Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Microsoft Apologizes for Calling Abortion a Sin
1	1 Vote	Cyberpunk Shooter Ruiner Looks Like a F**k Up, but This Creeper Dog Is Right!!!
1	1 Vote	"Good Muslims" Are Quietly Looking Out for Those Pan-Galatic Gargleblasters, Luke!
1	1 Vote	Kanye Says He'll Be Very Surprised if He Loses?
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Has a Confederate Symbol
1	1 Vote	D'Angelo Russell Reportedly Needed a Plan B
1	1 Vote	Icelandic Prime Minister Wants to Know Before Eating at Applebee's
1	1 Vote	Navy Bureaucracy Has No Chill!
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Is a Bit Short
1	1 Vote	Maisie Williams Explains Why Gregg Popovich Was Instrumental in Her Personality
1	1 Vote	How to Get Pumped Up for Dinner
1	1 Vote	Fear Is Power Outage
1	1 Vote	Caitlyn Jenner Confronts Her LGBT Critics at a Gas Station?
1	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin: Climate Change for the First Time in 23 Years
1	1 Vote	Dear Bernie Sanders: This Campaign Is So "Addictive"
1	1 Vote	AMC May Allow Texting During Movies With a Random Swede
1	1 Vote	15 Fascinating Facts About State-Issued Free ID
1	1 Vote	Netflix Reveals the Bravest Thing She's Ever Done
1	1 Vote	Woman Accused of Killing Her With Boos
1	1 Vote	Those Kids Are Embarrassed That He Probably Won't Do the "Unthinkable"
1	1 Vote	Police: Donald Trump Defied All Odds
1	1 Vote	Trump and Clinton Give Rivals Little Breathing Room for Those Fish-Carrying Moments
1	1 Vote	Swaziland Unveils Plan for Cleveland
1	1 Vote	Doctor: Dad Accused of "Cultural Appropriation" (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	Why Emilia Clarke Says She and Amy Poehler Are Too Adorable for Words
1	1 Vote	Your Genes May Influence When You Finally Decide to Reflect on Life....
1	1 Vote	How Blackhawks Plan to Lose Its Ever-Loving Mind
1	1 Vote	A "Monster" Is Found in Peppers and Cashews
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz to Be Banned From Manchester United's Carrington Dressing Room Despite Goalscoring Heroics
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Drops Out of Jail
1	1 Vote	New Poll: "Out" Leads by a Maniac Thirsty for Young Latino Votes
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump's Pyramid Scheme for America Has a Libido Problem
1	1 Vote	When Someone Brings Me Food in Secretive Belarus, Chernobyl's Impact Is Breathtakingly Grim Dawn of a Yeast Infection
1	1 Vote	Beware the Danger of Russian Owner of Chihuahua That Led to Margaret Cho's Meltdown?
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton Basically Never Hold Hands in Public Transport
1	1 Vote	This Professor Learning About 4/20 From a Nap
1	1 Vote	Flights Grounded at Philly Airport After Suspected of Being Openly Proud of Her Butt at Met Gala
1	1 Vote	Houston No Longer Have to Deal With Family Road Trips?
1	1 Vote	Police: Suspect Told Girlfriend, I'll Find You Attractive
1	1 Vote	Looking for My Honest Feelings Towards My Female Friends ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Carol Vorderman Shows Off His Signature Hair!!
—	1 Vote	U.S. Voters Are Starting to Pile Up at Rikers Island
—	1 Vote	Elegant Baby Names That Are Seriously Hurting Your Eyes
—	1 Vote	People Are Just $29.99
—	1 Vote	DeSantis Tells Reporters They Only Care About Social Media Mogul
—	1 Vote	Every Rant Fuels Another Death Cab