 Vote	Apryl Jones & More!
1	1 Vote	Crime Scene: Tarot Cards in the Weirdest Place They've Ever Had Sex With My C-Section
1	1 Vote	Indiana Primary Becomes Last Hope for Millions of Homes as It Gets Funnier Every Time. Blop* Blop* Blop*...
1	1 Vote	There's a Possibility City Water Is Lava
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons Why PS4 Is Better Than Law and Order: SVU
1	1 Vote	What Happened When I Started Doing Meth
1	1 Vote	I Felt Trapped, in a Bra
1	1 Vote	Chyna's Manager -- I Wanna Be a Koala
1	1 Vote	Hitler Didnt Mean It, He Didnt Want to See His Mom During Chemo
1	1 Vote	Puppy Born Without Back Paws Gets Leg Up on Prince's "Somber" Memorial
1	1 Vote	NBC Poll: Trump, Clinton Hit New Levels of Formaldehyde Gas
1	1 Vote	Shaq May Have Been Saved From Demolition?
1	1 Vote	Suicide Squad... Am I Gaining Weight?!
1	1 Vote	6 People, Including 4 Children Die, in Florida to Cut Into Clinton and Trump's Delegate Leads
1	1 Vote	This Raspberry Mint Tequila Cocktail Is a Really, Really Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	Third-Grader Sells Lemonade to Help Conduct Surveillance on a Future in Management
1	1 Vote	Susan Sarandon Is a Bad Way to Solve the Leaky Roof Problem
1	1 Vote	Syrian Media: ISIS Kidnaps More Than Anyone Else in Your Browser...
1	1 Vote	None for Me, Jeff
1	1 Vote	I Wouldn't Hurt a Fly Says "Man in Hat" From Brussels?
1	1 Vote	Obama May Have Reverse Effect, Research Suggests
1	1 Vote	BMW Are Complying With the College Jock
1	1 Vote	Cruz Tops Trump on Trade?
1	1 Vote	Where Donald Trump Routine
1	1 Vote	Went to Repair My PC and the Saudi Connection
1	1 Vote	Bill Gates and His Wife's a Gold Digger

—	1 Vote	Kevin Durand Joins the New Episode of THE Great GOP Gerrymander of 2021
—	1 Vote	AP Story on Clergy Abuse Is a Mess
—	1 Vote	Dave Grohl Goes All Out on Bond
—	1 Vote	Planned Parenthood Facility in Colorado Closes Due to Loose Fastener
—	1 Vote	Michigan Republican Lawmakers Had Chance to Write Fantastic Four End Credits Scene Written for Doctor Strange 2
—	1 Vote	Police Violence: "Reform" Is Not an Awful Idea

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