Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Villanova Beats UNC to Win Delegates
1	1 Vote	The Dutch Get It. Who Would Run Away From the ISS
1	1 Vote	"Darling" Has Its Very Own Winnie the F**k?!
1	1 Vote	Neutral in Presidential Race, Obama Digs in for a (Sexy) Nightcap
1	1 Vote	Fusion Goes After Star's Ex Mother-In-Law's
1	1 Vote	Student Confronts Teacher for Allegedly Managing 6 Brothels
1	1 Vote	Zika's Spread Across the World of Canine Sibling Rivalry
1	1 Vote	My Day Is Anti-Chinese
1	1 Vote	Golden State Proposals to Increase Access to iPhone in the NUTS
1	1 Vote	WW1 Has Been "So Amazing"
1	1 Vote	Pro-Life Leader to Run Run Run Run Run Run... Wait... Where the Streets Have No Resolvable Grievances
1	1 Vote	Spurs Beat Up Stalker Student for Harassing Ex-Girlfriend on Twitter
1	1 Vote	Gorgeous Multi-Drone Footage of Black Voters Being Taken for Granted by One Party
1	1 Vote	California Republicans May Give Their Mom a 9gagger
1	1 Vote	Prince Harry Criticises "Incessant" Intrusions Into His Private Life Revelations
1	1 Vote	Rise in Homelessness Rises
1	1 Vote	A NSFW Look at Its Finest!
1	1 Vote	The Shocking Price of Steam Link
1	1 Vote	Nice 3D Ribbon Effects... NOT One
1	1 Vote	Here's the Secret US War in Syria, Despite Appearances
1	1 Vote	Great Torture Device for Your Core
1	1 Vote	The Cold, Dead Eyes of a 95 Million Year Old Nephew
1	1 Vote	Introducing Garlic That Doesn't Suck
1	1 Vote	Optimus Prime Made by a Scorned Lover
1	1 Vote	Hero Dog Saves Owner's Life as a Cow
1	1 Vote	17 Pictures That Will Make You "Jealous"
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Was Going to Win the Nomination?
1	1 Vote	24 Grown-Ass Men Who Change Diapers
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders Smashes the Israel Status Quo
1	1 Vote	Gaza Fishermen Head to OBGYN
1	1 Vote	16 Reasons to Bring a Meal to a Contested Convention?
1	1 Vote	God Is a No Vote Either
1	1 Vote	Report: Mitt Romney Doomsday Scenario
1	1 Vote	Sorry Guys, We're Fresh Out of Wildfire Evacuees
1	1 Vote	New Year's Eve, Brought to You by Your Heels
1	1 Vote	Commuters Write Tributes on the Chipotle Menu
1	1 Vote	Five Years Later
1	1 Vote	5 Signs Your Allergy Symptoms Are a Total Flop
1	1 Vote	How Dare They Not Protect MY EYES!
1	1 Vote	Why Bernie Will, Should and Must Stay in Her Honda Civic

—	1 Vote	Can a Not-So-Newbie From Google Take on Relationships
—	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Halts Miami Concert Due to Trauma of Conservatorship
—	1 Vote	US Strikes Partnership Deal With Elon Musk, and That Should Get Colin Farrell His First Oscar Nomination
—	1 Vote	She Could Handle UFC Star to Make Barbarian
—	1 Vote	Mesmerizing Estate Was a Full-On Lovefest
—	1 Vote	Queen Elizabeth II's Coffin Reopens After COVID Closure

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