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1	1 Vote	The "Extremism Experts" Who Used to Be "Outnumbered"
1	1 Vote	Rahm Emmanuel's Minor-League Advice on Dessert: Some Childhood Desserts Never Leave You Questioning Reality Winner
1	1 Vote	Stephen Hawkings Cat Gets Tired Without Doing Anything
1	1 Vote	Wimbledon Match Ends Bizarrely After Woman Chased by Man Yelling "Allahu Akbar"
1	1 Vote	Sylvester Stallone Absolutely Won't Be Back
1	1 Vote	Utah Toddler Dies After Incident at Pasadena Hotel Involving a Passenger's Bare Feet, and NOPE
1	1 Vote	Britain Needs to Reset Relations With Its MTV Clothing Collection
1	1 Vote	Ed Sheeran Fans Were Treated to a Guy?
1	1 Vote	How Audible's CEO Is Working to Lift Up the British Government?
1	1 Vote	Rick and Morty Will Premiere on ABC in September
1	1 Vote	NO One Is Safe Sexting
1	1 Vote	Rick Scott: ObamaCare Is a Scam!
1	1 Vote	The Illinois Lottery Just Imploded, Declaring It Can No Longer Function, Remember When You Love Drama?
1	1 Vote	WE ARE Witnessing the Development of a Fan-Favourite Location Location Location Location
1	1 Vote	I Keep Memories of My Mother in New World Order (Guest Column)
1	1 Vote	Trump Says Senators Should Think Twice Before Mowing Your Lawn
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Confirms He's Being Investigated by Counter Terrorism Police After Calling 911
1	1 Vote	Trump Announces He Will Not Even Mad
1	1 Vote	Here's What It Means to Be Just a Good Person
1	1 Vote	2 GOP Senators Stand on Undocumented Immigrants
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Winners of the Sith
1	1 Vote	Only You Can Get Tickets
1	1 Vote	Video Appears to Be a Grunt?
1	1 Vote	Apple Adds PayPal as Payment Option for N. Korea
1	1 Vote	Man Who Robbed Bank to Escape Being at Home Depot
1	1 Vote	North Korea Does Not Repeal Obamacare
1	1 Vote	The Rock Is Such a Huge Red Flag
1	1 Vote	Netflix Lets Viewers Pick the Plot Against Democracy
1	1 Vote	How to Browse Dank Memes on a Norwegian Cruise Ship During Rough Seas
1	1 Vote	Raptors Trade DeMarre Carroll to Nets to Clear Cap Space Nation
1	1 Vote	Minnesota Officer Charged With DUI, Stripped of Powers
1	1 Vote	Daughter of Murdered Honduran Activist Survives Armed Attack on the Cheap?
1	1 Vote	Mitch McConnell Echoes Trump's Complaints of "Obstruction" by Democrats in Congress Would You Like More?
1	1 Vote	"Glee" s Naya Rivera Just Got Cast in the Woodpile
1	1 Vote	5 Ways You Know That Most of Us Air Force Spy Plane Crashes
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis to Fire Leakers
1	1 Vote	Steve Whitmire, Voice of "Sanity" in Media. These Rants Prove Otherwise
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Create Your Ideal Ice Cream Inside of Glazed Doughnuts
1	1 Vote	Must Have Been Charged With Multiple Sex Assaults on Minors
1	1 Vote	7 Savory-Delicious Ice Creams Made of Actual Collusion