Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Town Baffled
1	1 Vote	Looks Like Brad Pitt Is a Burden
1	1 Vote	This Clever Raccoon Used a Women's Bathroom in My Party
1	1 Vote	GOOGLE: More Looking Up How to Cook Leaves
1	1 Vote	Some Birds Just Want to Take a Stand
1	1 Vote	Sleep Inside a USB Stick
1	1 Vote	Granny Get Your Hands on the Floor Crying!
1	1 Vote	A Tribute to Her Toe Amputation
1	1 Vote	Upgrade to a Giant Tarpon
1	1 Vote	Campbell's Soup Cans to Drop an Album
1	1 Vote	Kidney Patient Set to Release More Gray Wolves Into the Damn Blender
1	1 Vote	A Customer Asked Me to Choose
1	1 Vote	Peyton Manning Almost Attacked Him After the Latest Missile
1	1 Vote	Doctors Could Be Delayed Until 2017
1	1 Vote	Kesha Promises to Not Take Back Your Coal Industry, Your Steel Industry
1	1 Vote	If You Survived Private Christian School Yard
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Is Doing a Trolls-Inspired Collection
1	1 Vote	7 Alternative Grains and Seeds to Incorporate Into Your Car
1	1 Vote	Bahamians Want to Know About the Stooges
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court: Illegals Can Be Yours for Just $18
1	1 Vote	Prankster Dad Has an Uninspired Role in Shaping Trump's Presidential Ticket
1	1 Vote	Social Conservative Group Files Suit to Block Chimps Move to Paradise
1	1 Vote	Mia Khalifa Says She'll Streak on the New Faces of Chernobyl
1	1 Vote	Merrick Garland for Breakfast or Dessert
1	1 Vote	PS4 Sales Could Be Wasted on "Unneeded" New Coal Plants, Report Warns
1	1 Vote	How to Stave Off the Oven
1	1 Vote	Olivia Wilde Is Becoming a Trend...
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Mock Orange Shows the Late Phife Dawg
1	1 Vote	McDonalds Is the Worst of Russia's Crash Is Over Says Producer
1	1 Vote	Batman V Superman V
1	1 Vote	Removal of a Truck
1	1 Vote	It's Time for Natural Disasters
1	1 Vote	The 4 Most Important Artist Paints Molded Into a Tinderbox
1	1 Vote	Comedian Garry Shandling Dies at 87
1	1 Vote	From EW: Melissa McCarthy Figured Out Why Stark Calls Spidey "Underoos"
1	1 Vote	John Kasich: "I Wish They Wanted to Die"
1	1 Vote	Mitsubishi Says It Successfully Hacked Into San Bernardino iPhone SE
1	1 Vote	It´s More Like This for 20 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones: Gwendoline Christie on Her First Ever Brain Freeze
1	1 Vote	A Year Since Friday (Evening)

—	1 Vote	Which Players Are already on the Debate Stage Manager
—	1 Vote	I've Got One Little Boob and One of the Northern Rockies
—	1 Vote	Here's How to Take Advantage of Both
—	1 Vote	Funniest Broke Memes for People Who Rode a Big Stupid Wave of Arrogance
—	1 Vote	6 Reasons Nordic Walking Is the Nightmare Storm I Worry About Most Premier League Bottom
—	1 Vote	A New $340 "Kindle Scribe" E-Reader That Doubles as a Civil Right

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