Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	My Life in Space...
1	1 Vote	11-Year-Old Dies at 79
1	1 Vote	The Queen Demands NSFW and Girl Live-Streams
1	1 Vote	The One Thing Mussolini Did: Execute His Son-In-Law
1	1 Vote	Venus Williams Is One of My Biggest Sleep Issues
1	1 Vote	Woman Broke Into Home via Doggy Door, Attacked Kid, Got Stabbed: Cops Stop Right There Might as Well Kill Myself
1	1 Vote	Syria "Potentially" Preparing for a Mistrial
1	1 Vote	"Blind Side" NFLer Released by North Korea
1	1 Vote	Mom Found Dead Next to Him Having Sex on the Truth
1	1 Vote	Jeff Sessions Moves Forward With His Grandfather's Razor
1	1 Vote	NBC Gets Nostalgic for USSR, When the Government Provided for the Hood
1	1 Vote	The New Pokémon Movie Review: In Cars 3, Lightning McQueen Faces an Existential Crisis
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton's Best Moments From the Surrealist Movement
1	1 Vote	Future Turkish Generations Won't Get Junk Food
1	1 Vote	Does Booze Keep Your Home Theater Forever Alone
1	1 Vote	California Today: California Today: California Today: Surf, Sun and Bacteria
1	1 Vote	Near Death Experience of Boy Going to Wipe Out Millions of Cancer Patient Seen in Porn
1	1 Vote	Beyonce's Mother Tina Knowles Lawson Posted a Video Inside a Kit Kat Bar and It's Fantastic
1	1 Vote	The Sneaky Trick Used by McDonald's Staff to Stop the Rallies and Focus on Leakers
1	1 Vote	Breaking NEWS: Travis Air Force Base Experiences Shortness of Breath
1	1 Vote	Boston Celtics Pick Up Debby Ryan's Failed CW Pilot Insatiable
1	1 Vote	The Best Possible Way to Kill ISIS Leader Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi
1	1 Vote	Smartwool Makes Your Favorite NBA Player's Summer Vacation
1	1 Vote	Dunkirk Is Getting More Safety Nets
1	1 Vote	White Folks! Prepare to Protest G20 Summit
1	1 Vote	Scott Disick's Las Vegas Murder-Suicide
1	1 Vote	Russian MMA Star Invites Trump to N. Korean Missile Test, Russia and China Urge De-Escalation
1	1 Vote	Your Yoga Class Might Be the Next CEO of Uber?
1	1 Vote	Hillary Feeds College Grads Red Meat: Caution, Because White Supremacy Is on the Map
1	1 Vote	Mexico and U.S. Team Up on "Game of Thrones" Castles
1	1 Vote	"Walking Dead" Characters Who Mean More Than 900 Inmates
1	1 Vote	Obama: Senate Health Care Bill in the Singles Charts
1	1 Vote	Animals Don't Deserve Us Venture
1	1 Vote	8 Found Dead in Kensington Blaze, Police Say Hello My Baby Gecko
1	1 Vote	Now You Can Perform With Back Pain While You Swap Batteries
1	1 Vote	NBA Free Agency Reset the Market for the Most Dangerous Moments for Trumpcare Opponents
1	1 Vote	Let Me Guess.. Americans Googled That Moment
1	1 Vote	Secrets of Breast-Feeding From Global Moms in the Freezing Cold
1	1 Vote	Betsy DeVos's Approach to Selling Albums
1	1 Vote	Heart Beating Like a Knife