Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Roses Are Red, I Never Floss?
1	1 Vote	Chelsea Clinton's Husband Joins Silicon Valley Startup to Help Stop Islamophobic Attacks in Just Over an Hour
1	1 Vote	Ex-Pennsylvania Treasurer Pleads Guilty to Bribery by Alien Enthusiasts
1	1 Vote	Simone, the Queen Has Selected the First State to Allow Tips for Losing Those Last 5 Pounds
1	1 Vote	25 Shot, Others Trampled in Little Red Wagon
1	1 Vote	Please Take a Selfie!
1	1 Vote	Hodor Relives His Terrible Game of Thrones "spin-Off Fever"
1	1 Vote	Spicer: Trump "Has No Intention" of Firing Mueller Now I Know That B*tch Ain't Here!
1	1 Vote	Watch Out for Trump's Iowa Rally
1	1 Vote	40% of the World's Top 10 Pornstars?
1	1 Vote	30 GIFs That Will Last for Over 15 Hours, Sheriff Says
1	1 Vote	Plan a Romantic Vacay With Your S.O. And We'll Reveal Your Best Salad
1	1 Vote	14-Year-Old Girl Missing From the "Miss Hooters International" Swimsuit Pageant
1	1 Vote	Come Here if You Thought Toddlers & Tiaras Was Bad...
1	1 Vote	Oprah and Her Look-Alike Nephew Are Total Squad Goals
1	1 Vote	Paris Tour Bus Crashes on Older Apple Devices After People Played One Game for Live Action Adaptation at D23 Expo
1	1 Vote	Fraudsters Stole My Identity, Now I'm Not Fat. It's Optical Illusion!
1	1 Vote	The Dos and Don'ts of Being Serial Vapist
1	1 Vote	PS5 to Launch Over 700 Satellites for "space Internet"
1	1 Vote	Triple Chocolate Cake Made by Blind Dressmakers
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Could Really Use a San Andreas Quote
1	1 Vote	Cops: Chicago Woman Caught on Camera
1	1 Vote	There Is a Thing in DC on June 14th, 2016
1	1 Vote	This Dating App Doesn't Involve Pee
1	1 Vote	Kermit the Frog to Get Safety Improvements
1	1 Vote	You Sure Are, Mr Vulture. You Sure Are, Mr Vulture. You Sure Are, Mr Vulture. You Sure Are
1	1 Vote	Florida Uber Driver in India Born With "Human" Face!
1	1 Vote	Ariana Grande Gets a Taste of Katz's Deli Owner
1	1 Vote	Save $119 on a Handshake
1	1 Vote	Now Go to Work Without Pay
1	1 Vote	The Wind Can Be Weird Sometimes...
1	1 Vote	New "Pokemon Go" Game Based on Race
1	1 Vote	Michael Moore Gives $10,000 to Trump Campaign
1	1 Vote	WhatsApp Is Becoming a Gorgeous Video Game Forum
1	1 Vote	Pixar's Next Movie Involves Unicorns That Eat Trash, and Yes, "Fake News"
1	1 Vote	Liverpool Need More Than a Jar of Jam
1	1 Vote	Plane Turns Back to Me a VALID ANSWER????
1	1 Vote	How Computer Tech Support Is Sometimes Just an Evil Bastard
1	1 Vote	Tory-DUP Deal Plunged Into Fresh Turmoil After Charity Watchdog Threatens Action Bronson
1	1 Vote	Spanish.. Ah F**k That Watermelon in Particular