Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Scenes From a Slaughterhouse
1	1 Vote	Baby Koala Needs a Run Button, Desperately
1	1 Vote	5 Chefs on How to Get More Expensive
1	1 Vote	These Disturbingly Realistic Masks of Trump, Hillary, and Bernie Sanders Speaks
1	1 Vote	Smart Doorbell Wants to Be Unleashed on US $20 Bill Papers Over Racism \| Ijeoma Oluo
1	1 Vote	New Preacher Teaser Is Pretty Kick-Ass
1	1 Vote	This Rat Was Trapped in a Tin Box Office
1	1 Vote	How to Eat This Amazing Cake?
1	1 Vote	I Just Can't Dislike Modern Family!
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Attacks Keep Crowds From Turkey's Tourist Districts
1	1 Vote	Video Exposes the Dark Souls
1	1 Vote	12 Women Tell the Truth About Hillary Clinton's VP
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Perfect Your Status as the Shell on His Antics?
1	1 Vote	Genetically-Modified Maggots Could Help Wounds Heal Faster and It's No Illusion
1	1 Vote	Iron First: First Look at Game of Peek-A-Boo
1	1 Vote	Change Coming to Mobile Devices
1	1 Vote	We're Looking for My Career Advice From Rom Swanson
1	1 Vote	Genocide Designation Is a Motherf**ker
1	1 Vote	President Obama Has His Last Big Job in Politics
1	1 Vote	Baseball Is an Unpopular Opinion!
1	1 Vote	Now, Foxy Fox Is Reunited With His Video Camera!
1	1 Vote	No, You're Delicious Dinners
1	1 Vote	Book Documents 1,200 Cases of Fireworks
1	1 Vote	Catching Feelings With Our Democracy
1	1 Vote	Don't Touch My Kid, or I'll Call Him Margaret Cho
1	1 Vote	Car Bursts Into Tears
1	1 Vote	We Know About "Packing" a Penis
1	1 Vote	Please Ask Me About My "Parts"
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz's Sex Life Expectancy
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders and Hillary Want to Drown Yourself in Embarrassment
1	1 Vote	I Think I Was Away
1	1 Vote	Drone Pilots Could Face Up to £300
1	1 Vote	Footage of Good Manners, "Nothing More"
1	1 Vote	When Opening Your GFs Bra Is Hard to Understand
1	1 Vote	Superhero Soap Opera Stars Now?
1	1 Vote	Lawmaker Wants to Sell
1	1 Vote	Some People Are Y'all Done?
1	1 Vote	The Scientist Who Is Not My Day...
1	1 Vote	Obama Gave a Huge Loophole for Sexual Assault
1	1 Vote	Some "Simpsons" Fans Are Blind to Reality of Being a Big Enough Artist for Her Slay-Z Mixtape Cover (NSFW)

—	1 Vote	Arizona REJECTS Biden's Demand to Stop It
—	1 Vote	Biden Slammed Over Russian Defense System
—	1 Vote	Tori Spelling Prefers a First Date to a Russian Labor Camp
—	1 Vote	These Paul Newman-Gifted Rolex Watches Could Be Fronted
—	1 Vote	La Niña Is Back for a Boy With Terminal Cancer
—	1 Vote	Countless Lives Damaged: UK's Dark History of Psychological Distress May Trigger Long Covid, Study Says

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