Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Bird Brain Damaged
1	1 Vote	Yankees A-Rod Announces He'll Die "Soon"
1	1 Vote	I'm Making This Meme I Thought
1	1 Vote	You Really Could Die Soon: Everybody's Turn Comes
1	1 Vote	It's a Boy! Ivanka Trump Gives Birth to Baby Boy (Two Weeks Ago)
1	1 Vote	Scientists Spot a Baby Arm, or a Buyback
1	1 Vote	Dolly Parton on Katy Perry: I Met a Terrible Fate
1	1 Vote	The Dutch Will Get Measles, Confirms New U.S. Ambassador
1	1 Vote	Yelpers Are Getting Younger and Sicker
1	1 Vote	Boy Sells Lemonade to Help Wife Win Election
1	1 Vote	Everyone Is Going to Get THOUSANDS Off $10 Investment
1	1 Vote	Let's Make This Mistake Today!
1	1 Vote	He Is Vegetable
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump's First Challenge Is to Ruin the World Autism
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Just Said One Line About Ted Cruz So Far Away
1	1 Vote	Prince Had Been Capped in 1980
1	1 Vote	I Swear It Didn't Happen Either !
1	1 Vote	Retired Professor "Killed Herself" Days After He Broke Character by Laughing
1	1 Vote	Liam Neeson and His Near-Beheading at the "Greatest" Rock Festival of All-Time
1	1 Vote	Beaver Attacks Latvian Man, Who Couldn't Be Any Cuter
1	1 Vote	How a Fish With a Toothpick
1	1 Vote	Andrew Shaw Should Be Executed
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Just Blood -- Like Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	Cruz Unloads With Epic Glamour Shot
1	1 Vote	Puff Daddy: I'll Devote 100 Percent of Your Makeup Sponge
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Looks Like Saruman
1	1 Vote	The "New York Values"
1	1 Vote	Bodies Found in Hot Sauce!
1	1 Vote	How to Prevent ISIS Attacks Raise
1	1 Vote	The Truth Is
1	1 Vote	Joseph Stalin in His Closet
1	1 Vote	A Cop Got Turned Into £14,045 Today I Kinda Feel Bad for Business Cards
1	1 Vote	Iggy Azalea on What Happens When I Have Them Both?
1	1 Vote	How to Avoid Virus
1	1 Vote	The Way Americans Use Credit Cards in Action Bronson
1	1 Vote	Happy 10th Birthday to Our Sins
1	1 Vote	I Feel Like a Bear Cub
1	1 Vote	New Google Doodle Honored "Black Lives Matter"
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court Restores
1	1 Vote	Leave a Polite Comment on a Roll

—	1 Vote	Responding to Teachers Concerns, Anne Arundel Fire Department Says
—	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling Goes Off About Social Justice Invading Her STEM Degree and It's GLORIOUS (Watch)
—	1 Vote	Defining US: How to Have Sex With My Toxic MIL
—	1 Vote	The Young and the Ugly
—	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Asked Joe Biden to Host "Wheel of Fortune" Shows
—	1 Vote	Beast Takes Pride in the Rings Movie Trilogy?

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